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2832.1 | Dogs | TUXEDO::MOLSON | Margaret Olson | Tue Aug 23 1994 11:27 | 19 |
| When you are riding by at a great rate of speed you do not necessarily look like
a person to a dog. Depending on the dog's temperament, you look like something
to chase or a Dangerous Contraption that should be attacked.
In either case, your best bet is to slow down (to like a walking pace) and let
the dog see that you are person and that there is nothing to chase.
If the dog is loose regularly, speak to the owners. Streets are public and you
should not be inconvenienced by the dog every day. I believe there is a state
leash law.
Some dogs are loose and mean. One way to create a dog that bites bicyclists is
to attack it (kicking or with pepper spray) while moving quickly on the bike.
Try to be a little bit understanding with the owners of a dog that occasionally
escapes from the house or yard. Some dogs are escape artists, and it may take
their owners a while to outsmart them.
Margaret.
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2832.2 | | DELNI::CRITZ | Scott Critz, LKG2/1, Pole V3 | Tue Aug 23 1994 11:43 | 12 |
| If the dog charges at you, get off the bike and keep it between
you and the dog. You can continue to walk away from the dog,
keeping the bike between you.
You do have to be careful. Kratz Brown hit a dog broadside
back a few years ago over by LJO. Kratz did an endo and ended
up breaking a few body parts.
If I see the dog coming and the road is clear (and I have
the angle), I usually just speed up.
Scott
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2832.3 | just walk by and say good doggie...;-) | SALEM::SHAW | | Tue Aug 23 1994 11:50 | 6 |
|
It is also a good idea if you feel that the dog is going to be
a problem, to like mentioned earlier either slow down real good
or get off the bike and walk it past the dog.
Shaw
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2832.4 | | STOWOA::SWFULLER | | Tue Aug 23 1994 11:54 | 1 |
| Pack a concealed weapon...
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2832.5 | | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Tue Aug 23 1994 12:06 | 31 |
|
Ammonia in your water bottle. Works every time...
Actually, frame fitting pumps are usually good. A well aimed swipe has
broken two of mine already. The good thing about the pump is that it
usually gets bigger as you swipe because the handle (or whatever you
want to call it) extends out. Frightens the hell out of them.
The Canine Protection Society may faint or protest outside my door
throwing frame fitting pumps at me to see how I like it and demand that I
be put in prison with the key dissolved in acid and the keyhole filled
with solder, but tough. I do feel sorry for the occasional good owner
who's dog escaped because binmen (or garbagemen for our US inclined)
are hired according to their disability to read the Please Shut The
Gate signs that litter suburbia as much as little pink gnomes fishing
in ponds, but I don't think that they realise just how dangerous the
mutts are. Even without a 36-ton artic with a front spoiler that seems
deliberately shaped to scoop up cyclists and other small rodents, just
falling off your bike can very easily result in a broken collar bone.
With our friendly truck driver racing behind you... Well, I won't say
anymore (pizza anyone?).
My hitting a dog's snout will (hopefully) result in a tremendous amount
of pain for the four-legged terrorist, but it will think twice about
playing 10-pin bowling with cyclists again if it happens often enough.
If I don't defend myself, a sore nose will be the least of my worries.
But then, there are some perverts who say that you shouldn't hit
children either...
Graham.
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2832.6 | Improve your fencing! | RUTILE::STANDRING | I'm not a pheasant plucker | Tue Aug 23 1994 12:16 | 29 |
|
I moved out to France about ten months ago, and I had never had any
problems with dogs.
Last December I attempted my first Col, La Faucille, a 700 metre climb.
Rod (MacFadyen, a writer in here) and me were about a quarter of the
way up and approaching a hairpin. All of a sudden, a big shaggy dog
came rushing down a grassy bank at speed and barking, then stopped.
"Don't worry, Rod, it'll get us after we've gone round the hairpin" I
joked. Five hundred metres further up, and round the hairpin two dogs
emerged from the fence and began to chase. The smaller one was angry
and obviously wanted a cyclist for dinner, but the bigger one, although
barking, luckily seemed to be along just for the ride. I sprinted
away, leaving Rod to hold the fort. The smaller of the dogs was
aggressively snapping at Rods feet, so he pulled out his pump. After a
few swipes, the pump extended and Rod made contact. There was a yelp
and the angry dog retreated. The big dog followed, as the game was
over.
