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| 1153.1 | SAVE YOUR MONEY! | ABACUS::FORTIN_C | Spacin' Out and Havin' Fun | Mon Aug 19 1996 10:09 | 38 |
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Save your money - this was one lousy movie.
-.1 has the plot down pretty well, it does not get much more involved
than that.
Re: additional plot info:
Incoming
spoiler
The reason Lilith is brought to life in the first place is so
she can kill off people that go to whore-houses and the like. She
is brought back by a Billy-Graham type preacher who wants to rid the
world of all these evil sinners. The preacher has a small "key" that
is the only thing that can control Lilith, so she is under his power.
She ends up gaining control of this "key and then it's up to our
heroes Miller & Eleniak to save the day.
I liked Erika a lot better as Shauni on Baywatch!
Another Spoiler
This one gives away the ending
I was a little supreised at the ending, I should've expected her to be
a vampire also, but I was so un-interested in the story by the end
that I was just praying for the movie to end.
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| 1153.2 | | POLAR::LARABIE | Just my $0.02 and worth every penny | Fri Aug 23 1996 03:19 | 17 |
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Well I bit and went to see this one this past weekend.
I don't know, maybe I have really horrible taste in movies but I didn't
find it as bad as -1 did. I think they were trying to make this one a
little more humorous but at times it came across as kinda lame. I
really didn't enjoy Dennis Miller's performance all that much but I
thought Corey Feldman's stint as the teen brother from Hell was kinda
funny.
Anyways, I popped the first Tales into the VCR yesterday......."Demon
Knight" and I will admit it was by far the better of the two.
Oh well, I guess I just really love bad horror flicks......what can you
do?
Rick
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| 1153.3 | | BRAT::FORTIN_C | Spacin' Out and Havin' Fun | Fri Aug 23 1996 14:42 | 9 |
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Actually, I laughed a few times at some of Dennis Millers comments.
I thought he had a few decent moments, certainly not enough to
save the picture, though.
CF-Who misses Friday the 13th's & Halloweens.
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| 1153.4 | | NEWVAX::BUCHMAN | Neolithic UNIX master | Tue Nov 19 1996 13:03 | 3 |
| 1153.5 | This really sucked!(a little vampire humor:) | HOTLNE::SHIELDS | | Sat Jan 25 1997 22:29 | 23 |
| I caught this on video and it definitely wasn't as good as "Demon
Knights", which isn't saying much.
Other than a few good wisecracks from Dennis Miller and a couple of
decent effects, there isn't really much more to this movie. I got the
feeling watching this that it was just an excuse to have a lot of
nudity, swearing and exploding body parts. In fact the best part of
the movie were the beginning and the end. Why? Because the Crypt
Keeper is really ghoul.... I mean cool.
I recommend "Bordello Of Blood" only if you love Dennis Miller, lots of
gore, foul language, nudity and a weak storyline. Hey, I can deal with
most of that stuff myself (except Miller) but this gets really
ridiculous!
BTW, if you like Chris Sarandon, who is wasted in this film, rent
"Fright Night", for a really fun vampire movie.
* out of ****
Gary S.
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| 1153.6 | It bites alright. | POLAR::TYSICK | Chasing the tail of Dogma | Thu Mar 20 1997 13:14 | 7 |
| <--- Right on the money!
I can't add another thing to Gary S.'s critque.
1.5 outta 5
Jay
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