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| Title: | Arcana Caelestia |
| Notice: | Directory listings are in topic 2 |
| Moderator: | NETRIX::thomas |
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| Created: | Thu Dec 08 1983 |
| Last Modified: | Thu Jun 05 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1300 |
| Total number of notes: | 18728 |
260.0. "DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!" by HERMES::LOWE () Wed Sep 04 1985 15:07
THIS JUST CAME IN OVER THE TUBE. BETTER PREPARE YOURSELVES. GOT YOUR TOWELS?
Don't blame me for the content. But, I'm getting my Babel fish ready.
My towel is dry.
From: ROLL::USENET "USENET Newsgroup Distributor 03-Sep-1985 2141" 4-SEP-1985 05:02
To: @[.net.sf_lovers]NEWS.DIS
Subj: USENET net.sf-lovers newsgroup articles
Newsgroups: net.tv.drwho,net.sf-lovers,net.singles,net.misc
Path: decwrl!decvax!bellcore!petrus!scherzo!allegra!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!mhuxv!abnji!nyssa
Subject: The End of the World, Thursday 5ZSeptember, 1985!
Posted: 2 Sep 85 13:37:02 GMT
Organization: Terminus Hospital, Incorporated
Well, the bad news is that all signs point to the arrival of the
Vogon constructor fleets this Thursday, to wit:
In Life, the Universe, and Everything, Douglas Adams forcast the
destruction of earth to occur the Thursday following a victory by
England in the test series for the Ashes against Australia in the
decade of the 1980's in England.
To-day the English look pretty much assured of a major victory
(upset) against the Australians in the last test at the Oval. It may
already be over as I am typing this. Furthermore, the Australians
do not return for a test series for the Ashes to England until 1990.
The actual destruction wioll taken place on the Thursday following the
Test at noon BST, 7AM on the East Coast (I will be driving to work, my
car stereo ought to be fixed by then, so I should hear the notice
clearly!).
So long folks, it looks like this is it.
PS A sofa did appear and disappear to-day at the Oval, interrupting
play.
I guess NJN won't be showing Hartnell, Troughton, & Colin Baker after
all.
--
James C. Armstrong, Jnr. {ihnp4,cbosgd,akgua}!abnji!nyssa
Maybe they'll want one of your women to experiment on, perhaps
I shall take this one to them!
-who said it, what story? (Get the reply to me by Thursday!)
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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 260.1 | | EDEN::KLAES | It obstructs my view of Venus! | Wed Jun 04 1986 18:03 | 5 |
| I'm not sure, but I think the world didn't end.
Would someone mind checking for me?
Thanks.
Larry
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| 260.2 | The Day of the Great Shout? | TROLL::RUDMAN | | Mon Jun 23 1986 23:57 | 4 |
| Think of those who carry a sign predicting the exact day the world
will end. What do they do the morning after?
Don
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| 260.3 | Heat Death of the Univarse | SWIFT::PETTIT | Terry J. Pettit | Thu Jun 26 1986 14:22 | 9 |
| The world did, in fact, end. The outcome of the Krikkit was
irrelevant. The guys with the signs just repainted the date on
them. The world will restart, if fate is against us, when we have
all recovered from last night's Chicken Byriani/Sag Rol. I have
not...
excuse me please .....
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| 260.4 | WHEN IT SOUNDED AS IF ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE SAID... | USADEC::BILL | | Fri Oct 23 1987 18:56 | 1 |
| WHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 260.5 | Calling UK followers | CURRNT::ALFORD | No problems, just opportunities... | Tue May 30 1989 07:39 | 9 |
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For those who cann't resist a re-run :-
The first 6 episodes are being shown again starting 8:30 pm tonight
on BBC 2
CJA
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