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Title:Movie Reviews and Discussion
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Created:Thu Jan 28 1993
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1249
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148.0. "Peking Opera Blues" by ESGWST::RDAVIS (Some justice, some peace) Wed Apr 21 1993 19:07

    As a producer, Tsui Hark has been responsible for such recent
    masterpieces as CHINESE GHOST STORY and SWORDSMAN II.  This legendary
    number from 1986 may be the best work he's done as a director.

    Setting: 1911 China. Corruption is rife and revolution is afoot.

    Heroine #1, a golddigging showgirl, is lucky enough to be entertaining
    at the home of a randy high official who hasn't paid his soldiers in
    three months.  Before you can say "Orphans of the Storm", the palace is
    getting raided and our gutsy gal has knocked Geeky Hero cold and
    latched onto a collection of jewelry, which she unfortunately has to
    dump into a passing cart, a cart which is carrying supplies to...

    ... the Peking Opera, home of Heroine #2, the stage-struck daughter of
    the troupe's artistic director.  Unfortunately, at this time no women
    are allowed to act, or even sit in the audience.  This gets both our
    heroines into trouble although those rules don't seem to apply to...

    ... Heroine #3, none other than Brigette "Invincible Asia" Yin, sexy as
    hell in a boyish 'do and a male military school outfit, just back from
    some Westernizing education to the bosom of her father the rakish
    General, where she plays the part of viper since she's been
    _liberalized_ as well and is now in cohoots with Cool Hero to destroy
    the current government and bring about democracy (remember, the
    password is "Peking Duck").

    Well, where should Heroine #1 hide in a pinch but in the trunk of
    Heroine #3's motorcar?  And where should the Cool Hero dodge bullets
    except in Heroine #2's bedroom?  And what should Heroine #2 do with the
    jewelry but mistakenly give it to the chief female impersonator when
    he's running away from the Stalin-moustached head of the Ticketing
    Police (I didn't really understand the Ticketing Police but they play
    pretty much the same part as Christopher Lloyd did in "Roger Rabbit")?
    And what should Geek Hero do but fall in love with Heroine #1?  And how
    can they get the General's secret documents after the laxative plan
    backfires?  And what's the point except to keep stunts, jokes, angst,
    songs, dances, romance, intrigue, and violence flying about 100 ways at
    once for about 100 minutes?

    Ray
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148.1Tsui Hark rulesKOLFAX::WIEGLEBWho is 'The Loneliest Monk'?Wed Apr 21 1993 19:3218
    Agreed.  This one is well worth checking out.  I actually liked it
    much better than "Swordsman II" - sacrilege, I know.
    
    Some great action sequences including the rooftop-chase finale.
    
    I couldn't quite figure out who the Ticketing Office were either.  On
    their first appearance I though they were just really ornery box-office
    managers, but they seem some be somewhere between the Mafia and the
    KGB.
    
    Ray, I hope you got a chance to stay through "Once Upon a Time in China
    II" as well.  That one is even more fun than any of the others.
    
    Another Tsui Hark film will be in the Bay Area with a showing of 
    "Zu: mumble-mumble of the Magic Mountain", which I absolutely intend to
    see.
    
    - Dave
148.2DSSDEV::RUSTThu Apr 22 1993 12:284
    Sounds like a must-see; I _loved_ "Swordsman II". [Does "Opera" have as
    catchy a tune as the "<mumble-something> Heroes" number?]
    
    -b
148.3ESGWST::RDAVISSome justice, some peaceThu Apr 22 1993 12:5917
    No, the PEKING OPERA music is more traditional than that catchy "Hero
    of Heroes" ("Who is the hero of heroes?") number.
    
    SWORDSMAN II remains my favorite of the movies you mentioned, Dave,
    although I can see how viewers who rank fast-moving complicated
    plots over lunatic melodrama might prefer PEKING OPERA BLUES.
    
    But ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA II left me cool.  Too slow, too
    one-dimensional, and the female lead (apologies for forgetting her
    name), who was great as the tragic Chief in SWORDSMAN II, got stuck
    with a demeaning "Indiana Jones"-style part in this one.  The fight
    scenes were good but not enough to carry the movie for me.  Mostly it
    felt clunky, with scenes just pinned on willy-nilly like "Kiss Me I'm
    Buddhist" buttons, whereas the other two move more assuredly through
    their variety of moods, camerawork, and pacing.
    
