Conference quark::mennotes-v1

    
    
      When I was a teenager, I was heads over heals crazy about a certain
    girl in a t.v. series called FAMILY.  Her name was Kristy McNichol.  
    If I was going to choose anyone for just one date, I would pick her.
    If anything, it would be an interesting experience.
    
              Carl 
    

    My wife.
    
    			Alfred

    Alan Rickman (English actor & my No. 1 Lust Object)
    
    Lorna
    

    In the imortal words of Grocho Marx, "A loose woman in a tight
    sweater"! :)

    Madame Currie.

    mamie stover
    

    
    
    	Steven Segall
    
    

 Margo Timins (sp?)






 Jim

    My honey...
    
    
    
    ...and if he wasn't available, Harrison Ford!!  :-) 
    
    Shilah

    Raquel Welch and Dianna Rigg. ;)

An attractive woman who smiles at me even though she doesn't know me.  Someone
who is interested in being friendly would always make a good date.

Rich

Kelly LeBroque.

    The Wrigley's DoubleMint twins.

    There you go again, Z.  Takin' more than your share. :-)

    Doublegood, doublefun eh Mike? Works for me! ;^)

    Linda Forentino or Marta Dubois
    
    KC
    

    
    Rosanna Arquette
    

    re .17, really?  How does it work for your wife?!!!  :-) 
    
    Ha-ha
    

    
    Garth Brooks if he wasn't already married (sigh) . . . . . .
    

>How does it work for your wife?!!!  :-) 

 Killjoy. :-(  ;-)

    JFK jr...............................just one night please!
    

    Rosanne Barr (sp?)

.18>    Linda Forentino or Marta Dubois
    
    Saw Vision Quest recently, Kevin?
    
    
.23>    JFK jr...............................just one night please!
    
    
    That lucky stiff is dating a gorgeous (no lie) Brazilian(?) model.

   	frank n furter

    re .25, that lucky stiff, JFK, Jr., is gorgeous himself.  That's why
    he's dating a gorgeous model, I guess!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    Another vote for Alan Rickman...
    
    clb

    Is Alan Rickman the guy who played the Sheriff of Knottingham amongst
    other bad guys?

    re .29, yes, but he plays the romantic lead in Truly, Madly, Deeply and
    he was wonderful.  He also is one of the 3 leads in the movie Close My
    Eyes and is attractive & charismatic in that, as well.  He has blonde
    hair in both those movies.  (I also saw him in a play in London, Last
    Tango of Winter.  He had the lead and was blonde in that, too.)
    
    It's the above three roles that made me decide he's one of the most
    attractive men in the world.
    
    Lorna
    

    re .29, .30, although, I also got a kick out of his performance as the
    Sheriff of Nottingham.  When he was attempting to seduce (rape?) Maid
    Marion, I was thinking, if I was her, I'd tell Robin Hood/Kevin Costner
    to take a hike!  :-)   I'd say, "Yes, will you *please* leave, Robin. 
    We've just been married.  Now, beat it!"  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    I've changed me mind.  I want Crystal Bernard instead.

    Ok ... ladies ... get off this "JFK, Jr" kick ... he ain't got a
    bloomin' thing that I ain't got ... it's just that his is arranged
    slightly different and he's rich and powerful.  Hey, looks and money
    and power isn't EVERYTHING ... is it... what about our *BRAINS*, don't
    they count?

    Whadda ya' think we men are .. nothing but sex objects!

    General Bubba Beauregard

  Ditto! Lorna (-:

  I've only seen Rickman in Die Hard and Prince of Thieves, and I thought he
  was wonderfully charismatic in both. His facial expressions are priceless!

  �ks, �ī

    Denise Gruitch
    
    -j

    
    Tom Selleck

>    Whadda ya' think we men are .. nothing but sex objects!



	YES 




	kits

    Sorry Jerry, I'd also take Alan Rickman :-)
    
    He's got lots of pluses, like longer hair!
    
    :-)
    
    Bonnie

    
    Robert Plant, at age 37
    
    Rex Harrison, at age 35
    
    Christopher Reeve, at age 27
    
    
    

    re .33, I don't think men, in general, are nothing but sex objects, but
    I think that JFK, Jr. makes a good one!  (sex object, that is) :-)
    
    (he got the looks, his sister got the brains) :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    I'll take Sean Connery, and Kevin Costner as back up!

Carly Simon

-Jack

    
    	::BEELER,
    	you really don't want an honest answer, do you?
    
    	::DDAVIS,
    	sean still looks scrumtuous in a ponytail!

 No accounting for taste I guess...

    Markie Post

	 homer simpson

 Tish Hinahosa






Jim

    
    Diane Lane
    
    Lisa Hartman
    
    Oooh-er !
    
    - acp

Suzanne Conlon
Chey Thomas

or, if I have to pick a media personality,
Linda Ellerbee

	Are there books and "forum-type" magazine delivery on this 
	desert island ?

	If so, since there'll be intellectual stimulation already
	provided ( =%^)  ):

	Kathy Ireland		(swimsuit model)
	Meg Ryan		(basic pixie actress unit)
	Mary Stuart Masterson	(  "     "     "      "  )

	( well, you ASKED !! )

	If not, then we've got to have more than a pretty face, now,	
	don't we ?

	Kirstie Ally    (you know)
	Mona Charen     (columnist nee Crossfire host)
	Patty Wagstaff  (world-class aerobatic pilot)


	Steve H

    re.50 I sort of figured Meg Ryan for good conversation, as well as
    her more obvious attributes >;-)
    

re .49,

>	     -< Dream date for me  ... but what about them????? >-
>Suzanne Conlon

Suzanne's spoken for already...in fact, I'll be moving out to
Colorado Springs in a few months so that we can be together!

