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Title:A list of All the BABYNAMES (shadow copy)
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Created:Tue Feb 13 1996
Last Modified:Fri May 30 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:996
Total number of notes:7139

331.0. "Least Favorite Names for Girls" by APEHUB::STHILAIRE (you don't move me) Thu Jan 05 1989 15:51

    Thinking of names that I like, led me to think of names that I have
    always *not* liked.  Following is a list of girl's names that
    I find particularly homely or unappealing, and can't imagine why
    anyone would want to name a little baby.  (Hope nobody who might
    have one of these names is offended!)
    
    What names do others think are especially icky?  Do you agree with
    my list?
    
    Least Liked Names For Girls
    ---------------------------
    
    Beulah
    Hortense
    Maud
    Sadie
    Beatrice
    Bertha
    Mildred
    Gladys
    Shirley
    Hulda
    Griselda  (what a joke)
    Florence
    Evelyn
    Ruth
    
    
    
    Lorna (this is *my* name - not part of the list!)
    
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331.1Here's some moreCAM::MAZURFri Jan 06 1989 08:039
re: .0
    
    How about  :
                 Bertha
                 Agatha
                 Fannie
                 Mona
                 Matilda
                 Wilhelmina
331.2WE AREN'T ALL FORTUNATEESOCTS::THIBODEAUFri Jan 06 1989 08:4249
    By the way, my name is Mona, and I often get complimented on my
    name (Lord only knows why).
    
    I did however, ask my mother what kind of drugs she was on 
    at the time she chose it. Didn't she ever figure I'd have
    a blind date some day, and the guy would say, "I'm going
    out with a Mona? I can just imagine......"
    
    
    Ugly Female Names
    -----------------
    Lucille
    Cecile
    Betty
    Deidre
    Martha
    Marlene
    Dorothy
    Dottie
    Edith
    Ethel
    Noreen
    Rhonda
    Norma
    Claudette 
    Gertrude
    
    Men's
    ------
    Clarence
    Dexter
    Willard
    Marvin
    Alfred
    Roland
    Albert
    Duane
    Gerald
    Edgar
    Arthur
    Howard
    Charles, Chuck, Charlie (Oh please---)
    Oscar
    Archibald
    Herman
    Harvey 
    Oscar
    
    
331.3Aggir Finula PenuchePARITY::STACIECult of PersonalityFri Jan 06 1989 12:1514
    Re. Agatha or "Aggie"
    
    When I was little (about 6) , my mother and aunt used to tease me 
    about my love for wierd clothes and jewelry.  They told me my mother
    was a gypsy that lived down the Cape named Finula Penuche and 
    that she left me in a basket on the doorstep.  They also told me 
    that my real name was Aggie Finula Penuche, but they just called 
    me Stacie for now until my mother came back to get me.
    
    Whenever they were together, they used to tease me and say they
    had to start calling me Aggie again so that I'd be used to it.
    I'd get SO upset.
    
    Stacie 
331.4PHOEBECAM::MAZURFri Jan 06 1989 12:192
    Phoebe is pretty bad too.
    
331.5APEHUB::STHILAIREDon't Take It So HardFri Jan 06 1989 12:4854
    I agree with Fanny, Ethel and *Gertrude* (Gertie!), one of my all-time
    least favorite names for a girl (how did I forget it on my list!)
    
    I also remembered:
    
    Hattie
    Etta
    Eunice
    Brunhilde (that's getting really bad, by American ideas of names
                anyway)
    
    
    Creepy First Names for Men to have:
    
    Ichabod
    Ebenezer
    Floyd
    Clyde
    Dwayne
    Irving
    Rudolph
    Reuben
    Roland
    Harold
    Henry
    Herman
    Hubert
    Chester (I *hate* this name!)
    Walter ( ditto)
    Gus
    Felix
    Wilbur
    Adolf  (I read once that since Hitler it was determined on some
            survey to be the most hated first name for a man in the
            world) :-)
    Leroy
    
    
    
    In regard to the name Mona:
    
