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Title:Arcana Caelestia
Notice:Directory listings are in topic 2
Moderator:NETRIX::thomas
Created:Thu Dec 08 1983
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1300
Total number of notes:18728

296.0. "Hitchhiker's Guide" by OFFPLS::DUPONT1 () Fri Dec 27 1985 10:31

At the risk of opening a can of worms, does anyone have the full 'Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Net' laying around?  The notesfile on NEWTON is no more, so those
of us who came into all of this within the last year are kind of in limbo...

Please reply here or send mail to CHOVAX::EROS

Thanks,

Tony Eros
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296.1THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT!EDEN::KLAESIt obstructs my view of Venus!Wed Jun 04 1986 18:003
    	Why don't you start a newe one right here?
    	Larry
    
296.18MTV::FOLEYI'm Frey'dMon Jun 30 1986 09:1220
Hi,

	Mr. Moderator here.. As much as I try not to interfere in
	this conference (It's one of my favourites too), I have to
	say something here.. 

	If I'm not mistaken, this whole HHGttN series is available
	somewhere on the Easynet and has been for some time. Wouldn't
	it be easier to just leave a pointer to that rather than duplicating
	it here? After all, disk space on the ICO cluster is not
	infinate. I'd appreciate it if people would remember that..
	This conference is already up to 9200 blocks..

	(I hope I'm not sounding like a hardass or anything.. That's
	not my intention..)

	Thanks for your time (and all the fish) and I will now 
	return control of your set to you.

						mike
296.19Inserted and removed beforeDELNI::CANTORDave CantorWed Jul 23 1986 14:474
      See notes 83 and 107
      
      Dave C.
      former moderator
296.20WHERE IS HGTTN NOW?!25725::KLAESAvoid a granfalloon.Thu Sep 11 1986 11:076
    	Since Note NEWTON::HGTTN no longer exists - and the SF moderator
    says HGTTN is still somewhere out there, does anyone know exactly
    WHERE it is?  An answer would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
    
    	Larry
    
296.21QUOTES FOR ALL!EDEN::KLAESAvoid a granfalloon.Tue Sep 16 1986 15:2994
From:	COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert  15-Sep-1986 1654" 15-SEP-1986 23:06
To:	@DESPERADO
Subj:	Desperado #1138: All the news that fits, we print

 @.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$@.>$

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      BUTTON PROGRAM, BUTTON PROGRAM, WHO'S GOT THE BUTTON PROGRAM?

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From:	OLORIN::MITTON "Dave Mitton"
To:	BOOKIE::NEILSEN
Subj:	More button quotes than you could ever need.  Now in program form!

Spurred on by the most recent issue of Desperado,  I thought I'd send
in a copy of a program that prints out sayings once every time you run it.
This is generally know in Arpanet circles as a Cookie program, as in the
sayings you get from Chinese fortune cookies.  This is the kind of program
to run in your LOGIN file.

Well after much suggesting from me, Cathy Bence had the fortitude to type
in most of Nancy Lebowitz's huge button catalogue.  She made it into a
simple text array in the program.  The more technically inclined, do this
with a data file, but what the heck.

I should explain a little about the Button Catalog,  Nancy sells buttons
and Science Fiction conventions.  The material is drawn from the suggestions
of the people (she makes custom buttons to order)  and often some buttons
lead to others.  The subject matter is drawn from SF, Fantasy, D&D, Gaming,
Films, and other obvious misc subjects.

The programs are in
	{OLORIN/BEORN/BERGIL}::MSDOS_PROJ:[MSDOSNET.PUBLIC]BUTTON.*

Use either
	DEFINE LNK$LIBRARY SYS$SYSTEM:VAXCRTL.OLB
or
	LINK BUTTON /USERLIB=SYS$SYSTEM:VAXCRTL.OLB

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IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS OR QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS PROGRAM, DON'T ASK ME, 
I only work here.

BERGIL::MITTON's original message included hundreds of lines of C program, 
and I duly extracted it, edited out a few of the dozens of typos (sorry, 
Cathy, I calls 'em as I sees 'em), compiled it and ran it. And ran it, 
and ran it, and ran it again. Addictive as M&Ms, it is. Here's a random 
sampling, featuring my favorites from the four-part Hitchhiker trilogy, 
the only science fiction I've ever read and enjoyed. (Take that discussion 
to Science Fiction Lovers!)

"Don't sweat it, it's only ones and zeros.",
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock.",
"All snakes that wish to remain in Ireland, please raise their right hands.
	 Saint Patrick",
"An aptly thrown cup and saucer is cheaper than any other form of therapy.",
"I don't know.  I'm making this up as I go along.",
"Rugby players eat their dead.",
"One Company, One Egg, One Basket",
"It is easier to apologize than to get permission.  G. Hopper",
"GOOD, FAST, CHEAP - pick any two.",
"Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.",
"Badges?  We don't need no stinking badges!",
"Better dead than mellow.",
"Entropy isn't what it used to be.",
"He's dead, Jim.",
"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage.",
"I'm sorry, my karma ran over your dogma.",
"It's you and me against the world - when do we attack?",
"I've enjoyed about as much of this as I can stand.",
"Let's split up - we can do more damage that way.",
"One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria.",
"So many books, so little time.",
"Spending a year dead for tax purposes.",
"Sushido - the way of the tuna.",
"This is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.",
"This must be morning.  I never could get the hang of mornings.",
"Want a jelly baby?",
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So how about a few words from the man who introduced me to Douglas Adams?
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From:	ASD::CONLIFFE     "You never know until later" 
To:	CLUSTA::NEILSEN,CONLIFFE
Subj:	For Desperado ...