    Ray
148.4Part IIIs22708::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksSat Apr 24 1993 13:5226
    Ray/Dave
    
    Just an update - watch out for ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA II and
    Swordsman III!  They were released a couple of months ago during the
    Chinese New Year.
    
    Saw OUATIC III which again was full of action sequences - this time
    lion dance.  It was amazing!  The balancing act was incredible.  Watch
    out for the fight sequence at the inn with oil on the floor!  The
    romantic parts were expanded.
    
    Swordsman III was boring.  Some of the scenes - Invincible Asia and
    cannon balls were stupid.  I believed that this movie bombed.
    
    The chief in Swordsman II is Joey Wong.  She's cute isn't she?  She is
    also in III.
    
    Jet Li was once a champion of China in kung-fu.  He shot into
    prominence in a movie call ShaoLin Temple.  I know there are hundreds
    of movie with that title.  The one he was in featured all kind of
    styles of fighting.  I would say that the movie was released between
    1980-84  His lateste movie is about another Chinese legendary hero -
    "Fung Say Yuk".  Watch out for more actions.
    
    Rgds
    Rob
148.5Thanks for the information, RobESGWST::RDAVISSome justice, some peaceMon Apr 26 1993 13:4419
    I saw SWORDSMAN III when it played in Chinatown a month or two ago. 
    Its official name was something like RED EAST, since the Swordsman
    didn't appear.  I agree, a real waste of time.  The only character
    brought over from the second movie was Invincible Asia -- and she was a
    character who'd died!  One cool line. though, when she was lording it
    over the Spanish galleon and its priest: "Now you must call me...
    INVINCIBLE-ASIA-AND-EUROPE!"
    
    Thanks for the Joey Wong tipoff.  Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby.
    
    In other "Hong Kong movies not quite amazing enough to support their
    own topic" news:  Those of you who are particularly fond of the
    pseudo-historical-magic-buddhist-sword-kung-fu subgenre might enjoy the
    recent EAGLE-FIGHTING HEROES, a broad parody along the lines of
    AIRPLANE!, NAKED GUN, or early Mel Brooks.  Lots of great HK actors
    goofin', and at least one line which will live forever: "Ha ha ha ha!
    The only thing which could possibly save you now is a deus ex machina!"
    
    Ray
148.6Loves the boot ...22609::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksTue May 04 1993 06:338
    Yes - the Eagles - don't you love the part where the martial artist
    came out from years of training only to be killed by a flying
    jet-boot?
    
    There is another one - Master Wong vs Master Wong which is a spoof of
    the Once Upon A Time in China series!
    
    Rob
148.7An OK adaptation of "Some Like It Hot"'s last line, tooESGWST::RDAVISSome justice, some peaceTue May 04 1993 13:369
    The flying boot (an innovation from the Mysterious West) was very nice.
    
    I also loved the "instinctive" martial art defense against someone
    attacking you from behind: you stick your hand in the attacker's mouth,
    flip him over your shoulder, then, before centrifugal force lessens
    enough to let the poor guy fall to the ground, whirl him around your
    head a couple of times.
    
    Ray
148.8Spoofs and classic ..22609::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksThu May 06 1993 11:3022
    Unfortunately, the latest trend is to spoof kung-fu sword fighting
    movies.  Some of the 'real' ones are laughable esp Invincible Asia. 
    Master Wong Vs Master Wong and the Eagles are just two.
    
    One more spoof - Legend of the Liquid Sword - has just been released. 
    The previous movie was good and they even made it into two video
    serials.
    
    The Swordsman is based on an 83-part sowrd-fighting epic by Louis Cha. 
    Another good writer is Ku Loong and Chin Yung who wrote master pieces
    like Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre with characters like the beggar's
    clan, female monks, Amazons, etc/  Louis created the Moon Sect, Wah
    Mountain, etc
    
    Guess what - Sun Star Software has released the Swordsman PC game!  It
    has all the characters and follow the book closely.  Yes - even Elder
    Fong, Splitting Sword Stance, Wavering Sword, etc are in the game.
    
    More on the sword-fighting genre.  Anyone seen the father of them all -
    Jimmy Wang Yu in the One Armed Sowrdsman?
    
