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| 202.1 | Eagles_Answers_2_202_... | PARSEC::THOMPSON | | Mon Dec 21 1987 11:36 | 51 |
| Re Note 202.0 A Stone's Throw
1. As an adult male, you are guilty of a number of crimes against women.
Which is your personal favorite?
c. My insensitivity to my mate's loss of identity
through sharing my name and bank account.
2. As you know, women have been oppressed since the dawn of history. From
which earliest historical period do you trace your personal responsibility?
d. I'm not guilty and I've got a dozen witnesses who'll swear to my
sensitive nature.
3. In an average week, how many women do you suppress, abuse,
or deprive of their rights?
b. Three, but I'm a shut-in.
4. Which would you LEAST like to be alone in a locked room with?
a. A feminist who suspects me of succeeding in a male-dominated profession.
5. As you've probably learned, the first sign of a dissatisfied partner
is her tendency to withhold things.
What did you first notice your mate withholding from you?
b. Her orgasm.
6. Because of you, and people like you, women today have lost their sense of
identity. In light of this loss, what identity do you think they're most
likely to assume?
d. Margaret Thatcher.
7. In personal terms, what do you regard as the biggest change brought on by
the Sexual Revolution?
d. My inability to understaand what exactly is a sin against women.
8. Finally, in light of everything you've done or will do against womenhood
in America, would you still want your daughter to grow up to be a woman?
c. Both of the above. (Yes and No ...)
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| 202.2 | | FIDDLE::MITCHELL | Fiddle-sticks | Mon Dec 21 1987 12:03 | 39 |
| response received by Mail......
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To: FIDDLE::MITCHELL
Subj: Hite report feedback
Harrumph! And I suppose I am supposed to represent the male point of
view (oink oink).
Hmm___lessee___ bah humbug
1. Dammit I don't snore. No mate to lose identity anyway.
2. a,b,c,d Yes to all.
3. Don't seem ever to get a chance. 48 at the residency at ADP, zero
since. Most women find me avoidable.
When I had a wife I would not have dared to try it. Too much red headed mouth
involved.
4. Feel as though I am in both states most of the time when females are
around.
5. Mate? I thought that's what animals did in the dark.
6. None of the above. Try either Messalina or Empress Irene.
7. All of the above except: my children believe they have no fathers, neither
of whom they like.
8. Daughter grow up. When will that happen?
Krausmeyer
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To: FIDDLE::MITCHELL
Subj: Oh no you don't!
Don't go sticking my response in a notes file without editing out
the node name, PLEASE !
Hite report Bull-Tiki
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| 202.3 | Survey says...... | CASV02::SALOIS | Well, you should see Polythene Pam! | Mon Dec 21 1987 12:25 | 57 |
| Let's see....hmmmm.....?
Where are all the liberated men?
1. As an adult male, you are guilty of a number of crimes against
women. Which is your personal favorite?
A. Witholding my orgasm..no, wait, wrong question/answer. I mean,
my ability to beat my partner....in one-on-one, basketball, that
is.
2. As you know, women have been oppressed since the dawn of history.
From which earliest historical period do you trace your personal
responsibility?
A. My guilt can be traced back to the age of the dinosaurs. Actually,
just a little earlier. I think some guy named Moses wrote it down
on a couple of tablets.
3. In an average week, how many women do you suppress, abuse or
deprive of their rights?
A. Let's see.... Suppress = 47, Abuse = 12, Deprive = 114. Please
note this is an average. Last week was better!!
4. Which would you LEAST like to be alone in a locked room with?
A. That's easy! The governing board on N.O.W. on Superbowl Sunday.
Can you imagine having to answer all those dingaling questions from
a bunch of know-nothing cackling hens?
5. As you've probably learned, the first sign of a dissatisfied
partner is her tendency to withold things. What did you first notice
your mate witholding from you?
A. Her income. All women are taught by their mothers to do this
as soon as possible.
6. Because of you, and people like you, women today have lost their
sense of identity. In light of this, what identity do you think
they're most likely to assume?
A. Women today have just lost their sense!! But I'd have to say
it would be Eleanor Jett. A frumpy old battleaxe with claws!!
7. In personal terms, what do you regard as the biggest change brought
on by the Sexual Revolution?
A. Besides more disease, my constant desire to commit more sins
against women.
8. Finally, in light of everything you've done or will do against
womenhood in America, would you still want your daughter to grow
up to be a woman?
A. What do you mean? Don't you know there's a conspiracy among women
to make sure their stranglehold on men is sustained? They conspire
all the time to make sure all little girls grow up to be women.
Totally tongue-in-cheek! 8*)
Down with Shere Hype!!
Mean Gene!
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| 202.4 | | CEODEV::FAULKNER | GOD, drives a camaro. | Mon Dec 21 1987 15:33 | 75 |
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1. As an adult male, you are guilty of a number of crimes against women.
Which is your personal favorite?
c. My insensitivity to my mate's loss of identity through sharing
my name and TAKING MY bank account.
2. As you know, women have been oppressed since the dawn of history. From
which earliest historical period do you trace your personal responsibility?
a. My guilt can be traced back to the age of dinosaurs.
And isn't that kinda special!!!!!
