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Conference tallis::celt

Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

441.0. "Beyond Hobson's Choice." by FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN () Wed Sep 28 1988 10:22

    The Bumper Sticker Syndrome:   BUSH IS HOT! (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)!!!
                                   DUKAKIS WILL LICK BUSH! (HAAAAAAAAAA)!!!
    
    What a load of....double-entendre!       Pun-fun....how quaint! 
    How...risque!           How....wake up and smell the....manure!
                     How Bloody Frightening!                
                        
    The Great Debate can only have left everyone with a bad case of......
    ...Brewer's Droop. (As bad/worse than the Great Charlie/Garret
    debate 2/3 years ago).
    
    "A thousand shining lights"   (Far out, maan)!!!
    
    "There are decisions that have to be made"  ($700bn-$2=mmm??!@#^*mmm??)!!!
    
    ".....As clear as Boston harbour"   (How "off the cuff", Jim)!!!
   
     "Economic progress that will leave every...oops...nobody behind"
    (I believe you Mike, thousands wouldn't, but I do)!!!                                   
    
    "Traditional values"  (Neuclear weapons, S.D.I. and apple pie)!!  
    
    "Card carrying Civil Liberties member" (How RED can you get?)!!!
    
    "Legal Action against Women who choose abortion" (Not so funny)?!?!
    
    "Pledge of Allegience" (Before you log in)!!!          
                        
    "NO NEW TAXES"  (George The Magician)!!!
    
    "NO NEW TAXES"  (We TRUST You, Mike, sure we do)!!! 
            
    
    All the Vital Issues that needed to be discussed? Yes, I think we
    covered them all. Lets just hope they're all watching the Olympics!! 
                                                      
                  
    "Trust ME at the Button"!!!
    "Trust ME at the Button"!!!
    "Trust ME at the Button because I chose Bentsen"                                                         
    "Trust ME at the Button because I trust the Baby Boomers"
   
    "....DDDRRRIINNGG......That damn alarm clock.....ohoh.....BOOM!!!"
    
    And the world watches on in dismay, having once hoped that things
    would get better when the Great Actor took his final curtain call.
                                     
    "In God We Trust" just may be the Truth.
                                 
    
               Yours Optimistically,
                 
                    Murphy.                                                                    
    
    
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441.1Good Day MurphyTPVAX3::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertThu Sep 29 1988 23:3013
        Hey keVin  I thought you got rid of all the riff raff in this
    file
    
        I can't figure this Murphy fella out is he one of us or one
    of dem?????
    
    
      I heard through the grapevine that "VAN THE MAN"  Is accompaning
    DA Duke these days  Boy oh Boy thats a pair that'll beat a full
    house
    
    
    paddy  
441.2A Reel Threat.FSLPRD::KSULLIVANMon Oct 03 1988 09:5027
    Welcome back Paddy, your wit and wisdom were sorely missed. For
    a while I thought that maybe you were at a loss for words, but I'm
    happy to see that you've recovered.
     
    keVin made a startling revelation in the Midnight Court on Saturday
    evening, admittedly after a few pints (you know how drink loosens
    the tongue), that the Van/Chieftains album was now one of his top
    three favourite records. Gone is the stern "cat's tail under the rocking
    chair" stance. Patrons were stunned yet supportive as he broke down
    and opened the floodgates. I have to say that I was moved. 
    Could it be that he is one of the people that the Duke toutched
    during the Great Debate (a closet dem)?? Inquiring minds must be
    nervous!! 
    Paddy, you'll have to be courageous, now that all around you are
    faltering. Hide/destroy the tape, at least until after the election.
    If more people start listening...liking...changing...the Duke...the
    possibilities...unthinkable...ohh nnnoooooooo!!
    
         THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY IS NOW IN YOUR HANDS.
         
    "In Banbridge town in the county Down
     one morning last July..........."
    
               You're dancing now,
                    Murphy.
      
    
441.3Strange but True !!! (MORE PORTER) STEREO::BURNSClare will be fine in 89'Mon Oct 03 1988 15:2418
    
    
    
    	Re: .2
    
    
    
    	Startling Revelations Indeed .....   :-)
    
    	I bet Dermot does not believe a word of it  !!!
    
    
    
    
    
    	keVin
    
441.4TPVAX3::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertMon Oct 03 1988 17:138
    Murphy,
    
       Thanks,   I have hired out Silly Wizzard (sp) to play at all
    my political events.  keVin has reassured me that they are a fine
    band and will help clear the air when needed.  How were the Pipes
    Sat.  I hope all was up to standard....
    
    paddy
441.5 Hobson's Choice = Mrs.Hobson !!! EGAV01::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESTue Oct 04 1988 06:401
    
441.6Quayle to pray.FSLPRD::KSULLIVANFri Oct 07 1988 08:5125
    Paddy,
          they will clear more than the air, they could leave your
    supporters scratching their heads and mumbling incoherently. 
    (Par for republicans anyway).         
    
    Silly Wizard are more inclined, politically speaking of course,
    towards social anarchy and parties. With little ditties about
    murdering parish priests for alcohol, stealing grain from farmers
    to support a bad drink habit, anti-apartheid, pro-unions, bad
    attitude towards U.S's friend (English), promoting the lifestyle
    of the unemployed and non-contributing rover and bawdy love songs. 
    Not quite the Culbert/Bush traditional values.
    
    With a platform like that I could support you myself. In this era
    when everyone is saying NOTHING, you just may raise a few eyebrows
    a few glasses and a hoolie in the kitchen.                                                                 
    
    Paddies to rally at a rally for Paddy.
    
    
    
                 Yours Subversively,
                      
                       Murphy.
                 
441.7TPVAX2::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertFri Oct 07 1988 10:088
     Murphy,
    
    
        Have I told you about my alternative to Capital Punishment?
    
        L.O.B. are the initials of my alternative.   Any Guess'???? 
    
    paddy
441.8Just a guess .... :-)STEREO::BURNSClare will be fine in 89'Fri Oct 07 1988 11:0415
    
    
    
    	L ay
    	O ff
    	B urns
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    keVin
441.9A Corouser At Heart!FSLPRD::KSULLIVANFri Oct 07 1988 11:069
                         LETS ORDER BEER!!!!!
              
                            
                             SLAINTE,
          
                              Murphy.
                             
    
    
441.10TPVAX3::CULBERTFree Michael CulbertFri Oct 07 1988 15:5015
    Time  Out 
    
       Hint # 1    L _ _ _ _ _
    
                   O _ _ _ _ 
    
                   B _ _ _ 
     Now that you have the number of letters in each word it should
    be much easier for you........
    
       Hint # 2   One of them can be found at any body of water.
    
    
                             
    paddy
441.11Helloooooooooooooo Vanna !!!!!STEREO::BURNSClare will be fine in 89'Fri Oct 07 1988 16:0814
    
    
    
    	Pat: I'd like to buy a vowel ......
    
    
    	For $50.00    How bout the letter "A"  ??

               
    
    
    	keVin
    
    
441.12I want to spin the wheelWILVAX::CULBERTSat Oct 08 1988 10:127
    
    
    May I have the letter   V  
    
    
    john `{o}^{o}'