Dan

 Now we know why Dan's been missin' those x00s. He's been a little preoccupied! 
:-)

>     <<< Note 764.51 by SA1794::CHARBONND "me and the chimpanzee agree" >>>
>
>    re.50 I sort of figured Meg Ryan for good conversation, as well as
>    her more obvious attributes >;-)

	Well, I'd be willing to entertain the concept, but as I've
	never seen her out-of-character, I had to take the "worst
	case."

	Some worst case, huh ?

	Steve H

    Y'all are nuts if you don't take Susan Sarandon! :-)

    Gross ... she smokes like a chimney.

	hmmmm...sounds like there's some liveliness going on in this
	string.

	I'd like to spend a date with Helen of Troy.  Now *there's* a
	woman worth fighting over!  well...gotta go tune up the ol'
	chariot...


	Mark

    Re .57: I hear she doesn't look so good these days. Unless you go for
    _really_ older women...
    
    -b

Yeah, her beauty's probably down to a few millihelens (where one millihelen
launches one ship).

    Kelly McGillis
    
    Terri Garr
    
    Janine Turner

    Parla madonna... last night I saw a Tia Carrere and, well, I wanna
    change my pick.  :^)

    No fair.  First ya wanted two for the price of one.  Now you want to
    exchange perfectly good merchandise.  What next - trade-in a thirty-six
    year old for two eighteens?
    
    Besides, I saw Tia first. :-)

    
    
     Come to think of it, I changed my mind also!  
    
     I would go on a double date!  I'd take Natashasha Kinski and
    Maddonna out at the same time.  They would have to share me,
    but what the hey!   There's enough of me to go around!
    
    

    If Alan Rickman were too busy (what with all the other women who like
    him and all), I could also work up an interest in River Phoenix.  Now
    that's he's played a male hooker, he ought to be grown-up enough to
    date older women.  :-)
    
    He is *cute* and I've heard he's also interesting to talk to!
    
    Lorna
    

.62> Besides, I saw Tia first. :-)
    
    Yeah, but I bet I stared the longest.  Wow.

    Who *is* Tia?
    

 Tia Zadora. Pia's sister. <smirk>

    
    	taking a little advantage of the situation, aren't you?

    Okay, okay.  Forget Marie Currie and Tia Carrere.  I saw a picture of
    an angel caressing a cello.  Her name is Orfah Hannoy (I think).  I'm a
    sucker for classics. 

    Nope.  Thought about it again and decided to stay home this weekend and
    do some caligraphy instead.  I'll take the money I save and buy a new
    tie or something.  The poor women.  But heck, I warned them not to get
    involved with a dashing heartbreaker like me. :-)

.66>    Who *is* Tia?
    
    I hear she was in Wayne's World as Wayne's girlfriend.
    
    I know her from her MTV video - she sings and plays a guitar doing
    a song from the movie.

    Special Emissary Kaylar
    
    ruff

    Ashley Montana
    
    Terry Garr
    
    Kelly Bundy
    
    
    In no particular order.....
    Paul C.

  Elliott Gould.

  He has the most *wonderfully* kind eyes and warm smile (-:

  �ks, �ī

    No!  Wait!  Wait!
    
    I've decided I want Tom Petty!  :-)
    
    
    Lorna

    Michael Palin

    Want a date with the porn star who is into politics in Italy. She is
    always flashing her brest to the cameras. Someone like that gotta be
    lots of fun. I wouldn't wanna bring her home to mom and dad. Dad might
    get jellous. And mom might not wanna ever talk to me. Esp when my date
    flash's her brest instead of shaking her hand....:)
    
    I have been trying to thing of her name all week for this note. But
    cannot find her name. Perhaps someone can help me?

    La Ciccolina?

    Thanks Bonnie!

    Counselor Troi...

    Troi would not be a good idea - "I sense that during our date you have
    been staring at this flesh-coloured body suit looking to see if I am
    smuggling Smarties..."

    La Cicciolina's name means "little piece of meat".  At least now I know
    what my name *doesn't* mean! :>
    
    Ah, those lusty Italians!
    
    Sandy

    You got the name right Sandy (Bonnie dropped the 2nd i), but it
    means "little (female) toy."

    
    Swedish bikini team
    Victoria Secret's models

    And here I thought it was a book on Italian cooking...
    
    I guess that was La Cucina or something...

    Not according to the guys in the Italian government, Mike.  That's 
    what they call her.  Little piece of meat.  My guess is you got the 
    sanitized version for the US.
    
    Salut!      (no, that's not a typo!  ;> )
    
    S.

    I guess the little lady is dating some artist in the states and has
    made her a legend with porn paintings and sculptures of her doing sex
    acts. Sounds like a hot number to me! :-)

    
    Back when my wife and I were dating, the company she worked for had
    a company picnic.  The company also owned a radio station.  As a
    promotional thing for the station at the same time, the brought in
    Susie Scott (Playboy, Miss May 1983), and Susie came out to the 
    picnic.  The company had also hired a band and set up a dance floor.
    My s.o./wife was on crutches because of a badly sprained ankle at the 
    time,  So I spent most of the afternoon dancing with Susie.  Good
    thing my wife isn't the jealous type ;^). 
    
    I still have her autographed picture hanging in my cube ;^).
    fred();

    >doing sex acts. Sounds like a hot number to me! :-)
    
    Well, since virtually everone "does sex acts", I guess everyone's a hot
    number to you, eh?  I'll never understand the male preference for
    fantasy over reality.  I was with a guy once and he said, "Wow! I wish
    I had a camera!"  Think about the implications of bemoaning the fact
    that you only have hot flesh and blood with you!  Next time he asks for 
    a date, should I just hand him a picture?
    
    What is "hot", if she ain't bein' hot to *you*?
    
    S.

    wrt .-1
    c.f. 762.312
    
    
    				herb

    Gee, I thought this was gonna be a light topic. Sh*t! Put some cold
    water on it will yha.

