Conference 7.286::ufos

    if they new i was talking about this they would string me up alive, but
    i have ACTUAL proof that they are here and quite po'd. In the beginning
    of the year I had an encounter with some of the so called "spacemen"
    (they hate that) all this bull-oney of people being used for tortured
    experiments is ABSOULUTEly false. At least that was the case with me
    they transported me into their craft which seemed like your hole body
    was asleep for a minute or so, they showed me around the craft and
    telling me how upset they get with the portrayal of aliens that we show
    in the movies. they are not of a violent nature nor do they have
    weapons to annihilate the planet, the only thing they have goin for
    them is intergalatic travel which they will be glad to share with us if
    we stop treating them with disrespect. I was with them for what near I
    can figure would be 3 days, time as we know it was about an hour and a
    half, it is truly an amazing thing to witness. they let me go without a
    hitch saying that they would be back and not to worry that they would
    somehow get the powers that be to accept what is going on here and not
    to worry johnny-q-public. When I left I was able to snag a vile of what
    they called  "platonium nyborg" it supposed to be the secret ingredient
    to time travel, As we speak I am having the chemical analyzed by a non-
    government institution for reason's that I am not at liberty to say at
    this moment in time. I will keep you all posted with further
    devopments.
    
    
    "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE"

    Crap. Everyone knows that the "secret ingredient" to time travel is
    slug slime. Just ask Doug Moench. He and the Ace will tell you. I miss
    the Ace, but I'm sure he's in the Azure Crosstime Express having a good
    time (pun intended) 
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ

Re: .1

>    if they new i was talking about this they would string me up alive, but
>    i have ACTUAL proof that they are here and quite po'd.

Gee, that actually DOES sound like the creatures we depict in the movies!
This contradicts your assessment of their peaceful, benevolent nature.
Apparently, these aliens aren't advanced enough to read VMS NOTES?
I'm sure we'd all love to see this proof, by the way. Actually, this
reminded me of that Robin Williams piece, when he said something like,
"Boy, weren't WE surprised when the aliens finally did land and instead of
little green men, they were seven feet tall, black, and they were pissed!"

>    In the beginning
>    of the year I had an encounter with some of the so called "spacemen"
>    (they hate that) 

Not very mature of them for a superior species...

>    all this bull-oney of people being used for tortured
>    experiments is ABSOULUTEly false.

There's a lot of evidence to the contrary...

>    At least that was the case with me
>    they transported me into their craft which seemed like your hole body
>    was asleep for a minute or so, they showed me around the craft and
>    telling me how upset they get with the portrayal of aliens that we show
>    in the movies. they are not of a violent nature nor do they have
>    weapons to annihilate the planet, the only thing they have goin for
>    them is intergalatic travel which they will be glad to share with us if
>    we stop treating them with disrespect. I was with them for what near I
>    can figure would be 3 days, time as we know it was about an hour and a
>    half, it is truly an amazing thing to witness. they let me go without a
>    hitch saying that they would be back and not to worry that they would
>    somehow get the powers that be to accept what is going on here and not
>    to worry johnny-q-public.

Actually, I paid good money for experiences just like this in college.
I've got a few bones to pick with these aliens. Any way I could schedule
an appointment to discuss a few things with them?

>    When I left I was able to snag a vile of what
>    they called  "platonium nyborg" it supposed to be the secret ingredient
>    to time travel, As we speak I am having the chemical analyzed by a non-
>    government institution for reason's that I am not at liberty to say at
>    this moment in time. I will keep you all posted with further
>    devopments.

That's nice. Be sure to keep us posted.
    
>    "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE"

Well, I can't argue with that...

    Plutonium Nyborg huh?....
    
    You've been watching too many animated movies I believe!
    
    Do the spacemen also have the voices of John Candy and Harold Ramis?  :')
    
    Ken
    (I hope they don't find out I called them spacemen!)
    

    
    I suppose you contacted these "spacemen" (whoops!) with a setup of 
    umbrella, circular saw and a Speak-and-Spell.
    
    Thinking about it, it doesn't appear that you own the latter.
    
    Entertaining though !!
    
    Darren.

    actually it was a 9 iron, belt sander and a fifth of vodka

    Jesus !!!
    
    	It is my first time that I read and communicating with a people
    who contact and close enconters a "Space people" (Can I call in this
    way them ? ). I'd like to know more about them ( their bodies and
    another forms ). In past, I had some visions about a stranger 
    people part human, part horse ( Head ), and if anyone knows about
    this kind of "Space people" please post some informations, this is very
    important to me.
    
    	Thanks in advanced,
    
    				 

	Part human?.....part horse (head)?


		.....hmmmm, you know I do think I've seen that before.


		  		....yep....

					......Ren & Stimpy!!!....



	"Say, Mr. Horse, what do you think of that?"

			 "NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT!!!"
	

    	This alien with a horse head walks into a bar, and the bartender
    says, "Hey, why the long face?" Ba dum dum!
    	By the way, the MIB movie coming out this summer looks pretty
    funny. It's definitely on my short list of movies to see this summer.

    .9
    
      Ditto here; actually it's the only movie on my "wanna see"
    list for this Summer. I read a rather lengthy writeup on MIB
    and if it's half as good as the trailers.....wellll
    
      Along the lines of space comedy club. I added a link to a
    site to my own site. At first I thought the site was dead
    serious until I read through the zine issues they have on
    line. Check out "Men In BLack"
    
      http://www.meninblack.com/
    
      There's some very funny (to me) alien, conspiracy, tabloid
    stuff in there.
    
      ttfn, ray

Hmmm, maybe these new beings are from the Horse Head nebula!

Info_Riberto:  If you are referring to the reply in .1, all I can say is,
don't believe everything you read!

Ken

    RE: 272.7
    
    What you had visions of seems pretty much like the Centaur of Greek
    mythology. Though I've never heard of any stories linking one to space,
    another place they could have come from is Alpha Centauris :*)
    
    Darren.
                  

    
    RE: 272.12
    
    Darren,
    
    	I don't know if is true, but I've heard about a case in California
    that a man in your home saw a space ship like a "H" letter and
    inside of middle "H" appers a specien like part man, part horse and
    with a detail, a specien smille and loud laughing all the time.
    I believe this case is documented in Blue Book, and I don't remenber
    a period or year.
    
    	If anybody have a points...
    
    		"I'll be back ..."

    A man in MY home???!!!
    
    Now I'm getting worried.
    
    I sure hope that was just a translation error !!!    :*)
    
    Darren.

    
    Darren,
    
    	Sorry, I made a serious english mistake.
    
    	When did you read "your", please change to "his".
    
    	I'd like to apologize you. By the way, Have you heard about this 
    case ?
    
    		Riberto.