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| 36.1 | | SUBWAY::DAVIDSON | On a clean disk you can seek forever | Thu Jul 29 1993 20:41 | 32 |
| posted in the bodybuilding notesfile.
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Note 12.78 Women & Bodybuilding 78 of 78
25 lines 8-JAN-1989 13:23
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Dear Ronda (.76),
Before you start weigtlifting, I think you should weigh the
dangers versus the advantages. I tried it a couple of years ago
and here's my story:
I was working out with free weights at a local YWCA. I had just
began my weight training and was not that familiar with the equipment.
I decided to remove a 25 pound plate from the bar I was using. The
bar was resting on the bench. I didn't realize that removing the
weight would cause a sudden imbalance. Suddenly, the bar flipped
up, and became embedded in the side of my head! Simultaneously,
I dropped the 25 pound plate on my foot, breaking several toes and
causing extensive nerve damage. I fell backwards but I didn't hit
the floor because the bar was impaled in my skull. Ouch, that hurt.
Today, several operations later, I walk with a permanent limp
and have a metal plate embedded in my skull. You can't imagine
how embarrassing it is at airports and libraries going through
metal detectors. (At least I can use refrigerator magnets to leave
messages for myself on my head.) Needless to say, I've given up
weightlifting for ever but I have developed a strong interest
in radio reception.
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| 36.2 | | SUBWAY::DAVIDSON | On a clean disk you can seek forever | Thu Jul 29 1993 20:41 | 33 |
| This note was a reaction to all the "I love sunsets, long walks and giving
backrubs" from the guys in the singles notesfile. This super-macho guy I
invented did attract some interest from the opposite sex. However, this one
almost got me in trouble. Interestingly, it was the men who objected.
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Note 2167.0 Fun SWM (25) looking for fun girls No replies
HIT::SINGLES "Anonymous entry - see note 1.9 for re" 22 lines 29-DEC-1988 21:41
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hey babes!!
I've read a lot of notes in this confrense and I think most of them
are "More sensitive than thou..." cr*p, if you get my drift. Cmon
what is this BS, who cares whats inside, it's what's outside
that counts initially. Right!?
Here's you:
you like good things, don't you?
I know what a lady likes and it ain't too different from one to another,
if you don;t mind me saying. A lady likes to treated good and bad. The
better you treat em, the nicer they think you are. The worse you treat
em, the more they want to see you.
Here's me:
I know what I like and I get it. I used to play basketball and wrestle
in high school (now I like a different type of wrestling, if you get my drift)
and I'm very agressive. I don;t like to take no per say for an answer. I like
my girls pretty, fun, big (I'm 25, 6-3, 185) and not too chatty.
Maybe some of you liberted women probably dont like me already but maybe try
it before you make you're judgements, if you get my drift.
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| 36.3 | | SUBWAY::DAVIDSON | On a clean disk you can seek forever | Thu Jul 29 1993 20:41 | 14 |
| This was posted in the UFOS notesfile.
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Note 21.9 Other Weird Happenings ! 9 of 9
USACSB::DAVIDSON "MSCP Servant" 6 lines 7-JAN-1989 22:23
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I beleive I've been contacted by aliens and whenever I start revealing
certain facts I begin to feel hotter and hotter. I'd like to
expand on this but I already feel a little warm, oh boy I'm starting
to get hot now...The aliens looked like
adsfk;dfgjdfsgjldfjajljfljahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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| 36.4 | | SUBWAY::DAVIDSON | On a clean disk you can seek forever | Thu Jul 29 1993 20:42 | 18 |
| posted in Nudism notesfile
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Note 129.0 The trouble with Harry No replies
USACSB:: 12 lines 7-JAN-1989 22:49
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Does anyone enjoy nudism yet have a close relationship with
someone who does not wish to participate? Due to a tragic
accident of birth, I was born a Siamese twin, connected
at the hip with Harry, my prudish brother. I enjoy nudism
immensely but harry gets violently angry whenever I disrobe
outdoors.
The first time I did so, we had a violent fist fight.
Four black eyes, what a mess.
All suggestion appreciated.
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| 36.5 | | SUBWAY::DAVIDSON | On a clean disk you can seek forever | Thu Jul 29 1993 20:42 | 17 |
| Human relations notesfile
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Note 650.0 Aphrodesiacs I have known No replies
11 lines 8-JAN-1989 14:05
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We all know scientist claim that there is no such thing as
an aphrodesiac. However, my experience tells me just the opposite.
I find if I can get my date to eat food resembling reproductive
organs, they find me irresistable later in the night.
I got my last date to eat a whole container of orange Pez
and she was almost uncontrollable.
What works for you?
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| 36.6 | | VAXWRK::STHILAIRE | you gotta sin to get saved | Fri Jul 30 1993 11:02 | 5 |
| re .0, your words of wisdom will certainly be a great loss to the
noting world. Thanks for sharing.
Bye.
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