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| 436.1 | | DUB01::OSULLIVAN_D | Closed for repairs | Wed Sep 14 1988 06:58 | 7 |
| Paddy
No stopping until you see the White House!
Well done.
-Dermot
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| 436.2 | Speech - Speech - Speech | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Wed Sep 14 1988 08:26 | 12 |
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Up the Republicans !!!
keVin
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| 436.3 | New Hampshire to secede and become part of | EGAV01::MHUGHES | | Wed Sep 14 1988 10:23 | 8 |
| Leaprechauns will be a fly on the wall (or in the ointment).
Jaysus, Paddy, does that mean we might have to prepare a state welcome.
Snake is delighted -- just remember a secretary of State does not
have to be born in the U.S.A. :-) (once a banwagonner always a
bandwaggoner).
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| 436.4 | Vote Early, and Often! | BRAT::DROTTER | | Wed Sep 14 1988 11:46 | 10 |
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re. .3
Hold on, Snake, no state dinner yet!
What hasn't been mentioned: Paddy was running UNOPPOSED!
Imagine winning an election by 1 vote. Of course, if Paddy hadn't
voted, he would have lost!
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| 436.5 | Republicans Do It Better | TPVAX2::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Wed Sep 14 1988 12:52 | 24 |
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Thank You Thank You Thank You
Yes It is true I have won the Republican Primary representing Pelham
and Hudson N.H. It was easier than I thought. Four of us ran and
there were three positions open. I was able to amass enough supporters
to be in the top three. The next (GENERAL) election will have three
rep. and three dem. candidates going for three seats. Time will
tell what party comes out on top.
A State welcome will not be required at this time. But a nice stout
will be greatly appreciated. Do they let Republicans run around
lose over there? Hey maybe I can meet some Republican politicians
while I'm there.... 8*)
Really I want to thank you all for the support.
Hey George You back yet????
paddy
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| 436.6 | ******* STOP THE PRESSES ******* | RUNWAY::FARRINGTON | the TIME has COME | Wed Sep 14 1988 13:07 | 18 |
| ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(NASHUA,N.H. A.P.) Today, throughout the state, voters in New
Hamphshire are stunned by the highly dramatic, and equally
unprecedented train of events now being revealed. The results of
a tightly contested, (a plurality of one vote) and largely cont-
roversial state election are on the very edge of being overturned
by that state's highest court. Three hertofore undiscovered abscentee
ballots have been unearthed in that remote and tiny hamlet of Dixville
Notch, N.H. These surprise ballot papers now reveal that perennial
N.H. favourite son, keVin Burns, a man-of-all-seasons' malcontent,
thought to be employed in the food-service staff of a locally based
major Massachusetts corporation, with strong and lasting ties to
that Irish county, long legendary for hurling prowess,GALWAY,
apparently has emerged as the (sic.), "people's choice". There
now appears to be rampant panic in the streets of all major cities,
and towns. Burns was quoted as stating, " is there anybody out
there?" No immeadiate responses were noted.
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| 436.7 | Culbert fiddled while Nashua burns !!! | EGAV01::DKEATING | You Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog | Wed Sep 14 1988 13:25 | 1 |
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| 436.8 | I always knew he was a loyalist at heart | HBO::OFARRELL | | Wed Sep 14 1988 19:40 | 3 |
| Does this make Paddy the first Republican member of the IRA!!
And he supports the oath of allegiance: "God save the Queen"
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| 436.9 | " See Pat Run " | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Thu Sep 15 1988 09:01 | 25 |
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Re: .6
You are one CRAZY Dude ... :=)
Would you care to become "Future Representative Culbert's" official
Campaign Speech Writer ??
CLEARLY, he could use the help .....
The only big word he knows is "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
keVin
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| 436.10 | | VIA::KROBINSON | I'm not bad,I'm just drawn that way | Thu Sep 15 1988 12:32 | 6 |
| Hey Paddy, need any help putting up campain posters?
Can you spell Republican? How about Cow Hampshire?
