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| 220.1 | ex | PARITY::DDAVIS | Send in the clowns | Tue Mar 29 1988 13:39 | 1 |
| Aha, that explains why I've been feeling this way! (tee hee)
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| 220.2 | Have You Tried Pepto Bismol?? | FDCV03::ROSS | | Tue Mar 29 1988 14:09 | 5 |
| RE: .1
Are you sure it isn't just gas? :-)
Alan
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| 220.3 | TRY A DIFFERENT THOUGHT.. | MCIS2::MORAN | | Tue Mar 29 1988 14:54 | 14 |
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Dear LC user,
Let's take a serious look at this. I personally have never heard
of love crystals. But if you want to try it it's up to you.
Speaking from a womens point of view, if I saw you at the bar I
would have thought the same thing as the women there did. Go back
and read your entry and picture what they saw when they looked at
you.
Everyone has there "good luck" piece, and if you think the crystal
would be one for you then by all means use it. But if you are
expecting it to perform some kind of magic I feel you may be
disappointed. The only real magic comes naturally, give yourself
some credit, have a little confidence. I'm sure you can do it.
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| 220.4 | | PARITY::DDAVIS | Send in the clowns | Tue Mar 29 1988 15:13 | 6 |
| re: 2
Yup, I am VERY sure...#:)
-Dotti.
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| 220.5 | Love Crystals???? | EXIT26::SAARINEN | | Tue Mar 29 1988 15:29 | 8 |
| RE: 220
Love Crystals????
Do they *come* with Love Condoms as well?
"The 80's... What A Time To Be Alive"
-Arthur
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| 220.6 | | QUARK::LIONEL | We all live in a yellow subroutine | Tue Mar 29 1988 15:34 | 4 |
| I was wondering if this note was three days too early... Love
Crystals? Really? Do you have to recharge them under a lucite
pyramid?
Steve
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| 220.8 | PHhhhfffftttttt..... | AXEL::FOLEY | Rebel without a Clue | Tue Mar 29 1988 17:53 | 8 |
| RE: .7
You don't know Jake.......
BTW, I was beginning to feel a little tingly.. It WAS gas! (But
just to be on the safe side Jake, don't walk up behind me..)
mike
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| 220.9 | let us know when.. | RANCHO::HOLT | | Wed Mar 30 1988 02:18 | 7 |
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Jake, you are a character!
Are these the same as the "harmonic convergence"
crystals that people hang fron their car mirrors?
It sounds to me like an old Hakowi trick..
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| 220.10 | (lacking imagination for titles tonight.. | FSLENG::HEFFERN | | Wed Mar 30 1988 02:22 | 18 |
| Ok, I'm going to take this one slowly...
First, what in the hell are you talking about? I guess I'm out
of touch having never heard of a Love Crystal. Let alone rubbing
and humming to try to pick up "hot looking babes" (I gagged over
that one...).
Has it gotten that tough out there picking up "chicks"? Maybe an
attitude adjustment would help.
I must admit, I did get a good laugh out of this note if nothing
else. I did imagine my reaction to some guy rubbing at his pocket
and doing whatever else it was you described yourself as doing at
that time. No doubt would have chalked you off as just another
weirdo.
cj
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| 220.11 | Saturday Night Fever | PNEUMA::WILSON | We're Only Making Plans for Nigel | Wed Mar 30 1988 08:54 | 8 |
| RE: .0
What's next? Will leisure suits make a comeback? What about loud
nylon tricot shirts? Medallions? Disco duck? Platform shoes?
Love crystals prove that the seventies are not dead yet.
WW
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| 220.12 | | SEDJAR::THIBAULT | Life's a glitch | Wed Mar 30 1988 12:06 | 10 |
| re:< Note 220.10 by FSLENG::HEFFERN >
� No doubt would have chalked you off as just another
� weirdo.
But Jake (Village Idiot) *IS* just another wierdo :-). Hopefully he won't
confuse tinglies with spring feverdom, and I do hope he keeps his hands
out of his pockets next time.
Jenna
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| 220.13 | At Least You'll Be Turned On :-) | FDCV03::ROSS | | Wed Mar 30 1988 12:27 | 7 |
| Hey Jake, if the Love Crystals don't work, you can always try
the old 'Spanish Fly' treatment.
For best effect, though, I think you should put in *your* drink,
rather than the woman's. :-)
Alan
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| 220.14 | Tingle Indeed! | HYDRA::LYMAN | Village Idiot | Wed Mar 30 1988 21:29 | 16 |
| Well first of all its not those sparkley glass things that people
hang off their car mirrors. Its supposed to be some kind of a gem
type stone but it just looks like a smooth rock to me. I bought
it at a book store and it came with a little pamphlet that I threw
out accidentally. That's how come the problems I guess. Also don't
confuse these with those so called "Banzii Love Beads". I sent
away for those one time but after I read the instructions on where
you're supposed to wear them, I asked for my money back.
You guys can scoff all you want but I'm already starting to get
some positive results. On my way home tonight I was followed all
the way down route 3 by a good looking blonde in a porshe. She
missed my exit but that's understandable on account of all the traffic.
Tomorrow I'll make sure to put my blinker on earlier.
Jake
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| 220.15 | | PSYCHE::WILSON | We're Only Making Plans for Nigel | Thu Mar 31 1988 11:38 | 12 |
| This could be a movie! Better than the stuff coming out of Hollywood.
