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Conference tallis::celt

Title:Celt Notefile
Moderator:TALLIS::DARCY
Created:Wed Feb 19 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1632
Total number of notes:20523

149.0. "Long Live Kerry" by FNYFS::AUNGIER (Rene El Irlandais que no tiene tiempo para los Ingles) Tue Mar 10 1987 11:48

    I remember St Patrick. I used to work with him, or at least we called
    him St Patrick. He was a Kerry man and a good man at that.
    
    Long live Kerry men.
    
    Rene (Leabhair Gaeilge Liom)
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149.1St. MichaelsWELSWS::MANNIONTue Mar 10 1987 12:287
    I too worked with a Kerry man once. His name was Mike Breewood,
    which I didn't think very Irish, until he told me Breewood is Gaelic
    for Kelly.
    
    Long Live Kerry Ren, eh?
    
    Phillip
149.2KAOA01::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @KAO Dtn 621-2543Wed Mar 11 1987 08:424
    So how come I dont know him?
    
    Mike
    
149.3The reason is...WELSWS::MANNIONWed Mar 11 1987 09:043
    Cause he works for ICL
    
    Phillip
149.4How many Kerryman does it take ...ENGGSG::BURNSAs The Hammer Strikes The AnvilWed Mar 11 1987 09:1410
    
    
    
    	Where is my "Kerryman" joke book	:-)
    
    
    
    
    
    	keVin
149.5KAOA01::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @KAO Dtn 621-2543Thu Mar 12 1987 08:396
    You will find it on the top shelf between the Irishman Jokebook
    and the "Newfie" Jokebook.
    :-)
    
    Mike
    
149.6In Poland they tell Kerry Jokes ...ENGGSG::BURNSAs The Hammer Strikes The AnvilThu Mar 12 1987 09:389
    
    
    	As a matter of fact, I have a Newfie "T-shirt" .....
    
    It has a picture of a gun and the words "Newfie Pistol Team"
            
    Then at the bottom of the shirt it says ...
    
    		("Drink till Midnight, Pistol Dawn")
149.7That's not the only placeCSSE::LEONHARDTDick LeonhardtWed Mar 25 1987 09:144
    re:.6 -< In Poland they tell Kerry Jokes ... >-
    
            We tell "Kerry" jokes here in Massachusetts too...
            And in Washington they really have a time of it....
149.8Up Kerry !!ENGGSG::BURNSTHE SIEGE OF GUINNESSTue Aug 18 1987 14:0212
    
    	When P.T. Barnum was exhibiting the famous Siamese twins in
    	his traveling circus a Kerryman went over to London to see
    	them. He was so impressed by the twins that afterwards he
    	went to Barnum himself and questioned him.
    
    	Is it true that they are brothers ? he asked Barnum.
    	Yes , sir ,said Barnum, "it certainly is".
    
    	Well, well, said the Kerryman, how wonderful are the ways of
    	Providence to allow them to be brothers, and not to have linked
        a pair of strangers together for life !
149.9CALLME::MR_TOPAZTue Aug 18 1987 14:185
       It's refreshing to note that Burns, during his recent trip to
       Eire, managed to pick up a bunch of "jokes" that are, in every
       way, equal to those he used to tell before the sojourn. 
       
       --Mr Topaz
149.10Your days are numbered .ENGGSG::BURNSTHE SIEGE OF GUINNESSTue Aug 18 1987 14:579
    
    
    
    	Mr_Topaz ..... Feck Off !!!
    
    
    	
    
    	keVin