    Sexualizing women -as pinups- is not a lite topic to many women, George.
    
    As I am sure she will demonstrate post haste.

    And they say *we* have no sense of humor!
    
    :>
    
    S.

    Great!  That's better.
    
    Cheers!
    
    
    S.

    re: .89
    
    Men prefer the real thing.  But since they aren't always getting the
    real thing (like when they are at work (well, usually men don't get
    the real thing at work)) they like the fantasy in between.  And men 
    tend to be sexually stimulated visually.  
    
>    What is "hot", if she ain't bein' hot to *you*?
    
    If she is doing it in public, then she is sexually stimulating me and
    therefore "bein' hot to" *me*.  
    						- Vick

    "La Cicciolina" is not _dating_ some American sculptor.
    
    They are married.  She is certainly one of his favourite subjects, but
    his most 'famous' work at present is "A String of Puppies" ... mostly
    because of a lawsuit.  [No, she is not in this particular work]
    
    Based upon interviews I've seen with both of them, I wouldn't
    necessarily rule out a date with either one of them

I read very recently that "La Cicciolina" is getting divorced from the
sculptor, so I suppose she is available again.  (I don't personally find her
attractive, though.)

If I were to come up with a "fantasy date" list, some of the women on it
would be:

	Katherine Hepburn ("What you see before you is the result of a
			    lifetime of chocolate")
	Kathleen Turner (in my fantasy, she would be a non-smoker)
	Daryl Hannah (a beauty with brains, it would seem)
	Bette Midler (incredible talent, and a fun person)

				Steve

    Nancy Carrigan(SP?) - U.S. figure skater
    
    

    I would take 100 can-can dancers now that I decided to leave the
    caligraphy until next weekend.

    
    i wuz intrigued by a cute HP engineer at a recent meeting.
    
    too bad she wuz married; she seemed intrigued by an occaisional
    wink from the old gique in the corner..
    

    Intelligent, articulate, interesting, attractive...
    
    and rich enough to pay.
    
    	Andrew.

    re .102, I think your dream date should, at least, be somebody you'd be
    willing to buy dinner for.
    
    If I could get a date with Bono, next week, when U2 is in town, I'd be
    more than happy to spring for dinner! :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    A sensitive, nineties-type guy would definitely consider it a plus if
    the woman offered to pay.  Not because he would be saving money but
    because he would get to leave his purse at home. :-)

    re .104, but, if he left his purse at home, what would he put his
    make-up in???!!!!
    
    
    Lorna
    

    Re. Lorna
    
    Sensitive nineties-type guys don't wear makeup.  They have facials.
    
    Alright, I've decided: I want to take Whoopi Goldberg.  She's funny and
    she has no eyebrows.

    re .106, but how do you know so much about them?!!  Sensitive
    nineties-type guys, that is?
    
    Lorna
    

    I'll take Patricia Highsmith and suavely, over after dinner apertifs,
    broach the subject of her authorized definitive critical biography.
    
    For several years I've been dropping hints that Samuel R. Delany should
    invite me to a home-cooked meal but so far he hasn't bitten.
    
    Ray

>    re .106, but how do you know so much about them?!!  Sensitive
>    nineties-type guys, that is?
    
    They're everything I'm not.  Sensitive, intelligent, politically
    correct... all those nice things.  
    
    Me, I can't begin to establish a relationship to someone else's
    wavelength, while respecting their space and maintaining an
    environmental awareness in my spandex aerobics outfit.
    

    I'm a 90's type guy
    
    1890's

    re: .109
    
    Kris ... The mind boggles at the thought, let alone the sight.
    
    You've been alone in the lab too many nights!!!
    
    8-)

    .108, for a date *without* sex, I'd pick Van Morrison.  As I heard a
    female dj say over the weekend, "For a guy who looks like a toad, he
    sure can sing."  :-)
    
    re .110, actually a guy said that to me this past year, really!  He
    said, "You're a real 90's kind of woman!  The 1890's that is!"  But, he
    was talking about my taste in jewelry.  :-)
    
    
    for a date *with* sex, I still want Alan Rickman (bad!) :-)
    
    
    Lorna
    

    Geez, Lorna.  You better settle down - LK201's are not drool proof.  At
    least the specs don't say that they are.
    
    Kris

    Kris,
    
    You should talk! going around boasting about wearing spandex!
    
    Bonnie

    Actually, I typed that "spandex" bit in wrong.  Disclaimer: I have
    never worn spandex in my life (Hear that Bob?).  Sensitive, nineties
    type guys wear spandex. 
    
    I wear cellophane.

    ooohhh, err...
    
    in public?
    
    :-)

    re .115, how can I settle down when you write things like that?  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Gee, if Lorna or Bonnie were in the range that I consider dating, then
    I might consider advertizing that I tend to wear spandex in the warmer
    months.
    
    Rich

    re:.115
    
    How do ya get it to stay on?

>    I wear cellophane.

 Hats don't count.

    Gawd, I think spandex is corny.  Bicyclists wear the corniest outfits
    and always the color of jukebox lights!  I'll take "The Edge" or Steven 
    Segal in some "real" pants, (at the outset  ;>  ), and one of those 
    billowy poet's shirts I saw Edge wear in one of U2's videos, "Gloria",
    I think.  Dave Barry, (such a cutie!), or, (don't laugh), the Diceman.  
    I think my sides would be aching from laughter after a night on the town 
    with that one!
    
    But watching Paul lean on the bar in his black leather jacket at E.M.
    Loew's was pretty good, too.  Think I'll take him again!
    
    Sandy

    Rich
    
    are you saying that you are ageist? :-)
    
    BJ

    re .122, well, I guess that's better than alternatives I can think of!
    
    I mean, he could be talking about range of *looks* I suppose, and that
    would be worse!  :-)   Maybe he just thinks we're both too damn ugly?
    :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Staples.
    