    If I had never known a certain person by this name I would probably
    associate it with the Mona Lisa, and wouldn't think it was too bad
    for a name.  But, unfortunately, there was a particularly *nasty*
    little girl in my grade school named Mona.  She was the only Mona
    I knew for years and the name always makes me think of her.  She
    was the type of kid who makes fun of other kids clothes or fat kids
    or unpopular kids, and starts fights and starts rumors and an all
    around rotten person by the time she was 8 yrs. old!!!  Associations
    like that can sometimes ruin names for people.  :-)
    
    Lorna
    
    
331.6Mona LisaCAM::MAZURFri Jan 06 1989 14:493
    One of my wife's best friends is named Mona Lisa Zych.  Mona is
    a nice person ( she goes by Lisa ) however I still don't like the
    name.
331.7A couple more for men...APEHUB::STHILAIREDon't Take It So HardMon Jan 09 1989 09:247
    Ralph
    Rodney
    Eldon
    Alvin
    Jed
    Jethro
    
331.8FSHQA2::CGIUNTATue Jan 10 1989 11:106
    I agree about Agatha.  I just can't stand that name, but, believe
    it or not, it is my mother's favorite name.  Thank goodness my father
    had sense enough to not let her name me Agatha.  All I can think
    of are cows (my brother had a cow named Aggie).
    
    Cathy
331.9tag namesRAINBW::FANEUFTue Jan 10 1989 11:3913
    My name is Mary Anne and I have never been very fond of it.  I hate
    compouned names like:
    
    Mary Ellen
    Mary Jane
    BethAnn
    Mary Jo
    Jo Ann
    Mary Beth
    
    John Boy
    Jimmy Joe
    
331.10APEHUB::STHILAIREDon't Take It So HardTue Jan 10 1989 11:5512
    2 more for boys names:
    
    Homer
    Horace
    
    I agree about the 2 part names such as: Billy Bob, Jimmy Lee, etc.  (It's
    difficult to imagine someone with a name like that could be very
    intelligent!  Even tho they might be a genius, the prejudice would
    be there. )
    
    Lorna
    
331.11VLNVAX::OSTIGUYWed Jan 11 1989 14:252
    In my family, I have an Aunt Olive    I don't really like it.
    
331.12MORE NAMESCGVAX2::GALPINWed Jan 11 1989 16:4012
         JANE IS AT THE TOP OF MY LIST.  I HAD A ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE
    WITH THAT NAME AND SHE ACTED LIKE A PLAIN JANE.
    
         OTHER NAMES- MARGARET
                      KRISTIN
                      BEVERLY
                      RACHEL
    
         FOR MEN- LUKE
                  JOHN
                  RAYMOND
                  
331.13HUH???????????LDP::CORCORANFri Jan 13 1989 13:5910
    	I like the names Kristin and Rachel, in fact, I was thinking
   	of naming my 1st girl Rachel.   Is there anyone out there that
    	dislikes it?
    
    	Kristin and Rachel don't even fit in the same category as the
    	others mentioned (ie; Ethel, Beatrice, Florence, Hortance, Edith,
    	etc.).
    
    	
331.14BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDERCGVAX2::GALPINWed Jan 18 1989 09:5710
         RE: .13
    
         THE PURPOSE OF THIS TOPIC (331) WAS FOR PEOPLE TO INDICATE
    NAMES THAT THEY DID NOT LIKE PERSONALLY.  SO, WHAT YOU MAY LIKE
    AND WHAT I LIKE MAY BE DIFFERENT.  IN FACT, I BET THERE IS AN ETHEL,
    BEATRICE, ETC OUT THERE IN DIGITAL THAT WILL DEFEND THEIR NAME AS
    BEING NICE.
    
         LET'S NOT CRITICIZE OTHER PEOPLE'S LIST.
    
331.15APEHUB::STHILAIREI wouldn't say *trashy* Lucille!Wed Jan 18 1989 13:3011
    and I have 2 more names to add....
    
    Waldo & Thelma
    
    
    Also, I recognize that in other cultures (languages) etc., names
    that would seem ludicrous to Americans may be very common.  But,
    I do think that Jesus is an unfortunate choice in a first name.
    