Congrats!
kathy
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| 436.11 | | EGAV01::DKEATING | Roamin' Cadillac Church SAVES | Fri Sep 16 1988 06:41 | 6 |
| Whats all this *Republican* talk, weren't the Kennedys Democrats???
The only good *Republican* is an Irish one and a live one :-)
- D�th� C�itinn
who_still_has_untraced_relatives_over_there_who_had_flee_in_1923 !!!
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| 436.12 | | 15046::FOLEY | Rebel without a Clue | Fri Sep 16 1988 06:41 | 4 |
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Congrats Paddy! Is there porter at the celebration?
me_haul
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| 436.13 | Who cares about details .... | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Fri Sep 16 1988 08:47 | 17 |
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Rumor has it that Paddy's election results are once again
being challenged in court.
It appears the Mr. Culbert "clearly" did not pass the
the "Minimum Height Requirement" for State Representatives. :-)
keVin
P.S Me_haul : Bring me back some turf !!!!
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| 436.14 | I'm in a fog now | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Fri Sep 16 1988 10:21 | 18 |
| Oh Yea!!!!!!!!
There is no height req. in N.H. we can be as tall as we we want.
Looking at the total tabulations all the Republicans received more
votes than the Democratic opponents!!!!!!!
That means I am in trouble now, I may really win!!!!!
Joe Drotter is now acting as my European liaison.
More help is needed, any volunteers??????
We are also looking for help with a campaign slogan.
how about "I can see CLEARLY now"
paddy
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| 436.15 | YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Fri Sep 16 1988 10:23 | 40 |
| reproach: to rebuke, blame -n. shame, disgrace.
reprobate: a morally unprincipled person -adj. profligate.
reproduce: 1.to produce an image or copy of. 2. biol. to generate
offspring.
reproof: an act or expression of reproving.
reprove: 1.to rebuke:scold. 2. to find fault with.
reptile: a cold-blooded, usually ugly egg-laying vertebrate of
the class reptillia, a snake or turtle, having an outer covering
of scales or horny plates.
republic: 1. a political order whose head of state is not a monarch
but usually a president. 2.a political order in which the power
is held by the elected representitives of its citizens. ($$$$$$$$$)?!?!
REPUBLICAN: 1.of,pertaining to, or favouring a republic ($$$$$$$$$).
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2. a member of the U.S. republican party. ($$$$$$$$)!?!?!?!
repudiate: to reject as invalid or untrue. to disown, deny, disavow,
disclaim.
repugnant: arousing extreme dislike:offensive.
repulse: 1. to drive back:repel. 2. to reject rudely or coldly.
repulsive: arousing extreme aversion:loathsome. tending to drive
off.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A ???????????? BY THE COMPANY HE/SHE/IT KEEPS!!!
As Mel says "only the toes knows"
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| 436.16 | Bush and Culbert in 88 | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Fri Sep 16 1988 11:05 | 10 |
| re. -1
KSULLIVAN WHAT????????????????????
It seems that all you guys with the name "kevin" clearly have a way
with the written word.......
But then most of you Democrates do. 8*)
Where is the speech writer when you need him.
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| 436.17 | head and sholders above the crowd | WILVAX::CULBERT | | Fri Sep 16 1988 11:22 | 22 |
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As Public Relations Manager for this campaign I will
be scheduling apperances for the next State Rep. in
the near future.
There seems to be a problem of finding a hall with a
stage that is tall enough to allow the public to see
who is speaking.
I've thought of putting him on a soap box but none are strong
enough to carry the weight, a ladder but he's leeary of heights.
O. k. fellow noters lets have the suggestions.
john the_non_political_public_relations_manager
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| 436.18 | The higher the better ... :-) | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Fri Sep 16 1988 11:32 | 15 |
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Hang em'
keVin
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| 436.19 | DON'T WORRY---I CAN'T VOTE IN N.H.! | CLBMED::OROURKE | | Fri Sep 16 1988 13:57 | 24 |
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Paddy,
Before I offer my congrats I have a few questions.