    Ouch!

    Kris 
    
    has anyone told you that you are *seriously* strange?
    
    Bonnie

>How do ya get it to stay on?

I used cellophane tape, myself.

    .126 Why not super glue??:) That way yha don't have to worry about the
    tape failure!:) One other sick thing....... What happens when yha gotta
    change the brown spots at the end of the week? :) Use windex and
    some paper towels? :)

    epoxy?

    
    	this kind of talking is making me edgy....

re .127

You *rip* off the tape before it fails!  ;->

    .130 Hummmmm...... what an interesting concept...... Kinda like in
    present day real estate, buyer be ware! Now..... what yha see is what
    yha get!:)

    Denise,

    	What you getting edgy about? :)

    
    	i'm tempted to try that super glue bizniz on some unsuspecting
    	male....to see if they can reach contralto....

>    has anyone told you that you are *seriously* strange?
    
    My guru and spiritual guide tells me this whenever I can get her away
    from the salt lick. 

    
    
    	that was a real MOOving experience, ::HATASHITA.

      I'm an eye man...

   Linda Hamlton is my Alpha and Omega... I would give ANYTHING for a romantic
   evening with her!

     hmmm.... Think I'll go back to work be for a get too distracted here! ;-)

Chris    

    I will offer no further fodder for bad puns like that, Denise.  I'm
    udderly dismayed and behooved.

    
    	::HATASHITA
    	i still remain MOOved... and 
    	i remain UDDERly yours,
    
    	denise

    Don't expect me to CUDdle up to that reply.  I can see that you're
    MANUREvering to set me up for more of the same BULL.  Forget it.  I'm
    on to ya.
    
    Kris

    This conversation is starting to go down the wrong cow path....:)
    Tmooooo much bull.... Hope we don't step in that medow muffin agian..:)

    Horning in to say the cream rises to the top, but even a topic can be
    milked.  Hope this isn't too Bossy  :)
    
    aq
    

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HAY, you two are really trying to milk this for all you can.  Sorry for 
HORNing in but these puns are worse than I've HEIFFER HERD.

	it's a bummer when he's a ....



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                         "COWCH POTATO"
 
 

    re: .121
    
    We cyclist do try our hardest to be seen in an attempt to reduce our
    chances of being hit.
    
    re: .122, .123
    
    Yes, it's age that I was talking about.  I generally restrict myself to
    my age +- 5 years, and while you are both attractive women, I pretty
    certain that you're outside the range.
    
    Rich
    
    P.S.  For a pure fantasy date - Kathy Ireland - her eyes are truly
    captivating.

    I wanna trade in Tia for Traci Lords.  Just saw Fast Food again...

    .143: Rich, how many copies of that SI SW ish did you buy?
    
    Or are you looking for donations?
    
    ed

    
    	you've won my most sincerest admiration.
    
    	i remain awed of your aura.

    aura........ Doesn't that happen with the northern lights get going??
    Or was that aurora...:)

    
    	you poor confused man...
    
    	and i thought it was *i* who had the weekend....
    	here's a tidy tip....stay clear from the clorox for a 
    	few days til the head clears.
    
    	::HATASHITA...
    	i'll need more .... for sustenance, you see.

    No way, Denise.  I've seen PASTURE guise.  I've CHUCKed out any notion
    of submitting further notes which reVEAL any further MINCING of words. 
    You can't perSUEDE me to do it any more because, quite FRANKly, I'd
    prefer to be kicked in the LOINS.  You have a BEEF with that?
    
    Actually, I'm not that upset about it.  I just had too much coffee, and
    CALFfeine makes me irritable.

    
    	i'm so sorry you can't comply...can i get you another cup of
    	coffee, mebbe???
    	some chocolate???
    	cuppa tea???
    	cola???

    Although your offer is tempting, Denise, there's too much at STEAK. 
    The moderator would have my HIDE and my FLANK. 

    
    	gee....and those were just the things i wanted for my self.
    
    	i s'pose ::LIONEL can offer you more than i can.

    Jane Fonda! Jane Fonda! Jane Fonda!

    Take a look at Bridget and you'll forget Jane (-:
    

    too much TRIPE in this TAIL, is there any WEASON to continue?

    .153 He must mean Hanoi Jane, Hanoi Jane, Hanoi Jane! :)

    
    	re -1
    	leave her alone!
    	she's ok....
    	she questioned the war.... while some blindly fought.
    	

    
    RE: .157
    
    There are some 'wounds' that don't heal completely
    but back to the topic ...

    re .157:
    
    I think she went beyond "questioning" the war.
    
    - M

    She also apologized for all that.  She's a good person as far as I
    can tell.
    					- Vick

    Debatable. Really..... But this isn't the place to rat hole the merits 
    of Hanoi Jane. Back to the original show. 

    I think that its time to fall in love with some young thing with a
    dental/butt floss bikini in Fla on spring break! :) Gotta floss my 
    teeth!

    Geo

    
    	i'd take frank n' furter....
    	i do love a man who can make a fashion statement in heals and
    	fishnets.....
    
    	<sigh> oh fantasy FREE me!

    I'll take William Kennedy Smith.
    
    (but not on the lawn - I insist we, at least, go indoors!)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    	but ::STHILAIRE!!!!
    	he's got shifty eyes!!!!! NO LIPS EVEN!!!

    re .165, ha-ha!  Anybody would have shifty eyes in the situation he was
    in!!  
    
    I hadn't noticed the lips.  He could always get a shot of that stuff
    that makes them fuller, like some actresses do!  But, he probably can't
    afford it now after having spent all his inheritance!  :-)
    
    I thought he had nice eyes, hair and shoulders.  
    
    He draws and paints, too.  I just read that in an article on Kennedy
    grandchildren, written before his unfortunate incident.
    