It happened fast. Having two dogs chasing, going up a steep piece of
road on a mountain aren't great circumstances to get off the bike, call
the owners, and try and reason with the dogs. I'd carry a good sturdy
pump! Show them who's the boss, but I suppose it all depends on the
situation.
Russell
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2832.7 | You ride tall in the saddle | JURA::MACFADYEN | Rod MacFadyen - same old stuff | Tue Aug 23 1994 12:32 | 7 |
| And that was the second time I hit a dog with a pump on the Col de la
Faucille. Worked both times. Plus the psychic reward of fighting off
an aggressive dog without stopping or suffering any damage is
tremendous.
Rod
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2832.8 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Aug 23 1994 12:52 | 23 |
| You buncha a Euro-Brutes! :-)
Try the authorities first (IMHO). If you don't feel like confronting
the owners (and really shouldn't feel an obligation to) that's fine.
If the dog did accidently escape it's no biggie and you'll never
see him again (if the owners are responsible). If they just can't
see having their dog tied up then they deserve a visit from the
local constabulary or puppy officer.
Either way, there's a common thread here... The dog is untrained/
undisciplined. It's BS to justify an accidently escaped dog as being
just a stroke of bad luck for the owners. Letting them off of the
responsibility to have a mannered animal just doesn't fly for me.
I own a dog and two cats... Card carrying member of the MSPCA too.
BTW, a whack on the snout from a cyclist is not likely to turn
the animal into a mindless cyclist hunter. It's more likely to
act as a deterrent for the next guy. And please, I'm not
condoning a skull crushing blow... That just ain't necessary!
Say, isn't there a note in here on this :-)
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2832.9 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Tue Aug 23 1994 12:56 | 38 |
| Hey, I think chasing dogs is the best part of the ride. Normally,
given the ability to maneuver, I aim for the haunches of the dog. I
also run over feet whenever possible. I have sprayed one especially
nasty animal, with good success, using OC Pepper spray.
Last week, however, one of the SOB's got tangled in the spokes. I
believe the dog is dead, now, though it was alive a couple of days ago.
This particular incident occured as I was constrained from movement by
traffic. The dog suddenly realized he was about to get flattened by a
truck and jumped into my front tire. There was significant damage to
the bike, and hitting the pavement at that speed didn't do me a world
of good, either, but, hey, what a rush! Fixed the bike for a bit over
$100, and skin grows back for free. The helmet worked, mostly to keep
my hair from getting mussed on the pavement.
Shepherds' are the worst, by far. The only one I deal with is at the
bottom of a hill, and he just never even gets close. If he's waiting,
and you have the room (no traffic), just aim straight for the animal
and growl or yell at him. This will, at the very least, give them
pause.
I think your best bet is Animal Control. Just have the critter picked
up. Short of that you will have to kill it. Hitting, spraying, or
otherwise pissing off the dog will not work on a shepherd. Also, these
techiques run their own risk, as you are driving one-handed. If you
are in the People's Republic, you are prohibited from using any noxious
spray, including ammonia, anyway. If you aren't, consider getting off
the bike, and using it for protection, OC spray it full in the face.
It will take a little bit of time on a dog, in my experience, but I've
found they give wide berth after that.
Again, animal control is best - they can make it financially prudent to
contain the animal. This is actually a dog-owner problem - the beast
is just doing its job.
Good luck...
Mike
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2832.10 | Fly right by | EST::SPERBER | | Tue Aug 23 1994 13:36 | 10 |
|
I've been lucky the few times I've had a hound come at me. But the
first thing I'd say is just fly right by him if you can. Of the
pooches that have expressed interest in me on my bike, only one ever
seemed to want to try taking a bite out of me (or the bike) and once
past him he just sat and stared as I headed off towards the horizon.
Most of the dogs I see coming towards me (even if they bark) just seem
to stay back. I think they see something less massive than a car and
just try to get and closer look and also make some noise if you're
passing their territory.
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2832.11 | Animal Control | TUXEDO::MOLSON | Margaret Olson | Tue Aug 23 1994 13:47 | 15 |
| Don't count on animal control. They will only act if *they* catch the dog off of it's
property, and their hours may not be yours.
