Conference quark::mennotes

    Best line I have heard from a woman who was being hustled just a weee
    bit too hard. So, she had a tennis ball in her purse. And looked deep
    into the eyes, of the man, and said, "So you would like to feel
    something, warm, round and something fuzzy." The guy could believe the
    sudden turn around, yet falling for it, said, "Yes" And she dropped her
    tennis ball in his drink.:)

    A friend of mine got told by man on a plane that he was "David
    Bowie's manager" --- after they had been discussing her favorite
    rock musicians (and guess who was one of her favorites?) 
    for about half-an-hour.
    
    She believed him.

    Some years ago. Coff! AAAhem...:)  There was a group called the
    "Mothers of Invention" with the famed Frank Zappa. And he had this
    album out that looked like a boot-legged album. White, with pencled in
    lettering. And this one album belonged to my brother who loaned me his
    very own personal copy in which he had pencled in his name as an organ
    player.:) And there was this need woman, with a bo-datious bod named
    Debby Renolds.:) ........
    
    Anyhow,,,,, one day, I had loanded to this woman this double
    boot-legged copy of this album. And forgot about my brothers name. She
    came back with eyes a glow, very very friendly. :)    (Yes indeed, lust
    is a wounderful thing and so are young women!:))) She was excited about
    my brother and his name on the album. Questions! My goodness! I got
    grilled up one side and down the other. And before I got the next word
    out of my mouth about my brother and that he was spoofing with his own
    album. She was off to get a copy to have him autograph it...... :)
    Anyhow she searched for three days, she said, for a copy with his name
    on it. And she came back to me woundering why.....:) Goooooly! Sagent
    Carter! Whatdhayhado in a situation like that!

Once upon a time, in the days when we were talking kilobyte streams and FDDI 
was still a figment of our imagination, I was fortunate enough to work on
Bermuda for the local Digital distributor.

Anyway, during the summer months the Island was crawling with girls. The season
started around March/April and ended late October. There was always some event
going on and you could 'always' meet women.

One particular evening a few of us took a boat trip which stopped over at the
other side of the Island for dinner before returning around midnight. On
this particular trip a group of 7 or 8 girls were aboard from AA - American 
Airlines. We started chatting them up - we'd already overheard a conversation 
between two of them and knew they were with AA - so that night I was a Captain 
with BA - British Airways - flying 747s and my mate was my co-pilot.

And thus the line - 'Hi, I'm with BA, fly me' was spawned. I spent the evening 
in the company  of 7 (could have been 8) very attractive, VERY wild, women.  

Because of my accent one of the girls practically died on the spot when I said 
her name - so I had to say her name over and over. I learnt two American phrases 
that night - one was 'I'm going to jump you' and the other ....
is my secret.

Oh yes - there was a third. One of the other woman passengers said 'If I hear
that one more time I'm going to barf'. 

- Paul.

I used to play in the mixed doubles round robins on SUnday nites at Waltham
Rakit CLub.  We'd have 3 hours of tennis, followed by drinks and dancing in the
pub upstairs.

One evening, this woman friend of mine was being flirted by one of the men.
He was dancing with her, and when she came back to the table, she relayed this
very funny little conversation.  Now, keep in mind that the tennis courts were
numbered 1 through 6.  Imagine this flirtatious man dancing with this woman
he's enamoured with, but she's not particularly interested in him.  He
whispers in her ear:

	Mmmmm.  You smell so good.  What's that you have on ?


She, still in her whites, calmly replies

	Court 5.



I've always remembered this, I can still amost giggle


/Eric