Having seen the movie, I would like to buy a yellow diamond of the form

		ALIEN
	 	  IN
		THROAT

				=*=

296.22HHGttN text removedDELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Sep 18 1987 15:567
      The actual text of the HHGttN has been removed.
      
      This file is for the discussion of SF, not for the posting
      of SF.
      
      Dave C.
      Moderator
296.23We still haven't found what we're looking forSLDA::KIRICHOKThe Vogons are coming!!!Mon Nov 16 1987 13:265
    No one has still stepped forward to direct us to the Hitchhiker's
    Guide to the Net. 
    
    Is it out there in the void somewhere?  Or did it go with the Earth,
    when the Vogon's came?
296.24PointerVIDEO::AXELRODTue Nov 17 1987 09:1016
Directory VIDEO::DISK$MISC:[AXELROD.SFLOVERS]

DOWNINFLM.TXT;1          46/48      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
DRWHO.GDE;1              14/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
GALACTICA.GDE;1          52/54      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HITHIKNET.TXT;1         178/180     19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HUGOS.TXT;1              28/30      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
KLINGON.TXT;1            13/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
LOSTINSPA.GDE;1          81/81      19-MAR-1985 09:53  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
NEBULAS.TXT;1            80/81      19-MAR-1985 09:54  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
OUTERLIM.GDE;1           32/33      19-MAR-1985 09:54  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
STARTREK.GDE;1           43/45      19-MAR-1985 09:54  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
TWILIGZON.GDE;1         144/144     19-MAR-1985 09:54  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)

Total of 11 files, 711/726 blocks.

296.25RE 296.24DICKNS::KLAESI'm with Digital. We don't lie.Tue Nov 17 1987 12:374
    	How exactly does one access these files?  Thanks.
    
    	Larry
    
296.26COPYVIDEO::AXELRODTue Nov 17 1987 17:033
They're all text files.

Glenn
296.27VIDEO -> ROYALTHANNAH::AXELRODWed Nov 01 1989 15:3816
Directory ROYALT::DISK$MISC:[AXELROD.SFLOVERS]

DOWNINFLM.TXT;1          46/48      19-MAR-1985 09:53:20.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
DRWHO.GDE;1              14/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53:25.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
GALACTICA.GDE;1          52/54      19-MAR-1985 09:53:30.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HITHIKNET.TXT;1         178/180     19-MAR-1985 09:53:37.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HUGOS.TXT;1              28/30      19-MAR-1985 09:53:47.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
KLINGON.TXT;1            13/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53:52.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
LOSTINSPA.GDE;1          81/81      19-MAR-1985 09:53:55.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
NEBULAS.TXT;1            80/81      19-MAR-1985 09:54:02.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
OUTERLIM.GDE;1           32/33      19-MAR-1985 09:54:08.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
STARTREK.GDE;1           43/45      19-MAR-1985 09:54:12.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
TWILIGZON.GDE;1         144/144     19-MAR-1985 09:54:18.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)

Total of 11 files, 711/726 blocks.
296.28ROYALT -> HANNAHHANNAH::AXELRODTue Apr 03 1990 13:4717
Directory HANNAH::DISK$WICKIUP:[AXELROD.SFLOVERS]

DOWNINFLM.TXT;1          46/48      19-MAR-1985 09:53:20.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
DRWHO.GDE;1              14/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53:25.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
GALACTICA.GDE;1          52/54      19-MAR-1985 09:53:30.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HITHIKNET.TXT;1         178/180     19-MAR-1985 09:53:37.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
HUGOS.TXT;1              28/30      19-MAR-1985 09:53:47.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
KLINGON.TXT;1            13/15      19-MAR-1985 09:53:52.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
LOSTINSPA.GDE;1          81/81      19-MAR-1985 09:53:55.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
NEBULAS.TXT;1            80/81      19-MAR-1985 09:54:02.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
OUTERLIM.GDE;1           32/33      19-MAR-1985 09:54:08.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
STARTREK.GDE;1           43/45      19-MAR-1985 09:54:12.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)
TWILIGZON.GDE;1         144/144     19-MAR-1985 09:54:18.00  (RWED,RWED,RE,RE)

Total of 11 files, 711/726 blocks.

296.29Where are they?ELIS::BUREMAThe wall @ �2/piece = �1,793,688.70Wed Jan 15 1992 08:049
    Re: .28
    
    Does anyone know where the files are now? When I try to access them I
    get an error message saying the directory is not there.
    
    Tnx1E6,
    
    Wildrik
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