| Title: | Celt Notefile |
| Moderator: | TALLIS::DARCY |
| Created: | Wed Feb 19 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1632 |
| Total number of notes: | 20523 |
Here about the fellow from Clare who went out to buy a pair
of good Sunday shoes.
The salesman says "Can I help you?"
The man replies, "Yes, I'd like to buy pair of shoes,
but not for walking".
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| 228.1 | Here we go, Here we go, Here we go | ENGGSG::BURNS | The Sodfather | Wed Jul 01 1987 14:13 | 17 |
Mr. D'Arcy ... Just remember who started this war :-)
Sgt. Muldowney (from Mayo) was being examined by the camp doctor.
"How long has it been since you had intercourse?" asked the M.D.
The soldier thought, then said, "It must have been around 1940."
"That's an awful long time to deny yourself a perfectly normal
practice," said the physician.
"I don't know about that," said Muldowney. "According to my clock
it's only 1955 now."
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| 228.2 | Beats me !!! | ENGGSG::BURNS | The Sodfather | Wed Jul 01 1987 15:13 | 16 |
During their lunch break while working on a
New York Skyscraper, Donnelly said to Rizzutti.
"I know every riddle there is, I'll give you $20 if
you can ask me a riddle that I can't answer. And if you
can't answer one of my riddles, you only have to give me $10."
"It's all right by me," said the Italian . "You try first."
"O.K.," said Donnelly. "What's yellow, has 5000 arms, 10 legs,
300 eyes, 2 lips, 10 teeth, one of them sticking right down
it's throat?"
"I don't now. I just don't know," admitted Rizzutti.
"Here's your $20. What is it?"
"I don't know either. Here's your $10."
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| 228.3 | ENGGSG::BURNS | The Sodfather | Thu Jul 02 1987 11:15 | 17 | |
In a national survey recently conducted in Ireland,
husbands were asked the question:
"Do you talk to your wife when you are making love ?"
50% said they did not.
20% said yes.
25% said sometimes.
4% said they couldn't recall and
1% said only if there was a telephone convenient.
keVin
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| 228.4 | CIVIC::JOHNSTON | rebel without applause | Thu Jul 02 1987 15:13 | 5 | |
re.3
so, 'do you think the ceiling needs painting?' really gets to 'em,
huh?
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| 228.5 | TALLIS::DARCY | It's a long long way from here to there | Mon Jul 06 1987 23:14 | 3 | |
Murphy phoned the mental hospital and said: "Is there anyone
in cell 54?" The man on the phone said: "No!" Murphy shouted
"Whoopee! I've escaped!"
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