A few years ago, on cable TV, there was a movie about a blond guy
(a newspaper reporter), whose assignment was to make love to women
from every sign of the zodiac. Interesting...not too graphic. I
never _did_ find out how that turned out, nor did I get the name
of the movie.
This topic somehow brings that movie to mind...
WW
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| 220.16 | | IPOVAX::BARBER | Skyking Tactical Services | Thu Mar 31 1988 12:18 | 12 |
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Jake ...me lad.....you threw out the directions ?????
Gad !!!! didn't you remember the frist unwritten rule of
new gagetiry...... ????
When all else fails .....Read the directions ...
Ih well another time in another day
Bob B
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| 220.17 | Is this a joke ? | BETA::EARLY | Bob_the_hiker | Thu Mar 31 1988 13:42 | 20 |
| re: .0
Love Crystals ????
You've got to be kidding !!! How much did they cost ?? Is Barnum
stil right !!! You'd have better luck with PTL ..
My sister used to tell me .. wish into one hand and spit in the
other and see which one fills up the faster.
Actaully, some women are funny. If you think about sex and horny
stuff, they get turned off (5th sense or something). But if you
try a philosphic discussion on the nocturnal habitue of the june
moth (actually comes out in March) ... and retire to a dark place
to see these little critters .... works wonders .... most women
"love" to be admired for their brains and ability to carry on an
intelligent conversation .. they go wild .. sort like a feeding
frenszy ... except there not exacly feeding ... if you can read
between the lines .. eh ?
RWE
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| 220.18 | 8*) | MCIS2::MORAN | | Thu Mar 31 1988 17:48 | 1 |
| The only crystals i want to see are the expensive diamond one's!!
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| 220.19 | <Hell with the horse,my kingdom for a crystal> | NEXUS::KOCHEVAR | | Sun Apr 03 1988 12:38 | 8 |
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Sorry, Jake... but,
Sounds like a definite case of East Coast radioactivity complicated
to the point of severe "dame bramage". Sure cure, as I've always
heard, has been to "stop rubbin' them jewels and use them tools".
:^) ............ Bill........... :^)
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| 220.20 | | HOTJOB::GROUNDS | Suicide is painless | Sun Apr 03 1988 19:32 | 5 |
| RE: .17
I think our boy Jake hadn't heard of the great P.T. Barnum. In
case you're perplexed, Jake, Mr. Barnum has gone down in history
for one of the great quotes : "There's a sucker born every minute."
Keep trying, Jake!
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| 220.21 | P.T.Barnum the rest of the story... | NEXUS::MCCLOSKEY | Gort,klaatu veradas nicto | Sun Apr 03 1988 20:26 | 5 |
| The rest is "and two to take him....."
Kevin
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| 220.22 | | FRAGLE::CZIRIA | | Mon Apr 04 1988 08:23 | 4 |
| To: "The Village Idiot"
Thank you....I needed a good chuckle. Now back to a frustrating
project with a positive attitude...Heather
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| 220.23 | | PIGGY::MCCALLION | | Wed Apr 06 1988 20:44 | 8 |
| TO: All
This has got to be the funniest piece I read in months. I laughed
so hard I'm in tears. Thank goodness the only person near me is
a 2 year old.
Thanks....
marie
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| 220.24 | laughter, the best medicine | 32883::LOKIETZ | The same story the crow told me... | Fri Apr 08 1988 14:49 | 7 |
| Re: 23
Ditto for me. I'm not even sure whether or not I should believe
it. You know, I've got an uncle who writes for Hollywood. Can
he buy the movie rights? [:^)]
Steve
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| 220.25 | | RANCHO::HOLT | Udobreha Kata | Sun Apr 10 1988 00:43 | 4 |
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My 7 year old gave me one for my birthday. He says its
just a pretty rock.
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| 220.26 | THIS SOX | GRANMA::MWANNEMACHER | | Tue Apr 12 1988 14:22 | 8 |
| JAKE,
IF ALL ELSE FAILS, TRY THE OLD SOCK DOWN THE SHORTS TRICK. THIS
IS SURE TO IMPRESS.
DRAWBACK: DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN THE CURTAIN COME UP!
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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| 220.27 | | RANCHO::HOLT | Udobreha Kata | Tue Apr 12 1988 16:15 | 2 |
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Oh boy. Another Catalano...
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| 220.28 | JUST FUNNIN | GRANMA::MWANNEMACHER | | Tue Apr 12 1988 17:42 | 1 |
| Oh well.............................................
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| 220.29 | Who's in the lead role | SALEM::HANLON | | Tue Apr 26 1988 13:48 | 2 |
| This would make an excellent Woody Allen flick.....
I can see it now........
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| 220.30 | wow! | TELALL::LAAK | | Sun May 29 1988 06:20 | 14 |
| Is this the biggest joke I've heard since back when people
were resorting to Pet Rocks for friendships. I mean
are we so lost in our own individual/idealistic
realities that we can't see true reality. Meeting
and establishing genuine relationships are
realized through things other than the ability
to rub a rock and hum a tune.
I'll bet the guy who invented this thing is living
the lapp of luxury with every sucker's money who
bought one. Since he doesn't have to work any more
he probably has time to meet woman in a more
ligitimate way. How ironic if you think about it.
Ha!!!
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