3. In an average week, how many women do you suppress, abuse, or deprive
of their rights?
a. A dozen, at least.
b. Three, but I'm a shut-in.
c. Let's see, 48 a day, with overtime on weekends......?
d. I'll have to ask my wife.
e. How many can I ??????????????
4. Which would you LEAST like to be alone in a locked room with?
a. A feminist who suspects me os succeeding in a male-dominated profession.
b. My wife's therapist.
c. The governing board on N. O. W. on Superbowl Sunday.
d. Any or all of the above.
5. As you've probably learned, the first sign of a dissatisfied partner is her
tendency to withhold things. What did you first notice your mate withhold-
ing from you?
a. Her income.
b. Her orgasm.
c. This column.
d. My orgasm !
6. Because of you, and people like you, women today have lost their sense of
identity. In light of this loss, what identity do you think they're most
likely to assume?
a. Eleanor Roosevelt.
b. Joan Jett.
c. Scarlett O'Hara.
d. Margaret Thatcher.
e. Gloria Steinheim.
7. In personal terms, what do you regard as the biggest change brought on by
the Sexual Revolution?
Unisex underwear.
8. Finally, in light of everything you've done or will do against womenhood
in America, would you still want your daughter to grow up to be a woman?
b. No. An android.
(reprinted without permission)
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| 202.5 | Sounds just like the real one don't it? | SALEM::AMARTIN | Vanna & me are a number | Tue Dec 22 1987 00:23 | 5 |
| oooooo YES, give it to me! MORE.... MORE!!!
Gimme a hundred thousand of em .
Man, when I read that, I about died laughing.
I wonder if Shere Hype has seen it yet.
Million dollar suit coming, i can hear it. :-)
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| 202.6 | No bias here... | BAXTA::SABATA_ROBER | Last of the Grand Waazoo's | Wed Dec 23 1987 18:27 | 2 |
| If there is anything in any note file that comes close to being
as funny as this, please point me to it. godDAMM! that's funny!
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| 202.7 | | CEODEV::FAULKNER | GOD, drives a camaro. | Thu Dec 24 1987 09:33 | 2 |
| womennotes 1 - nnn.
re.-1.
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| 202.8 | | STING::BARBER | Skyking Tactical Services | Thu Dec 24 1987 12:10 | 7 |
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There was this "Christian dating questionnaire form" over in
soapbox or HR I can't remember which. If it wasn't for the fact
that the originators took it as serious, its a riot to read. I'll
have to see if I can find it and re post it.
Bob B
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| 202.9 | ...oh won't you cry for me.., | XCELR8::POLLITZ | | Mon Dec 28 1987 22:23 | 25 |
| 1. Women ARE GUILTY of crimes against men.
2. Men have been OPPRESSED thru the AGES.
3. WOMEN abuse, suppress,& DEPRIVE. (*ESP* FEELINGS-Surprise!)
4. Frankly, I'd rather BE in the NOW bdrm (boardrm-not bedroom!)
with a Chance (OK, v.v.slim = v.v.slim) to CHANGE the WORLD!!
Premise to Premise, why not duke it out? WE hardly are AWARE
of the seriousness of the WRONG PREMISE BLAMING M E N that
has LONG DOMINATED UNCHECKED. Well, not so anymore. :-) <---0
5. Women with hold deep emotional intimacy - for very BAD REASONS.
6. Because of the 'Movement' (blaming men- which SCARRED MEN-SCARS),
it is MEN who grope for ID. Women's ID is LONG KNOWN and hardly
changeable overnite.
7. The Sexual Revolution!? Try the Divinity of Prostitution. Try
Disposable MEN, and unfeeling dumps at that. My favorite author's
truths in broad daylight - SEEING the REAL INTENT OF the
'Revolution' in Real day to day Life. Crystal clear. Some 'revolution'.
8. My future daughter will read Simone DE Beauvoir, Collette Dowling,
Annie Dillard, Rachel Carson, Erich Fromm, Leo Buscaglia, and
other important Role Model - LEADERS.
RE .4 5d How true! How true! Love it!
Also add Ms Elly Smeal and M O L L Y after Gloria.
RE .8 Yes, let's find it! I recall they recently deleted .1
in CHR - hardest language ever seen. And I thought I
was an Andro (male dominator chauvanist Pig,etc,etc.) :-)
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| 202.10 | OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK | GRANMA::MWANNEMACHER | | Tue Apr 12 1988 12:10 | 21 |
| 1)E. THE SIMPLE ACT OF BEING SUPERIOR AS A HUMAN BEING.
2)E. SINCE ABOUT 1970 WHEN WE MEN MADE ALL THE WOMEN BURN THEIR GOOD
BRAS. SINCE THEY HAD TO GO OUT AND BUY NEW ONES, THIS WAS QUITE
A FINANCIAL SETBACK TO THE WOMENS MOVEMENT.
3)E. ONLY ONE SINCE I'VE BEEN MARRIED. I'M KIND OF OLD FASHIONED THAT
WAY.
4)E. PHIL DONAHUE & MARLO THOMAS
5)E. MY GIRLFRIENDS.
6)E. RENEE RICHARDS
7)E. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO GAVE YOU WHICH DISEASE.
8)E. YES, BUT SHE'LL BE DIFFERENT.
LAUGHINGLY YOURS,
PORKY PIG
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