    Lorna
    
331.16APEHUB::STHILAIRERemember, neatness countsFri Jan 20 1989 15:448
    3 more for the men's list:
    
    Barney (sounds like a loser)
    Butch  (sounds low class)
    Earl   (sounds like a weirdo)
    
    Lorna
    
331.17Some people...USIV02::CSR209remote nude is unknownThu Feb 09 1989 16:5810
    THERE IS JUST NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!
    
    I happen to like many of the names on your " dislike" list.
    
    And, since good taste is my taste,
    
    YOU'RE WRONG!
          
    -Elmo Ebenezer Adolf Bumpus
    
331.18My FavesATLAST::ANDERSONGive me a U, give me a T...Mon Feb 13 1989 22:0914
	When I have kids, I've already decided to name them:

	o  Girls -- Mercedes, Portia ... couldn't think of any
	   other car names.  I'm also very partial to Dorchas
	   (Greek: gazelle) -- maybe I'll just use it as a middle
	   name

	o  Boys -- anything along the lines of Hilary, Leslie,
	   Beverly, Shirley (all of which started out as male
	   names)
	
	Gosh, I just can't wait.

		-- Cliff
331.19Just in the familyHAVOC::KENDRICKMon Feb 20 1989 13:4524
    I have some names just in my own family that I would never think
    of naming my kids, for instance:
    
    GIRLS:
    
    Henrietta
    Isabelle
    Pauline
    Antoinette
    Myrtle
    Francease
    
    BOYS:
    
    Basil
    Albert
    Francis
    Floyd
    
    
    So much for family names.
    
    Barbara
    
331.20one moreRAINBW::FANEUFMon Feb 20 1989 14:492
    Let's not forget EDNA!  Where did that ever come from ?
    
331.21CEADSS::KORDOSKYTue Feb 21 1989 07:122
    My Grandmother's name is Myrl and I don't like that one either.
    
331.22APEHUB::STHILAIREMaybe tomorrow, maybe someday...Wed Feb 22 1989 10:184
    Re .17, Sorry Elmo!  No offense taken I hope!
    
    Lorna
    
331.23more names to add to the heapMPGS::KELLEYPFri Mar 24 1989 18:5410
    
    
    How about Hector, Horace, Herbert, Humphry, Harold.  I detest the
    name Jennifer because of a girl in high school.  Girl's names
    most detested by me are: Grace, Francis, Helen, Joseline, Elsie
    Chelsea,Victoria, Esmarelda
    
    (excuse the spelling it's Friday)
    
    Patti
331.24Another Aggie StorySKIWVA::FSCNOWed Mar 29 1989 10:2215
My best friend in school had a stepmother named Agatha.  We nicknamed
    her "Dead-Eye Aggie" because of propensity to shoot out the window
    over the heads of rowdy teenagers partying on the back of their
    property. I have always despised that name since knowing "Dead-Eye".
    
    Some other dislikes:
    
    Mildred 
    Sharon
    Bertha
    Martha
    
    P.S.  My little girl's name is Rachel Elizabeth.
    
    Cindy
331.25Yuck! and double yuck!SKIWVA::FSCNOWed Apr 05 1989 10:5820
    How about this one for men?  My father-in-law's name is Luther Basil.
    Can you believe that when I was pregnant my husband suggested we
    name the baby after him?  Yuck!!!  Also more dorky men's names...
    
    Abner
    Albert
    Alfred
    Bernard
    Lamar
    Newton
    
    Womens...
    
    Agnes
    Loretta
    Lenore
    Enid (can you imagine?)
    Chloris
    Florence
    
331.26Maybe it's the drugs given during laborCADSE::SPRIGGSDarlene..Making Music ALL THE TIME!Thu Apr 06 1989 12:3622
    From the Family Tree:
    Willie Mae
    Sadie
    Polly
    Gearl
    
    Other Associates:
    Lucy
    Dorcas
    Corliss
    Sophia (usually called Sophi)
    Dora
    Jonell
    
    Though this note is for girls names, other mail associates:
    Cuthbert
    Gilbert
    Rudell
    Alberdeen
    
    Parents can be so cruel.
    
