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| 149.1 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Tue Dec 27 1994 20:43 | 3 |
| Make fewer resolutions.
Steve
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| 149.2 | u can also try | ZPOVC::AROBINDUBASU | | Tue Dec 27 1994 20:46 | 12 |
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I am thinking about
Make less resolution ,
Be close to earth ,
Warm feelings from the family,
and getting into less complicated issues.
Happy new year and warm regards,
Basu
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| 149.3 | | BSS::RALSTON | Ain't life fun! | Wed Dec 28 1994 09:48 | 4 |
| Continue on my path to becoming independent - materially,
intellectually, and emotionally.
...Tom
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| 149.4 | :^} | CSC32::HADDOCK | Saddle Rozinante | Wed Dec 28 1994 10:06 | 66 |
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New Year's Resolutions
1992
1. I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2. I will stop looking at other women.
3. I will not let my boss push me me around.
4. I will read at least 20 good books a year.
5. I will not get upset when Charlie and Sam make jokes about my baldness.
6 I will get my weight down below 180.
7. I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
8. I will not spend my money frivolously.
9. I will see my dentist this year.
10. I will go to church every Sunday.
11. I will not be self-destructive.
12. I will work out at the gym at least twice a week.
13. I will follow all of these resolutions to the letter.
1993
1. I will not leave Marge.
2. I will not get involved with Wanda.
3. I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
4. I will read at least 10 books a year.
5: I will not get annoyed when Charlie and Sam kid me about my toupee.
6. I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
7. I will not touch the bottle before noon.
8. I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
9. I will have my cavities filled this year.
10. I will go to church as often as possible.
11. I will stop wrecking my life.
12. I will play 18 holes of golf at least once a week.
13. I will make a serious effort to follow these resolutions.
1994
1. I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2. I will not let Wanda pressure me into another marriage.
3. I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
4. I will read 5 books a year.
5. I will not lose my temper when Charlie and Sam tell the guys I wear a
girdle.
6. I will follow my new diet religously until I get below 200.
7. I will not become a "problem drinker".
8. I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
9. I will have my root canal work done this year.
10. I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
11. I will work to escape the living hell I've created for myself.
12. I will go to the pitch-and-putt course whenever I can.
13. I will try to bat .500 with these resolutions.
1995
1. I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
2. I will stop looking at other women.
3. I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.
4. I will finish Airport.
5. I will not speak to Charlie and Sam.
6. I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
7. I will not miss any AA meetings.
8. I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1998
9. I will get rid of my denture breath this year.
10. I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
11. I will accept the fact that some men are winners and others are losers.
12. I will improve my game of bridge.
13. I will learn to live with my weaknesses.
--
Wayne Thompson
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| 149.5 | Hi our kid | WOTVAX::NEARYM | Michael Neary | Tue Jan 03 1995 14:54 | 6 |
| RE .4
Hey are we related, this seems to be my life story too.
my resolutions is if I make one stick to it.
warm regards
Mike.
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| 149.6 | | CSC32::HADDOCK | Saddle Rozinante | Tue Jan 03 1995 16:00 | 11 |
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re .5
> Hey are we related, this seems to be my life story too.
The resolutions in .4 are supposed to be a list by the same
person over each of the last few years :). For the humorously
impaired, they're supposed to be a joke, but, as you pointed out,
sometimes they're all too true :}.
fred();
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| 149.7 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Wed Jan 04 1995 08:34 | 4 |
| HHummm.... Lets see...
-no more party'en with O.J.
-no more dating those supermodels! :)
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| 149.8 | Oh Yea! | CSC32::HADDOCK | Saddle Rozinante | Wed Jan 04 1995 17:12 | 3 |
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Get a new job as a tallent scout for Playboy :).
fred();
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| 149.9 | | USCTR1::blasta.mro.dec.com::Pelkey | Life aint for the squeamish | Thu Jan 05 1995 16:22 | 4 |
| I don't believe in resolutions..
they just set you up for disappointments by January 5th...
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| 149.10 | | FOUNDR::CRAIG | | Sun Jan 08 1995 11:31 | 31 |
| Boring Stuff:
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Do a mass purge of garage contents.
Rearrange the laundry room, where angels fear to tread.
Replace the plastic bubble skylights in my bedroom (the last two remaining
in service in the U.S.) with glass ones.
Fix the roof this spring.
Sappy Stuff:
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Spend less time being obsessed with work and more time paying attention to
the people I like.
Be worthy of the friendship of the guy in the mirror, but also be able to
accept his approval.
Never forget that the guy in the mirror has many impostors.
Listen to what people say when they're talking rather than ponder what I'm
going to say next.
Pay closer attention to the little voice inside, trust it, and most
importantly, act on what it tells me.
Add no further members to my cat family, but spend more time showing them I
love them, even if I do have to disturb their naps to do so.
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