    I don't know.  Too bad he didn't run into me on that fateful night. 
    Maybe I could've saved him a few bucks.  (just kidding!just kidding!)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    	you mean fat or collagen injections???
    	i read somewhere that brigitte nielsen had that done to her lips
    	woke up one morning and was all lopsided...had to have
    	her doctor make a house call to mold her back into place.
    
    	i think, ::STHILAIRE...you should go home....take 2 aspirins
    	and call me back tomorrow morning....

    re .167, actually, I'm going home, picking up my daughter and going on
    a probable wild goose chase for some U2 tix for the garden tonite.  I'm
    sure I'll need Tylenol before the evening is over.  (I love U2,
    but....my daughter *thinks* we can get these certain tix....)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    	::STHILAIRE
    	is it the ones that were leftover and had gone on sale at 9:00
    	this morning??
    	if so you're out of luck....
    
    	so sayeth WBCN
    
    	better make it tylenol with added codeine.... ;-)

    re .169, no, it's not those tix.  It's a long story.
    
    WE're supposed to meet some guy in Boston who's selling 4 tix....
    supposedly....or something....some scheme my daughter has cooked up...
    
    Lorna
    
    

    
    	OH NO!!!NOT A SCALPER!!!! TELL ME ITS NOT A SCALPER!.!.!.

  I found a new Cutie ('; Ray Liota (sp?)

  He played in _Goodfellas_ and is now starring in _Article_99_...

  Some of the camera shots don't necessarily do him service (or vice' verce'),
  but that black hair and those steel blues still have my heart pounding and
  blood a boil'n

  (sigh) oh well... at least I can dream, can't I...

  �ks, �ī

  ps., For back-ups I'd take Alan Rickman, Sean Connery, Mel Gibson, and
       Harrison Ford, and not necessarily in that order (';

    He was cuter when he was younger.
    
    Check out "Dominick and Eugene" or "Somethig Wild."

    
    	and i'd think you'd be the LAST to notice, Z.

    re .173, we were all cuter when we were younger. :-)
    
    Well, after last night, at the Garden, I'd take:
    Bono
    Bono
    Bono
    Bono
    Adam
    Edge
    and Larry!  (definitely listed in order of preference)
    
    Lorna
    

    Alan Rickman will be crushed, Lorna.

    re .176, well, I think this thing with Bono is just a passing fancy, so
    if Alan Rickman can put up with it for a week, I'll probably be back. 
    :-)  But, you're right.  He'd be crushed, I'm sure.  (and with good
    reason!)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    Who the he*l is Alan Rickman?
    
    Okay people are you ready for this???  Bubba from In The Heat Of The
    Night.
    
    It has something to do with that southern drawl.
    
    
    deb
    

    
    	alan rickman played in costner's `robin hood prince of thieves'
    	that's all i can remember, right now, i'm afraid.
    
    	::STHILAIRE,
    	so what did you think about ZOO TV??? impressed or what?

    Alan Rickman was the Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
    and the head terrorist that goes one on one with Bruce Willis
    in "Die  Hard". He's also a prominant stage actor in England and
    was profiled last year in the Boston Globe magazine.
    
    

	yeah....frank n furter shines.........'specially
	when he *walks that walk*......though Rocky ain't
	too shabby either.


  	kits

    
    	makes me want to take charles atlas by the haaaaaaand
    
    	ooooh!

    re .179, "impressed" is too mild a word.  I think it blew my mind.
    
    Lorna
    

    Alright, I've decided - Sinead O'Connor.
    
    She can't use the excuse - 
    
    		"I have to wash my hair."
    
    
    And just once I'd like to hear the excuse - 
    
    		"Sorry I'm late - I had to shave my head."
    

	<--------and if her head gets cold she could always
	put on a HATashita    :-}

    
    A Ferrari 250 GTO, why ruin ya night out.??
    
    Now that would be an experience not to forget.
    
    Wymyn is a lot of hassle some times ya know?!
    
    John M

    You mean we're allowed to take cars?!  Jeez, here I am trying to think
    of whose company would be most enjoyable and you tell me that cars are
    allowed.  Porsche 911 Turbo.

    Kris,
    Ya gotta remember, cars don't wash their hair, they don't give ya the
    wrong signals, and they don't want half of everything they never earned
    when you both part company.
    Mind you, ya gotta buy a BIG bed for those "intimate" moments.
    
    John M

    My intimate moments with automobiles have always been on long and
    winding roads, with no roof and Schostacovich at about 100 dB.

    Forget Tia and Crystal, I discovered Marissa Tomei last week (My
    Cousin Vinny).
    
    She's the new one.  For the week, anyway.   :^)

    
    On the female side -
    			Candace Bergin (when she was about 30)
    A sexier woman I have seen,  not.
    JM

    Forget Sinead - she takes herself too seriously for an entertainer. 
    
    Sass Jordan, now there's a lady who could make me a believer.
    
    Oh, yeah.  Forget the 911.  I just saw a Diablo today.  I haven't
    drooled like that since momma first fed me sushi.
    

    Just found out how much a Diablo costs - we're back to the 911.  Has to
    be convertible, though.
    
    I'll stick with Sass Jordan whether or not her top comes down. 

    Never settle for second best - take the Diablo.
    Personally, nothing on wheels has got the charisma of the Ferrari GTO
    '64 version.
    And dear ol' Candace has got the "please bonk me " look which is
    irresistable.
    I'll never get either of these 'must haves' but they're what I'd take
    with me.
    JM

    After seeing the photo of Bruce Springsteen on his new album cover,
    I'll take Bruce.  Still yummy looking after all these years.  Cars
    can't compare to flesh that looks that good!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Yeah, but Bruce himself comes across as a car fiend.
    
    Ray

    Yeah, but with cars you can hammer out the wrinkles. 

    
    Cars don't nag, cry, cheat on ya, get pregnant, etc....
    
    Mind you, they are cold to snuggle up to in winter.
    