I am from Rhode Island where politics are virtually non-existent
and I don't get to read the New Hampshire newspapers, so
JUST WHAT WAS YOUR PLATFORM?
A pint in every hand.
A debate every morning
A nap every afternoon
A brawl every night
and of course, the abolition of all traffic signals???
Jen
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| 436.20 | A Republican Republican???(mmmmm!!)??? | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Fri Sep 16 1988 14:26 | 3 |
| There is nothing more disappointing/disheartening than a right-wing
republican. Is it not a contradiction in terms???
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| 436.21 | To the right of Attila-->Republicans | KAOM25::RUSHTON | Inspired lunacy | Fri Sep 16 1988 14:39 | 6 |
| >>There is nothing more disappointing/disheartening than a right-wing
>>republican. Is it not a contradiction in terms???
Redundant, not contradiction.
Pat
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| 436.22 | Attila was a misunderstood romantic. | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Fri Sep 16 1988 15:30 | 3 |
| Re:21. No. Maybe Paddy should be redundant. But Republican and right-wing
is contradictory. (In Irish terms at least). RUSHTON - American???
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| 436.23 | | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Fri Sep 16 1988 16:17 | 10 |
| Say Kevin S.
I live in a Republic and a Right Winged one at that. But then what
would one expect from you left wing, bleeding heart, pablim pucking,
Liberals in that great Commonwealth of Massachuettes USA. 8*) 8*)
Have a nice weekend.
paddy
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| 436.24 | Echoes of Morton Downey Jr. | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Mon Sep 19 1988 09:14 | 2 |
| Good....for a while there I was afraid I'd lost it....Neighbour.
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| 436.25 | "WELLIE" get elected in November or won't he. | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Mon Sep 19 1988 11:34 | 13 |
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Hey Culbert : What does your middle initial "L" stand for ??
Liberal :-)
keVin
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| 436.26 | small L | WILVAX::CULBERT | | Mon Sep 19 1988 12:49 | 10 |
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RE .25
I have heard (through reliable sources) that it stands for
little 8^)
john `{o}^{o}'
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| 436.27 | Better late than never | AUSTIN::OREILLY | Stout in Austin? | Fri Sep 23 1988 19:10 | 9 |
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Hey paddy,
Way to go. Now, we would all like to hear what you're going to
do once you're in office!
What was your motivation to run for office. Do you have a particular
burning issue that we should know about!!
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| 436.28 | AUSTIN AIN'T BOSTON | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Thu Sep 29 1988 23:39 | 16 |
| RE. -1
I'm not going to do anything when I get into office..... I want
to be just like all the other politicians we have.......
Burning issues??????? uhhhh uhhhhhh Gee thats a good one, I can't
think of any right now but if I do I'll let you know.......
I think I am open for suggestions though I'll have to check with
my campaign manager and let you know...
How's Austin treating you J'OR
paddy
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| 436.29 | PADDY: We have enough of you during the "DAY" .. | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Fri Sep 30 1988 10:14 | 15 |
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Re: .last
See what happens when you let someone take a terminal home !! :-)
keVin
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| 436.30 | no title | WILVAX::CULBERT | | Fri Sep 30 1988 12:02 | 8 |
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hey keVin,
Who brought it home for him he didn't have it earlier???????
john `{o}^{o}' 8{)
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| 436.31 | Some guys have all the luck .... :-) | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Fri Sep 30 1988 12:30 | 21 |
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jonh: I'll bet he made his charming and lovely wife Judy
"Lug the G.D. Thing" into the house for him !! :-)
She is far better a person the he deserves.
( are you reading this Judy ?? )
keVin
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| 436.32 | No Title Too | TPVAX2::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Fri Sep 30 1988 13:45 | 16 |
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Not only did I have her drag it home for me, but she also set
it up by the bed so I can use it while I'm here flat on my back,
not able to go to work, suffering emence (sp?) pain, and taking
all of your abuse. Oh poor me!!!! 8*)
Well at least I'll not be going stir crazy any longer.