    Till then ... 
148.9some questions9881::CHANWONGWed Jul 07 1993 14:2839
    
    I couldn't resist an entry...
    
    a few back regarding Joey Wong...I beg to differ...she was only in the
    Swordman III! The one you are thinking of which is in Swordsman II as
    well as Once Upon A Time in China (which I assume is about Master Wong
    Fay Hung) is someone else...don't know her English name but her last
    name is Kwan...she has amazingly big eyes!
    
    What I wonder is if any of you who love Swordsman II so much seen
    Swordsman I? all of the actors/actresses were different in I than II
    except for the sun/moon woman chief's sidekick.  If you get a chance
    see that one because I is much better than II (IMHO).  The lead is
    played by Sam Hui rather than Li.  As for III it was a joke..I couldn't
    believe that Hark would allow such a failure.
    
    Since I don't know thw English names of the movies can you give me a
    general background and plot for the Eagles movie? I cannot figure out
    what that one is.
    
    BTW where do you guys get to see these movies?  are you located in CA?
    also are the movies dubbed in English or sub-titled? 
    
    BTW .0 identifies "Invicible Asia" actress as Brigette Yin was that her
    name in the movie? because as far as I know "Lin Ching Hsia" does not
    have an English name...the actresses last name in Lam but Lin if using
    madarin pronounciation. Heroine #1 is Cheri Chung, number #2 is Sally
    Yeh who is a singer first then an actress.
    
    The reason for all these swords-fighting, kung-fu period films is
    because that is currently the market in HK.  Now they are filming lots
    of Cha's novels because they are running out of fresh ideas...but
    certainly Hark probably brought on the fever with Swordman I.  
    
    It is interesting to note that many Americans know quite alot about HK
    film-makers.  Particularly Hark and John Woo.  People repsonding to
    this note particularly appear to see more recent films than I!
    Unfortunately in Boston the only theater is no longer that great a deal
    so we have to wait for videos.  
148.10Legend of Liquid Sword9881::CHANWONGWed Jul 07 1993 14:312
    also can you give overview of Legend og Liquid Sword and who the stars
    are?
148.11Update - Once Upon a Time in China IV22708::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksMon Jul 12 1993 14:1123
    Chan
    
    Ray and Dave are in CA, I believe.
    
    I am in Malaysia so I get the latest.  IA III heroine is Bridgette Lin
    Chin Hsia - she has a Christian name!
    
    Did not get the chance to see Liquid Sword.
    
    Will keep you posted on the latest.
    
    There is a spilt in the Tsui Hark-Jet Li.  Li did one called the Last
    Hero in China (directed by Wang Chin of the Chan Sau Chi-acted series). 
    It was not as high a std as OUATIC 1,2,3 although he uses the Fay-hong
    character.  Tsui has since picked up an unknown to star in OUATIC 4.
    
    There is also movie - Iron Monkey - that based on Fay-hong as a boy. 
    Fantastic kung-fu.  Fay-hong's dad is played by the baddie (court
    officer) in OUATIC 2.  The other male lead is a new guy.  The female is
    is a real beauty which I have never seen before.  The martial arts
    director is Woo See Yeun of Jackie Chan-early movies fame.
    
    RLim
148.12thanks9881::CHANWONGMon Jul 19 1993 17:267
    
    I did not realize that Lin had such a pretty English name! it certainly
    fits her very well.
    
    I'd loved to hear more about good movies you and the other people have
    seen.  I am very envious that there is no good way for me to get at the
    movies.
148.13Hong Kong Film festival at Boston's Museum ine ArtsVAXWRK::TCHENWeimin Tchen VAXworks 223-6004 MSO1Fri Aug 27 1993 13:4529
    .9> Unfortunately in Boston the only theater is no longer that great a
    deal so we have to wait for videos.
    
    I believe that Boston's Museuam of Fine Arts has a Hong Kong Film
    festival in Aug - e.g. showing Swordsman I this Fri at 5:45 & Pushing
    Hands (a tai-Chi master come to live w/ his daughter's family in the US)
    on Saturday. Perhaps I go when my son is older. :-{
    
    I used to see imperial-period kung-fu movies in New York's Chinatown 10
    years ago (I didn't like Hong Kong stories of gangsters & gambling).
    The sentimental family emotions of love & revenge, and the themes of
    resisting the Manchu's & Mongols appeal to me. I recall that mainland
    China produced a film ~12 years ago on role of the Shaolin fighting
    monks in the founding of the Tang dynasty - excellent martial arts but
    the charater development could be improved.
    