    Hey ! There are some uses for wymyn after all......
    
    John M

 I'll take the 14 Iowa University coeds...

    re .200, who are they?  (I didn't know there was anything worthwhile in
    Iowa!!)
    
    Lorna
    

    re .199, tsk-tsk-so bitter!  All women don't do all those things.  Some
    of us hardly ever nag, cry, cheat or get pregnant!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Lorna, haven't you been following creative language discussion in WN?
    
    He meant one woman, not all women.  ;^)

 re: Lorna

 A group of 14 coeds who were in the next condo over from ours during our
vacation on Sanibel. A solid 10 of the 14 were gorgeous. Definite eye candy...

    re .204, oh, I see.  I hope the wife had somebody to check out, too!
    :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Chesty Morgan

 You sure they aren't trailing behind at this point? She's no spring chicken.

> You sure they aren't trailing behind at this point? She's no spring chicken.

	maybe she had a lift_kit inserted to make them
	more...errr...springy !


	kits

    They gotta look like sacks of doorknobs by now.

    HOT ROD STEWART !!!!   OR   ROBERT DENIRO !!
    

    
    	Nick Nolte!

    Mitsou.

    Small nit Mike.  Mitsou's not French, she's Qu�becoise.
    
    Or Canadian (Canadienne) depending on your political beliefs.
    								8-)
    

    She also likes to do her videos in the altogether.

    Sass is out.  Emanuelle Beart is in.

    Gabriella Sabatini!

    That was almost a week ago that they showed a brief glimpse of her
    after a match.

    They aired her match with Steffi Graff yesterday.

    You probably saw more then, as I only saw some highlights.

    Loryn Locklin.
    
    She's the blonde who played Jewel with Jim Belushi and Charles Grodin
    in Taking Care of Business.

    mike,
    
    how many times are you allowed to change your mind??!?!
    
    ~r

    Once per day.  :")

    If it's a woman's perogative to change her mind, it's a man's
    perogative to change his woman.

    
    	awfully un-PC of you.

    After seeing the new "One" video, by U2, I'd have to pick Bono!
    
    I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone else look quite as good as he does
    in that video.  He may well be the most attractive man alive today.
    
    Lorna
    
    But, if he's unavailable, I'll still take either Bruce Springsteen or
    Alan Rickman.  :-)
    

    Speaking o'videos, anyone see the lead singer for Blue Pearl?
    
    !!!

    um, i'll HAVE rob lowe ANYday   :)))))))))))))))

    Felicia Michaels, the comedienne.

    Michael Jordan... and the way he sticks out his tongue.. hummm..
    
    and for a now sexless date the Magic Man Johnson
    

    Mark Harmon....................
    
    

    Aidan Quinn....talk about *blue* eyes!  (my god, they're gorgeous) and
    a great smile.
    
    Just saw him in the movie The Playboys.
    
    Lorna
    

.232>    Mark Harmon....................
    
    I think he's one of the best looking guys on TV.
    
    Not the I wanna date him, mind you... so let's not start oh-ering ...

    Who is Mark Harmon?  Isn't Aiden Quinn the guy who played Robert
    DeNiro's brother in The Mission?  Why am I so out of touch?  Why am I
    asking you guys?

    Mark Harmon is the late Ricky Nelson's ex-wife's brother.  Can you
    place him now?  :-)   
    
    Aiden Quinn played Nick in The Handmaid's Tale, and had a role in
    Avalon, and I think he plays Robinson Crusoe in the movie Crusoe, but
    I haven't seen it.  My daughter said he was in Desperately Seeking
    Susan, but I can't remember him in that.  He's in the recent At Play In
    THe Fields of the Lord, too.  I don't know about The Mission.  I didn't
    see it.  But, I think he's absolutely gorgeous.  He has one of the best
    smiles I've ever seen, and I *would* like to date him! :-)  (not Mark
    Harmon, tho...I don't want to date him either, Mike)
    
    Lorna
    

    Mark Harmon looks kinda like Don Johnson.
    
    -Jody
    

    
    
    Mark Harmon looks NOTHING like Don Johnson, IMHO.  Mark Harmon is what
    some people call a "pretty boy".  I can understand the "desire".  8-)
    
         GJD  

  Flipper.

    Elaine Boosler

    .239 Why a fish/mammal?

    
    Why not?  I"d definitely take an animal over some people I've come in
    contact with over the years.
    
    Lisa

    True. Animal husbandry is a fascinating subject.....:)

.235>    Who is Mark Harmon?
    
    He was on St Elsewhere, he was the guy who died of AIDS.
    
    He was in The Presidio as the cop working with Sean Connery, he was
    in Summer School as the summer school teacher, he was in The Prince
    of Bel Air as the pool cleaner ...
    
    Know who he is now?

    He is the police lieutenant(?) on a series (Friday at 9pm?) that also
    has a prosecuting attorney who is deaf (and whose role is played by a
    deaf actress).
    
    Is it Reflections, or Remembrances or something of the sort?
    
    				herb

 Reasonable Doubts. Tuesdays at 10 pm on NBC. When it's on, that is.

    Thnx for info. I now remember that it was on 10p.m. Fridays from Boston
    this fall. 

    He's Married to Mindy.  

    En Vogue.  One at a time, of course.

    Halle Berry (Cory in The Last Boy Scout) and ??? in Boomerang.

    Carmen Electra.

    Boy, Mike, you do like to keep busy!

    An apple a day ...

       re .253:
       
       Wrong fruit.
       
       --Mr Topaz

    Lori Petty  (Cadillac Man, Point Break, A League of Their Own).

    
    	you, Z are terribly fickle.

    .256
    
    Sounds to me like he has likes them all shapes, sizes, and etc.;)

I think it's more that he's unlikely to ever go out with any of them, so the
more he changes his mind, the less he has to think about the others.... :-)

Or maybe Z wants them all at once?

