Conference tallis::celt

                      HOUSE FOR SALE IN LONDONDERRY.
     

    Londonderry where's that place when it's at home???
    
    
    
    It wouldn't be half way between London town and Derry city
    would it ;-)
    
    - Dave K.
    

    
    
    
    			R E C O U N T    !!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	keVin

    RE:  .2
    
    Just north of Pelham, south of Manchester & west of Derry.  Where else?
    
    I hope this is of some assistance.
    
             Yours Geographically,
    
                  Murphy.       

    
    
    
    	Paddy : Kevin Mulligan has several hundred used business cards
    	        available .. Just cross off his name, and add yours ...  :-)
    
    
    

                                        
    
    	keVin
    

    And the lesson is::::::
       
    
    
     " Be careful what you ask for because, you may get it"
    
    paddy  (a very hungover paddy I may add) 
    
    

    The lesson is: 
    
    If you are running for Public Office in New Hampshire, no matter
    what your beliefs, run as a Republican (aahem), you are guaranteed
    a seat.                       
    
    This is how all these little Hitlers get into public life, pay $10,
    say "I'm a Republican" (they take it to mean in the American sense),
    and suddenly you're a somebody. (Thats not to say that Paddy wasn't
    a little Hit....oh....a somebody, before the election). And in ten 
    years they're on the television with "1001 points of light", "A kinder,
    gentler America" and "NO NEW TAXES"
    
    But watch out, in the near future, for LIVE ORGAN BANKS, public
    floggings and an increase in the alcohol level for driving limit.
    
    By the way, what does the " L " stand for??  Inquiring minds must
    be curious!!!!
    
    ....Larry...Liam Og....Leith....Lenord....Liberal...Lefty....Looney..... 
    ........................................................................
    
                       Yours Whimsically,
    
                           Murphy.
                                                    
    

    
    
    Murphy     
    
    
             You've done it again I'm rolling in the isles...

          paddy
    

    Well get to hell up out of it !!!!!!!! That is no way for a public
    servant to be acting......in public at least!!!!!!
    
    You have your image (titter), your Office (hhhaaaa) and your 
    supporters (who's rolling in the isles now) to think of.
    
                PROTOCOL, MY DEAR MAN, PROTOCOL!!!!
    
                        Yours Protocolically,
     
    
                                Murphy.
                                       

    
    
    	Murphy : 
    
    	Did Culbert say his new title is  .............
        
    
    	"The Honorable" or "The Horrible" ??		:-)
                                                           
    
    
    
    
    	keVin
    
    
    
    

    
    Re: DERRY.
    I think it was last year that the city council of that place voted
    to change the name to "DERRY" instead of "LONDONDERRY".
    It can be very confusing to foreigners; all the road signs down
    south point to Derry while those up north point to Londonderry.
    The Irish place-name means grove of oaks but in the late 17th
    cent. it was granted by the English to the London Company (somewhat
    similar to the Hudson Bay Company) and they changed the name to
    Londonderry........It has a Catholic/Nationalist majority and was
    where the present "troubles" started in 1968, the 20th anniversity
    of which was recently a feature of T.V news features down here.
    
    						J Dooley.
    

    Re: .11
    
    I love it.......................
    
    I think they must have decided to split the town because just up
    the road here, there is another town called Derry.
                   
                I hope this makes it a little clearer.
    
                          Murphy.
                            

    
    
    Good on you Paddy.  And now my first request to the elected
    representative is coming up
    
    INVADE HUNGARY!!!
    
    -Dermot

    Congratulation "Old Man of the Mountain"!!!  (Burns made me say it ;-) 
    
    Does this mean NH will hopefully pass a meaty MacBride bill?
    
    George

    Holy oh Holy   George is back!!!!!!!
    
       The bill will be back this year for sure.......
       
                        Updates to follow.............
    
    paddy

       
       
       	Congrats Paddy-boy!
       
       	Think you can find me a cheap apartment up that ways now?? :-)
       
       						me_haul

    Re: Title...  At least he's not claiming to be a Duke...

    Maybe not a Duke.....but a Prince in his own right.............
    
    
             Yours who may need a fine squashed someday,
    
                          Murphy.
     

    
    
    	Rumor has it now that Paddy has been elected State Representative,
    	He will no longer be able to maintain the other job he enjoyed
    	so much. I'm sure that ALL of you have seem some of Paddy's work.
                                                                   
    
    	Far be it for me to say he is short, but his former job was
    	to pose for the top portion of Trophies ......
    
    	Everyone remembers his classic pose with the Baseball Bat or
    	the ever popular Golf Swing.    :=)
    
    
    
    	KeVin
    
    

    Who took his newspaper route?

RE: .19

	The Clare Champion?  Isn't that a contradiction in terms??

							me_haul

It was brought to my attention last night by a reliable, if surprising, 
source, in Fleming's Bar in Waltham, that keVin burnS, our modest and
admired (by some) Clare Champion, friend to all things Irish, is not only 
not a Clareman, but that he isn't even Irish.

The truth is that he, as his name implies, is really a Scotsman.

