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Title:Equine Notes Conference
Notice:Topics List=4, Horses 4Sale/Wanted=150, Equip 4Sale/Wanted=151
Moderator:MTADMS::COBURNIO
Created:Tue Feb 11 1986
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2080
Total number of notes:22383

1850.0. "Things that go bump in the night...." by STUDIO::BIGELOW (PAINTS; color your corral) Tue Feb 01 1994 15:08

    Hi all....
    
    We've had our horses at home for about a month now and we're really 
    enjoying it, but no one ever warned us about:
    
    	1)  Blood curdling screams in the night (upset cast horse)
    
    	2)  Coming home from work to find a yearling colt having a party
    	    in the front yard (Still can't figure out how he got out there)
    
    	
    I can't wait to see what else is in store for us!  
    
    Michele
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1850.1or bump in the day!ELMAGO::HBUTTERMANTue Feb 01 1994 16:3634
    
    
    	Oh Michelle... the things that we forgot to tell you!
    
    	One of my favorites was a new brood mare I bought and brought
    	home.  She pastured w/the other mares nicely - I didn't know
    	much about her but the owners assured me she was 'fine'.
    
    	I picked her up on Saturday and the weekend went smoothly. I
    	went to work Monday happy they were all together and 'fine'.
    	I came home Monday afternoon and walked to the pasture fence
    	to find my old faithfuls grazing quietly - but no Polly. I
    	looked and looked (in my work clothes/shoes/on a typical spring
    	muddy day in Maine)... no Polly.  I was really getting worked
    	up and went to the barn to get a halter and go look for her.
    	
    
    
    	Well.. I didn't have to look far, she was in the tie stall kinda
    	looking forlorne and anoyed.  I said "whew... " and then "well,
    	now we know she ties!"
    
    
    
        Later that evening a neighbor stopped by and said "Your horse was
    	out front eating your lawn this morning and seemed to be happy I
    	stopped to talk to her... when I realized she was loose I put her
    	in the 'bahn"
    
    	I thanked him and considered myself fortunate to have neighbors
    	who would do that.....
    
    	smiles - holly
    	
1850.29 things you should remember to start...CSLALL::LCOBURNPlan B FarmWed Feb 02 1994 11:0344
    Other things to expect:
    
    1) horses love to jump fences. No matter whether or not they can/will
       do this feat nicely with you on their backs over a hunter course.
       They find it much more entertaining to demonstrate their skills
       in the pre-dawn hours of your major presentation.
    
    2) horses have wonderful internal clocks. They have no concern for
       your desire to sleep a little late on weekends. And they have
       very loud voices. This, combined with an uncanny ability to swing
       a bucket against the barn wall with incredible force, will guarantee
       you see many a brilliant sunrise.
    
    3) horses are herd animals. My gelding will herd anyone, anything, to
       include my dog, my cats, my mare, and my neighbors daughter.
    
    4) horses bore easily. When bored, they make up ways to entertain
       themselves. Unfortuneatly, most of what they invent will *not*
       entertain you.  Stock up on hammers, nails, wheelbarrows, buckets,
       hoof picks, hats, and your sense of humor.
    
    5) horses love to lose shoes. Or perhaps they love farriers. Perhaps
       both. No matter, they will lose a shoe the day immediately following
       the farrier's visit.  And they are *remarkably* talented at hiding
       this lost shoe, only to get bored with this particular game about
       a week later. At this point, they are quite happy to make the shoe
       reappear right under your nose. 
    
    6) horses hate baths, crossing steams, and cold. Yet they love standing
       outside an open barn door in the freezing rain.
    
    8) horses know the sound of your car/truck. And will nicker lovingly
       whenever they hear you drive in.  Unless they see the horse trailer
       attached. 
    
    9) horses will perform consistently well in the ring at home to the
       point when you decide they are doing so well why not show off a
       little? So you invite a few horsie friends over to show off your
       new skills. This will be the day they decide they have no idea
       what you are asking, learn that they are capable of bucking,
       and demonstrate nothing more to your friends than how quickly they
       can stop on a dime.
    
     
1850.3POWDML::MANDILENot unless your butt has eyesWed Feb 02 1994 11:138
    
    Horses only think the grass looks greener on the other side of the
    fence at 10:00 at night, leading for a chase through the woods and
    across neighbor's back yards....Also, they are not so dumb as to
    not be able to figure out how to unlatch a stall door or paddock gate,
    usually when you are not home, or again, at 10:00 at night......
    
    
1850.4 PEEPING TOM!CSLALL::TCLEMENTFri Feb 18 1994 22:4813
     
       My 11 year old Quarter Horse loves to break out and peek in the
     windows untill someone spots him. When he knows your comming he bolts
     back to his paddock and looks at you as though he's done nothing
     wrong!. This past summer I caught him looking in the front bay window,
     I went out the front door to put him back and he runs around the side
     of the house. I went back in and out the back door only to find him 
     peeking around the corner between the house and the fence. As soon as
     he knew I was looking he backed up so I couldn't see him. I headed out
     to his paddock then he came running out trying to get there first and 
     he beat me, again!!!.
    
      Tom.
1850.5horse fly or horse flies?COMET::SANDVIKTue Feb 22 1994 01:1910
    We have 3 mares and a gelding in the pasture together, All of sudden
    there was a cloud of dust and the beating of hoofs, I looked up in time
    to see a mad chace of " I have the plastic bag and you dont" The
    gelding was running in front of the mares with a plastic bag in his
    mouth, as they came closer to the fence the mares turned a circle, not
    the gelding , he was so worried about losing his pride catch that he
    never even tried to slow down, he hit the fence, flipped over into the
    next door neighbors yard, got up with a small scratch on his nose....
    and the plastic bag still in his mouth. He just kinda looked around
    like " I had that all planned"    His new nickname is "FLIP"
1850.6addition to 1850.5 COMET::SANDVIKTue Feb 22 1994 01:283
    
                 
       Chace::: See Chase 
1850.7Totally unrelated, but...CSCMA::SMITHTue Feb 22 1994 15:293
    Wow, that just made me remember my old "Flip" horse books. I'd
    forgotten all about them :^)
     
1850.8\SWAM1::OHL_TASnarf killer extrodinairThu Mar 03 1994 19:065
    There was a mare that would play with the combination lock on the
    pasture gate till it opened up.  I think she started playing with it
    out of bordem but suddenly realized it could let her out.