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Conference quark::mennotes-v1

Title:Topics Pertaining to Men
Notice:Archived V1 - Current file is QUARK::MENNOTES
Moderator:QUARK::LIONEL
Created:Fri Nov 07 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 26 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:867
Total number of notes:32923

52.0. "Jokes from #41" by RDGENG::LESLIE (MENnotes Moderator) Wed Dec 24 1986 03:59

    I've moved these replies here from #41 as requested by the author
    of that note in order to let the topic be examined seriously.
    
    
                         -< Topics of Interest to Men >-
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Note 41.13                   Male pill, a straw poll                    13 of 20
EDEN::KLAES "Looking for nuclear wessels."            7 lines  11-DEC-1986 12:14
                   -< THE JOKES ARE TOO EASY FOR THIS ONE! >-
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    	Archaelologists have discovered 340-year old condoms in England,
    made of animal intestines.  
    
    	It was in the Vogon News today, I kid you not.
    
    	Larry
    
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Note 41.14                   Male pill, a straw poll                    14 of 20
RDGE40::KERRELL "test drive in progress"              4 lines  11-DEC-1986 12:28
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If I'd known they would last that long I'd have washed 'em and re-used
'em.

Dave.
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Note 41.15                   Male pill, a straw poll                    15 of 20
HOMBRE::CONLIFFE "Store in a horizontal position"     4 lines  11-DEC-1986 12:40
                                -< I tried... >-
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They SAID the condoms were washable, but you should see the nasty letter
I got from the laundry!

		Nigel
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Note 41.16                   Male pill, a straw poll                    16 of 20
EDEN::KLAES "Looking for nuclear wessels."            5 lines  11-DEC-1986 17:05
                               -< RE 41.14,.15 >-
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    	A find of such great historical signifigance, and all you can
    do is mock it!  :^)  :^)
          
    	Larry
    
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Note 41.17                   Male pill, a straw poll                    17 of 20
HYDRA::LYMAN "Village Idiot"                          5 lines  11-DEC-1986 17:34
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    Re: .13
    
    	Were they found in a wallet?
    
    	Jake
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Note 41.19                   Male pill, a straw poll                    19 of 20
DEBET::FOLEY "Rebel without a clue"                   5 lines  12-DEC-1986 09:14
                     -< It's a possibility......    [:-)] >-
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    	Sure they weren't water balloons??
    
    								mike
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Note 41.20                   Male pill, a straw poll                    20 of 20
TOPDOC::SLOANE                                        3 lines  12-DEC-1986 14:50
                               -< Do they fit? >-
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    It takes guts to use 'em.
    
    -bs
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