331.27Here's mine!STEREO::FAHELAmalthea, the Silver UnicornWed Aug 09 1989 08:1334
    Girls names that I would NEVER name my child
    
    	Elsie (my mother's middle name)
    	Megan
    	Sally
    	Hortense
    	Ophelia
    	
    
    Boys names that I would NEVER name my child
    
    	Herman (my father's middle name)
    	Gus
    	Taylor
    	Harry/Harold
    	Dick/Rich (Richard is OK, Rick is OK)
    
    Here is a funny but true name story:
    
    My mother worked in an office area.  Whenever a call came in, she
    would have to say the person's full name over the intercom.  One
    person who worked there was a Mrs. Rass.  
    
    Her first name...
    
    	... Ophelia.
    
    Another name I am not overly fond of is my father-in-law's name.
    I love the man dearly, but I will never name a child after him.
    I can't pronounce it!
    	
    	Bonifacio (people call him Bud.)
    
    K.C. Fahel
331.28A good association helpsASABET::K_HAMILTONKaren Hamilton - Activist!Mon Oct 09 1989 09:5910
    My aunt's name is 'Beulah' and when she asked her mother why, it seems
    she was named after a favorite hymn, 'Living in Beulah Land.'  After 
    knowing that it wasn't so bad.
    
    An English teacher I had in school was named 'Norma' after her father's
    love of opera.  But when she was being baptized, the priest wouldn't
    accept it because it was a 'pagan' name.  She was baptized something
    else (can't remember) but was always called 'Norma.'  She was a lovely
    person so I've always loved that name.
     
331.29Helen...19366::WATSONFri Jun 15 1990 09:345
    Personally, I've never liked the names Helen, Deborah, or Nancy, but
    since I knew a few people by those names that I never liked, I think
    that influenced my taste.
    
    I'm also bored with the trendy names of Jennifer, Ashley, and Nicole.
331.30OOOHHH!!!19119::JANDROWFri Sep 13 1991 15:2611
    
    I have always disliked RACHEL.  It means female sheep in Hebrew!!
    Other names without an interest:
     	FRAN      		       	DICK	
    	PENNY                           GEORGE
    	CARLA                           MILES
    	IDA                             BRUCE
    	SYLVIA                          NORMAN
    	BERNADETTE                      LUKE
    	JUSTINE(A)                      
    
331.31Yuck.SWAM1::THOMPSOND_SHFri Jan 24 1992 18:171
    I hate the name Kimberly.  
331.32Spell it right!SELL1::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornMon Jan 27 1992 09:325
    I hate wierd spellings for names.  For instance, I almost choked when,
    in TV GUIDE I saw the name "Aeryk" (Eric).  Then there's my nephew
    Aric.  And there there's "Khrystyne".
    
    K.C.
331.33PCOJCT::REISGod is my refugeThu Jan 30 1992 11:045
    
    I agree with the last one re: spelling. My nephew's wife spelled
    their daughters name Knichole!!!!
    
    Trudy
331.34SpellingsRTOEU::KRICKSKim Ricks - M�nchen, GermanyWed Feb 05 1992 08:379
    I agree with the last two response re: spellings.  Some spellings are so
    ridiculous, it is almost like a poorly educated/illiterate person
    named the child and thats what they came up with. 
    
    Just my opinion...
    
    Kimberly 
    
            
331.35Oh, come ON now, folks!SELL3::FAHELAmalthea Celebras/Silver UnicornWed Feb 05 1992 08:487
    I know this topic is "least fave GIRLS' names", but since we're on the
    subject, I found yet another wierd spelled name (TV GUIDE is getting to
    be a great source of these):
    
    Jaimz - for James.
    
    K.C.
331.36PEKING::SMITHS2The Pregnant Pink Pedaller!!Tue Jun 29 1993 11:136
    
    On the subject of not-very-flattering names, my step-dad's middle name
    is Wellington!  
    
    Sam