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Title: | Arcana Caelestia |
Notice: | Directory listings are in topic 2 |
Moderator: | NETRIX::thomas |
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Created: | Thu Dec 08 1983 |
Last Modified: | Thu Jun 05 1997 |
Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
Number of topics: | 1300 |
Total number of notes: | 18728 |
961.0. "Moon 44" by RGB::REDFORD () Fri Mar 01 1991 19:06
The things I do because of fandom. This movie had excellent
production, but the worst writing, acting, and plot that I've
seen in long time. I've been impressed by a lot of German
movies, but not when they try to do American pulp.
"Moon 44" is set in 2038, where "Multi-national corporations rule the
universe". Galactic Mining Corporation has been losing its
mining outposts to raids from Pirite Corp. The managers suspect
sabotage, and so send one of their agents (Michael Biehn) out to
investigate. He goes in undercover along with a gang of
prisoners who are to be trained as pilots for the defense of the
station. The pilots fly little helicopters through the canyons
of the planet, and need navigators to get them through safely.
For some reason, the navigators are all teenage boys. What with
the heavily-muscled prisoners and the fresh-faced boys, there's
much opportunity for homosexual byplay. For some self-hating
reason, the worst of the prisoners has a German accent.
Naturally there's intrigue on-board the station, hero-worship by
the boys, and space battles.
The movie is full of "Star Wars" and "Blade Runner" rip offs, but
at least the sets are well-done. Unfortunately, the dialogue is
painfully bad, perhaps because of translation, and the characters
are as cliched as the lumpy spaceships they fly around in. It's
out now on video, but you can save your two bucks.
/jlr
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961.1 | I'm with you on this one! | SIOG::CRIPPEN | | Thu Mar 07 1991 08:19 | 8 |
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I got this at the video store a few weeks ago because I couldn't find
anything else that looked interesting, hadn't seen already, etc. I
agree with your review. It was pretty bad. I'd say it rates along
side YOR and Ice Pirates. Not worth the effort it took to watch it all
the way through. I kept hoping it would get better.
Stu
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961.2 | a real zero | DELREY::MEUSE_DA | | Thu Mar 07 1991 18:41 | 5 |
| This movie really sucked as Bart would say.
Sad part is, each time I went to rent it..it was out. When I did get
it..what a letdown.
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961.3 | I almost forgot this one | HELIX::KALLIS | Pumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift | Wed Mar 04 1992 16:15 | 10 |
| This is a perfect example of the difference between "science fiction" and
"Sci-Fi." There is no understanding of the makeup of a solar system, much less
"the universe." There is little understanding of geophysics (or, given that
it's a moon, selenophysics). If Pyrites has such a "genital hold" on Galactic
Mining, the long, involved, fifth-columnlike aqctivity of the one staffer would
have been unnecessary.
But lotsa action -- hey; it's only a movie, right?
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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