			Steve

    If your right Steve, about Z wanting them all at once. Why don't you 
    tell Z about the 'Two Bull' theorem?

Re: .259

I can't recall that one at the moment - care to do the honors?

		Steve

    Two Bulls, standing on a knowl, over looking a herd of jerseys. A young
    and spry bull says to the older,"Hey! I feel great today! Sun is
    shining, pasture is green. Lets Run down and have sex with one of them
    jerseys." To which the old bull, smiles, and says,"Lets WALK down and
    have sex with all of them."
    
    Taa-Daa!

    Did I mention Phoebe Cates yet?

    No, you haven't. Why don't you mention her now?:)

    the lead singer of the Black Crows (Chris Robinson, I think his name
    is)...
    
    Lorna
    

    
    	too damned skinny, ::STHILAIRE, and temperamental, too.
    
    	the only thing that comes to mind about Z getting those girls
    	all at once would be `do i serve chianti or the house wine with
    	the spaghetti?'
    
    	

    re .266, how do you know he's temperamental?  I thought he seemed like
    a fun person when he was interviewed at that marijuana festival, in
    Atlanta (?), on MTV.  He reminds me of a few of the guys I knew 20 yrs.
    ago.  :-)
    
    Of course, I really want Bono, but my daughter would kill me!
    
    Lorna
    

    Lorna
    
    *I* want Bruce Springstein... :->, or Eric Clapton :-)
    
    Bonnie

    re .267, well, Bruce Springsteen has been my first choice for years,
    but his new wife Patty looks like the type who would be willing to
    fight for her man.  :-)
    
    Actually, my top 4 (in order) would be:
    
    Springsteen
    Bono
    Alan Rickman
    Tom Petty
    
    I also love Van Morrison, but he's fat and temperamental.  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
    ps - I'm as bad as Mike Z.  I don't know which one of us could
    come up with the longest list!  :-)  (of famous people we'd like to
    date I mean)
    

    
    	::STHILAIRE,
    	i read an article in rolling stone about how he's temperamental...
    	and has trouble getting along with his brother....but then, might
    	not be much truth to it. artistic differences is how it was put...
    	tranlated: `they don't get on well'.
    	BTW, saw an excellent rickman film on sunday....called `madly
    	deeply, truly'.
    
    	did i mention i got springsteen tickets for 8/14? 6 rows in from 
    	front stage!
    
    	oh happy day!!!!
    
    	

    Kim Bassinger.
    
    ps: Lorna, you're worse.  ;')

    Pia Zadora.

Laura SanGiacoma


phewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

My eyes are steaming up on the inside just thinking about it.


...Lee

    Any one of Martin Tupper's recent women.

    
    it would take a lot to get me to inconvenience myself. 

>    Any one of Martin Tupper's recent women.

I'm sure you can wangle an invitation to a Tupperware party.  Or is this
a different Tupper?

    Martin Tupper is the romance novel editor from HBO's Dream On.

    Lita Ford.  She wants me.

    Helen Slater.  Anyone see the new Dream On?   ... wow.

    Isn't she Supergirl?  No way I wanna take someone who has X-ray vision
    out on the town. Can you imagine how embarassed you'd be if the dinner
    conversation went like; "I see you have on polkadot boxers tonight, 
    Kris.  How geeky and pass�."  
    
    No way I need that kind of grief.

    The woman who played Lou in Doc Hollywood.
    
    Especially during the skinny dipping scene ...   [GULP!]

    The In Living Color Fly Girls.

    Who?  "Fly Girls"?  Is that "Fly" as in insect as in David Cronenberg
    transmorgified mutant humanoids?  Or "Fly" as in the zipper in your
    pants.

    Fly as in ... "Mmm-hmmm... that girl is FLY!"

    re .283, Mike, you're worse than me.  I haven't thought of anybody new
    in quite awhile.  (Of course, that doesn't mean I haven't been
    thinking...I still want Chris Robinson's skinny little body)
    
    Lorna
    

    re:.284
    
    I'll take that as a compliment.  ;')

    re .285, how about Bridget Fonda in Single White Female, or Sarah
    Jessica Parker in Honeymoon In Vegas.  Saw both those movies recently
    and found myself thinking - "I wouldn't mind looking like that!" and,
    "If I were a guy I'd sure think they look good!"
    
    Lorna
    

    BF just doesn't do anything for me, but I did find SJP very VEry
    VERY cute as the spaceshot in LA Story ... (haven't seen her new
    movie yet).
    
    Am I supposed to pick out guys for you, now?   ;')

    Mel Gibson, Billy Ray, Sam Elliott and Fabio....not necessarily
    in that order! (8
    
    

    the two male stars (the "white" indian and the man who played the 
    real indian son) in the movie, "THe Last of the Moheicans" SP?
    
    Christine

    re .289, Daniel Day-Lewis is the "white indian" and he's at the top of
    my woof list in Womannotes.  I've had the hots for him since he was in
    My Beautiful Laundrette a few years ago.  Looks like he's about to be
    discovered by the world!
    
    Lorna
    

    re .290, well, he was discovered by the world, for his acting ability,
    two yrs. ago when he got the academy award for My Left Foot, but it was
    difficult to realize what a hunk he is from that role!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    Lorna,
    
    I wouldn't mind discovering some of his non-acting talents! :) :) :)
    
    Christine

    I have a friend who is an actress who raved about Daniel Day-Lewis back
    when she appeared with him in a play in London (I think it was London). 
    I could tell she was in love with him from the way she went on.
    
    I went to see "Laundrette" with her when it first hit the theatres and
    she was so shocked to see the object of all her sexual fantasies
    portaying a homosexual that she wouldn't stop talking about it.  It was
    like a betrayal to her.
    