The sad and sordid facts relate to a forefather having to leave his native 
Highlands, amidst a furore of ill-feelings and rampant rumours concerning
an abberation of the trust in the sacred position he held within the 
community.....the local postman......Yes people, it seems he was caught, red 
handed, opening the mail. 

He (and family) not only left their native soil, but did so with great haste,
as the rumours became more exagurated and viscious. Suddenly, there were 
stories of letters put back into wrong envelopes, money missing and the
Parish Priest having recieved Mrs. Watson's prophylactics (but that could
have just been his sense of humour).

To cut a long and painful story short, the post office grapevine guranteed
he'd never work again in Britain as a postie, and with the Law intrested in 
asking, what could prove to be a few very akward questions, their only 
alternative was to resort to Hibernia.

After four or five years of migrant work, it was tough at the time with the 
accent, they finally settled in Ballyvaughan, (they couldn't go any further
west). But the damage was done, the children soon fled to the U.S. to escape
their shame. This has resulted, to this day, in the dogged, approaching 
overkill, "love" for Clare and Ireland. (Anywhere but Scotland)!

So please, when you hear keVin shouting "come on the banner", "give it
sthick", "Clare will be fine in '89" etc. and walking around with a copy 
of the Clare Champion under his arm, understand the circumstances and 
have a little sympathy.

"The sins of the fathers should not be visited on the sons & daughters"
  

             This one is for you Paddy,
        (You promised to listen to Van...TWICE).
 
            

               Your roving reporter!!!

                     Murphy.
             

    
    Pending further review (and we all know how long that can take)
    note number 462.22 written by Kevin "I Love New York" Sullivan
    will remain write-locked.	:-)
    
    
    
    
    
    	keVin Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrns
     

    Isn't that just typical of a Scotsman????
    
    

    
    
    	After careful review by our "Crack(ed) Staff" it has been desided
    	to set note 426.22 available for all to read. All I ask is that
    	everyone please "Consider the Source"	:-)

                  
    
    
    
    	keVin
    

    Give him hell Murphy the lad deserves it after all the ruckus he
    managed to stir up.....   I mean he has even gotten Mike (pick-up)
    Me-haul Foley workin up a lather......  Let's hope he isn't able to awaken
    the sleeping Giant Topaz (what a jem he is) And for all the tea
    in China I swear I gave my paper route to George Darcy years ago.
    
         P.S. I take my oath of office tomorrow so watch out laddies
    I'll be back with Joe (Liberal to the Bones) Drotter.  We will assmue
    the position boyo's
    
    paddy 
    
     

    
    RE: .22
    
    Kevin will get more sympathy than you think.
    
    Many of us who claim an Irish heritage can also claim similar Scottish
    heritage. Many Scots fled Scotland for the Emerald Isle to escape
    the same opression that caused the revolution in Ireland. My mother's
    father (and six brothers)fled Kilmarnock in Scotland for Ireland,
    married a Roscommon girl, and emigrated to the U.S. 
    
    By the way Kevin, is that how Robbie got all his material.....
    
    

    
    	re: .27
    

	Thanks for all the support Mike .... I knew I could count on ye.

	Speaking of Robbie, did I ever show you the typewriter he sold
	me AFTER he moved from Ireland to Scotland	:-)


	Here is a sample  .....




THE SMALL BU[[ER
VAX-11/VMS
Single User Group COG/TSG
 
The di[[erence between bits in an 11/34 and bits in a VAX-11/780
----------------------------------------------------------------
 
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Bu[[er, I thought you might appreciate my contribution. Besides, it is a
splendid opportunity to try out my new typewriter. O[ course, it is not really
new, but almost. I bought it used, [rom a dealer. Got a really good deal too.
As you may have noticed, only the '[' does not work. So I replace that with
a '['.
 
Now [or the artic!e: Oops, the '!' is stuck too. I'!! rep!ace that with the
'!'. I need the '1' [or 11/34 and such, so using the '1' might be con[using.
So: The di[[erence between bits in an 11/34 and bits in a VAX-11/780.
 
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the ')'. I won)er what wi!! be nex+). As you a!! know, bi+s are very busy 
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:-)


keVin

    Just had  to respond to your mail re your father and brothers leaving
    Kilmarnock.  That is my home town which I have also 'fled' to come
    to Kaufbeuren , West Germany.  Any idea where abouts in Kilmarnock
    your father lived ?
    
    Cheers,
    Cathy.

    dont do it
    
    	Ye will have burns champing at the bit again

    
    
    
    	Don't do what   ???		:-)
    
    
    
    
    
    keVin
    

    at your age keVin you don't do much.....Bring on the Wellies!!!!

    RE: .29
    
    Cathy,
    	First off it wasn't my father but my grandfather on my mother's
    side. My father was born in Southie (half Irish/half Lithuanian
    - the proudest and most stubborn man I've ever met). The family
    names are Coyle and Rice and his father worked for a distillery
    (probably Johnny Walker). I've only been able to get to the area
    twice and only once did I have any time to go looking around. It
    was alot easier to find family gravestones in Ireland (my grandmother
    talked more about Ireland to my mother thus there's more history
    of her side). I'll have to back to mother now and get some of the
    story retold as I've forgotten alot of the first names and
    relationships.
    
    			Thanks for the interest,
    
    					Mike