    Some Japanese films like Harakiri seem to take a much more serious 
    approach with themes of a warrior resisting the overwhelming forces of
    authority for the sake of his family. In Harakiri, a retired samurai
    takes up arms again to avenge the death & inhumane treatment that
    an important clan subjected his son's family to. Even though the
    retired samurai is rusty, his experience & spirit enable him to defeat
    his arrogant opponents till he dies at his own hand. Nobility in defeat
    even though the clan has the connections to wipe out public knowledge
    of the incident.
    
    The old low-budget Hong Kong movies often seem to be just a stage for
    martial exhibitions. I have seen the one's mentioned here, but perhaps
    more care is being taken w/ their plots.
148.14DSSDEV::RUSTMon Mar 28 1994 10:4338
    I finally got to see "Peking Opera Blues" (I gave up trying to catch it
    at a film festival and rented-by-mail from Facets); what a blast! (I
    don't know whether I like it better than "Swordsman II" or not, but
    they're sufficiently different for me to just call 'em each "best of
    breed".) It's a rollicking good time all the way through, and not a
    slow moment [possibly a disadvantage for theater owners who prefer
    movies that include popcorn breaks]. 
    
    One of the features I found especially amusing was that, while there
    were a large number of cross-dressing characters, not a single one of
    them ever seemed to fool anybody, even when their lives apparently
    depended on the success of the impersonation. (Young revolutionary
    woman dressed - *very* dashingly - as man is addressed as "Miss" by
    everybody, so unless the subtitle translators screwed up, even the
    people who didn't notice at first would get the message after hearing
    that. But it never seemed to bother anybody. [She really was appealing
    - something between a young, slim Oscar Wilde type and k. d. lang, only
    with finer features and a devastating "stern glance".])
    
    I also got a kick out of the Act I subplot in which the local Mafia
    chieftain got a crush on the leading "actress" (male) of the opera,
    sent him presents and asked - nay, demanded - to marry him. Somebody
    ventured to inform the gangster that this was a man, and the gangster
    just grinned and nodded (I told you, the cross-dressing never fooled
    anybody) - and poor Fa (the "actress") fainted on the spot... 
    
    Too many ticklesome things happened for me to remember them all, but
    one of my favorite scenes involved the meeting of the three women.
    After considerable running, hiding, fighting, bribery, attempted
    blackmail, and mutual rescuing had taken place, the dashing
    revolutionary, tall and slender in her black uniform and cape, threw an
    arm around each of the others (who were wearing identical lacy white
    opera costumes and were shivering in the snowy street) and said, "Let's
    go have a drink."
    
    Definitely recommended; this one's worth going out of your way for.
    
    -b
148.15Wudda curmudgeon!EDABOT::RDAVISSimile: God like youMon Mar 28 1994 20:2611
>    revolutionary, tall and slender in her black uniform and cape, threw an
>    arm around each of the others (who were wearing identical lacy white
>    opera costumes and were shivering in the snowy street) and said, "Let's
>    go have a drink."
    
    Lisa Gassaway made a sour face over the soundtrack song accompanying
    this scene.  She was even unmoved by the pajama party which immediately
    followed.  Unlike red-blooded types like myself and Brigitte Lin's
    father the General.
    
    Ray
148.16Rosemund Kwan I Ling22609::ROBERTLIMrock round the locksTue May 03 1994 06:3211
    Hi
    
    Apologies for the error in .4 which was correctly pointed out in .9
    The actress is Rosemund Kwan who is the "aunty" of Wong Fei Hong
    series.  She has starred recently in many action movies altho she
    started off as the "sweet-heart bring home to mommy"-type.
    
    Dad is a famous character, male lead actor Kwan Sun.
    
    Rgds
    Robert
148.17OUATIC V22609::ROBERTLIMSun Jun 05 1994 08:516
    It is now OUATIC V - Wong Fei Hong even uses guns to fight with
    pirates.  Background is the Chinese Civil War (or Warlord Wars).
    
    Getting boring.
    
    Robert
148.18PCBUOA::BELLOWSFri Aug 11 1995 13:581
    I believe it's Bridgit Lin, not Yin.