    I liked him in Room With A View.

    re .293, But, in A Room With A View he wasn't much more attractive than
    he was in My Left Foot!  :-)  I was shocked when I first realized that
    Cecil in A Room With A View was the same person who played the gorgeous
    gay guy in My Beautiful Laundrette!!  He really *is* a fantastic actor.
    
    And, his father was the poet laureate of England - C. Day-Lewis, so you
    just know he also has to be extremely intelligent.  I find that so
    impressive - that his father was a famous poet!  :-)  That's the type
    of thing that impresses me.  :-)
    
    re Christine, me too.  I'd also like to discover his non-acting
    talents. :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    I'm a male-type, but my wife loved him (DDL) in:
    
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    
    Great film.
    
    - acp

    Re:  The Unbearable Lightness of Being
    
    Good movie.  Great book.  
    					- Vick

    Heather Locklear and Rosie Perez.

    MTV's Duff.

	DeNiro, in a heartbeat.

 The blonde I saw at the gas station this am. Yikes!

    How about bring up the rear of 18 women tenspeeding! Look up over the
    handle bars and all you can see as far as you can is Buns of Steel
    pumping. And the smell of perfume. I done died and gone to heaven! 
    
    You say 'Rauh! You loon, in your dreams!' I say, it happened last
    summer in Newport R.I.!
    
    Wishing for a speedy return to summer and to return again, 
    
    George

    WHAT PERFUME!
    
    Ain't lycra great?
    
    Don't let the secret out though.  The yoyo's 'll start biking
    then it'll get dangerous.
    
    ed

    SSShhhhh! Mums the word! ";^) I'll tell yha! I done died and gone to heaven!
    Very muscular buns, peddeling down the road in a row, and colums of
    light cast upon their buns/bodies as we passed under trees. And when
    one asked me for my phone number I fell out off my seat! I done died
    and gone to Heaven! :)
    
      

    re .303, one of them asked you for your phone number?  Really?  Is that
    common with bikers?  As they ride by one another, they call out - Hey,
    what's your number?  And they pass the number on a piece of paper, from
    one bike to the other?  :-)  
    
    How do you squeeze buns of steel?  It seems like they might look nice,
    but be tough to get a grip on.
    
    Lorna
    

    Lorna,

    Perhaps with the ones with the motor between their buns, not the ones
    with the 10 speeds and a crank.:) 

    How do you squeeze the buns of steel? I don't know. I was definitely
    assured of one thing if I touched one without her permission. I would:

    1. Get slapped
    2. Go to jail for giving the squeeze.
    3. Be impaled with bike spokes by the other 17 women.
    4. Be part of the landscape with my bike as a tombstone.
    5. Be suduced by all 18? (definately a dream, but reality does have
       its awakenings of,"Not in this life with my face!":^)
    
    But then again. How do porkey-pines make love? Carefully! And being a 
    man who lifts weights, I guess it would be like the little woodland 
    critters.:)
    
    With Much Humor and witt
    
    Geo

    falling off your seat is definitely uncool.
    
    there's merit in lycra clad "buns of steel"
    
    ed

    � falling off your seat is definitely uncool.
    �there's merit in lycra clad "buns of steel"
    
    I'll agree with you there! Tanned, well defined bodies, perched upon
    ever so small seats attached to metal rails of brightly colored paint
    and chrome. Calf muscles that show deep definition. And tight lycra
    covering the "buns of steel", with a colorful Tee shirt, tight, loose,
    what ever. Hummmm......:)

    
     Ya should come out to Colo Spgs sometime. We have Olympic cylcists
    peddling all over town in groups of 30-40. Men and women both partake
    and it makes for quite an expanse of spandex. Of course, most of these
    gits are so arrogant you would be lucky to even get snubbed, much less
    spoken to.
    
    TC
     

    Yup, I was in CS riding once, I happened to meet, ride, and converse with
    the woman who won the silver in the World Championships a week later.
    She apologized for taking off on sprints a couple of times.
    
    It made my day two days later when we met again, she rode up from
    behind and said "Well, we meet again" as she blew by me down the hill
    from Divide.
    
    ed

    I don't think there's anything the least bit sexy about bicycle riding,
    or those weird outfits.  Oh, well.  Each to their own fantasy!  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
    PS - I still want Chris Robinson. :-)
         I can stay faithful to a fantasy for years, unlike Mike Z,
         who ruthlessly picks a new one almost everyday.  :)
    

    Guess you don't ride much eha Lorna?:^) You should try it. 
    
    1. Fast cars,
    2. Fast bods
    3. Fast guns
    4. Fast planes
    5. Fast money
    6. Fast lane
    
    Fast fantasy's!

    I like to relax.  :-)  
    
    Lorna
    

    Yes, to each his own.  Some of us have spent all day, everyday on a
    bike for weeks, and found it to be very relaxing. Occassionally it's
    also physically exhausting but it's mentally refreshing.
    
    What I cannot understand is how someone could spend days lying on a
    beach towel or lounge chair.
    
    ed

    re .313, just because somebody isn't riding a bicycle doesn't mean they
    are spending weeks lying in a lounge chair.  Those aren't the only two
    choices in the world.  I enjoy doing a variety of things in my spare
    time.  When I said I like to relax I was just trying to come up with a
    flip answer for George.
    
    Lorna
    

    Tea Leoni.

    Katharine Hepburn ... 
    
    	or
    
    Dolly Parton

		Amanda Donohoe

		     or

     the head cheerleader for the Denver Nuggets
	  (she makes the games bearable!)

		     or

	Sexy Suzy wants her all day (what?!?)

		     or

	      Michelle Pfeiffer
	       (she needs me)

    What are you .. consious of numbers .. why not take all three?
    
    Bubba

I'll need a raise first.  I don't get paid enough to work this late!!!!

If you call this babysitting the mfg. process "work."

G'night!

    
    
    	JT. Get back to work NOW!!
    
    						Kelly