And for all you fellow noters out there you can now see keVin
and Jhons true colors. 8^)..... Kick a man while he's down huh
wait til I get back in form I'll show ya....
Hi George!!!
paddy
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| 436.33 | ratholing again? | WILVAX::CULBERT | | Fri Sep 30 1988 14:25 | 19 |
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hey Paddy,
If we wait for you to get back in form we'll probably be
RETIRED
one other small item Paddy we've been brothers for over 37 years
can you answer a question for me
When are you learn how to spell my name It's john not jhon
8{) 8{)
recover quickly
john `{o}^{o}' note how I spelled my name
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| 436.34 | Ireland, was Ireland, when England was a pup ... | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Fri Sep 30 1988 14:38 | 17 |
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Paddy: CLEARLY, the "REAL PROBLEM" in determining when you're
"flat on your back" vs. when you are "Standing Tall" :-)
The difference in minuscule ....
Look that up in your F&W !!! :=)
keVin
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| 436.35 | | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Sat Oct 01 1988 10:53 | 5 |
| RE. 33
I was just checking to see if you were awake.
paddy
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| 436.36 | | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Sat Oct 01 1988 10:56 | 12 |
| RE. .34
I may not stand six feet tall but I'm a head over Dukakais in more
ways than one. 8*)
paddy
Hey Murphy where you been?????
Hi George
paddy
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| 436.37 | Remember in November | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Wed Oct 19 1988 08:31 | 18 |
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For The final few weeks of the campaign, Paddy has decided to
put forth a new campaign slogan ....
I have upped MY standards ... now up YOURS !!!
keVin
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| 436.38 | | TPVAX3::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Thu Oct 20 1988 10:30 | 11 |
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HELP
Will Someone Get rid of him (keVin) fo me.
Murphy I'll make a deal....if you can get rid of him I'll (gulp)
listen to "Van the Man" twice tonight.....
paddy
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| 436.39 | Give Em' Hell Paddy ! ! ! | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Mon Nov 07 1988 15:16 | 15 |
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Let's all hope for a "V"ictory for Paddy Culbert (R-Pelham)
in tomorrows election for State Representative .....
ke"V"in
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| 436.40 | | TPVAX2::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Mon Nov 07 1988 15:29 | 6 |
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Thanks for the support
paddy
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| 436.41 | GIZZE ZZ ANOZER ZON, PLEZZE!!! | FSLPRD::KSULLIVAN | | Tue Nov 08 1988 08:17 | 25 |
| I don't know Paddy, I just don't know.
Is the Republican you know, better than Democrat you don't know?
It looks like Bush, Quayle (and Culbert). But there ain't too much
to be happy about. A very disappointing state of affairs all around.
Presidental elections are supposed to be times of Enthusiesm, Hope
and a little Excitement. (Or maybe that was just my poor upbringing)!
What do they give, Republican or Democrat, but cynicism, greed,
inanities and a lot of lies, leaving a bad aftertaste of apathy
and despair. What's most insulting is the way they treat the public
like mental retards and children who really don't know what they want,
so they better explain it to us in the simplest of terms.
Strong drink, and lots of it, I'm afraid, will be the order of the
rest of eighties. It's about the only way anyone will see any of
these thousand points of light.
And I didn't get out of the wrong side of the bed.
Murphy.
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| 436.42 | | TPVAX2::CULBERT | Free Michael Culbert | Tue Nov 08 1988 08:45 | 11 |
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Murphy,
You have hit the nail right on the head, again
Most of the politicians forget that they are supposed to remain
Civil Servants when elected. And so as not to slight them alone,
most of the general public trust them to do the right thing.
Your Civil Servant
paddy
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| 436.43 | TRUST ME !!! (the check is in the mail) | STEREO::BURNS | Clare will be fine in 89' | Tue Nov 08 1988 10:11 | 10 |
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Culbert : Does the word "Impeach" ring a bell ?? :-)
keVin
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