My dog learned to jump his 6 foot fence. He made a nuisance of himself during the day,
and jumped back in before I got home, leaving us completely ignorant of his escapades.
The neighbors kept calling the dog officer, rather than me. He kept going home when
the dog officer arrived, and he can't be apprehended on his owner's property. Talking
to me in the first place would have saved everyone a whole lot of grief!
If you bonk a dog on the head from your bike, he is likely to assume bicyclists are
dangerous. It is fine for you, but you doing less co-ordinated riders no favor.
As a bicyclist and a runner who has been bit, I'm no more fond of loose dogs than the
rest of you. When you are deciding what to do about it, keep in mind the reality
of dog brains and the reality animal control policies.
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2832.12 | Try squirting a water stream at it. | LUDWIG::ASMITH | | Tue Aug 23 1994 14:01 | 9 |
| When I see a dog I slow down to a crawl then take out my water
bottle. If the dog continues to approach me then I squirt a stream
of water in it's direction. This procedure has worked on every dog
that I have tried it on. You may want to get the owner's address
from their mailbox and drop them a note explaining their obligation
to properly control the dog, most reasonable people will respond
positively to a considerate note.
Abe;
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2832.13 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Aug 23 1994 14:52 | 9 |
| An animal control officer (at least in my city) can take the dog
from your property or your home if it's causing a problem whether
it happens to be restrained or not at the time - period...
What I find effective most of the time is giving the animal a
command like "stop", "go home" or "no" in a very stern/loud
tone.
Nobody's mentioned rogue cats... :-)
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2832.14 | | HYLNDR::WARRINER | Information is perishable | Tue Aug 23 1994 14:55 | 13 |
| RE: Bicycle pumps
Don't they make special, extra-strong, titanium alloy "dog thwacking"
bicycle pumps?
Chip?
I've been known to growl or bark back at dogs as I bike by. So far this
has worked, but in all honesty I think I've just been lucky. I wouldn't
recomend this technique to others.
-David
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2832.15 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Aug 23 1994 15:04 | 8 |
| -1 I don't recommend displaying the thing's aggressive vernacular
yourself. I was suggesting acting like the master, not a rival.
It has worked for me everytime for the past 3 years. I will admit
that l-u-c-k certainly is a part of it.
BTW, Ti is rather light and you may sacrifice a little gravitational
force/mass... :-)
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2832.16 | "nice doggie...YA RIGHT!!!!! | WMOIS::HORNE_C | HORNET-THE FALL GUY | Tue Aug 23 1994 15:11 | 14 |
|
.....having hit a f*&king dog broadside doing 35mph flying threw the
air landing on my head shattering my glasses which in effect cause a
nasty laceration 1/8th of an inch from my eye(wanna see the scare)....
...also snapping front forks clear off the frame totalling my bike my
suggestion is nuke every f*&king canine with in fifty yards of any
bicyclist.....and a life sentence to every owner who does not keep them
tied or making statments like "is o.k. he wont' hurt you".....
honestly
horNEt
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2832.17 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Aug 23 1994 15:14 | 4 |
| A cycling lawyer friend of mine always says get the license (if
can) or see where the dog goes... There's money in them thar
yards! Pain and suffering (along with repairs) is a regularly
awarded finding in small claims court...
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2832.18 | | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Tue Aug 23 1994 15:25 | 42 |
|
I find that air gun pellets are no respecter of whether or not the dog
is in it's owners' property. If you use unpuncturable tires (tires?
God, I'm turning American :-) then you could ditch the pump and get a
frame fitting airgun instead...
Re. Cats
Cats are no problem. They're too godddam lazy to bother cyclists. Cats
just sit on walls and watch cyclists with a strange bemusement, trying
to work out why anybody would want to put that amount of effort into
going somewhere. All cats are actually travellers, but they just hang
around waiting for their destination to come to them. That's why they
all have this distant, bored look.
The only time that you have to worry about cats is dinnertime. When
cats hear the fridge door opening (amazing how evolution can adapt an
animal) there is nothing going to stop them getting to the kitchen
door, least of all one of them funny looking humans with two big round
thing sticking out of his body. But, no cat is going to risk death when
a meal is so close. Cyclists have just got to rely on the cat's perfect
sense of timing and just carry on at the same rate. How many people
here have crashed their bike trying to avoid a cat? How many times was
the cat actually hit? By the time that you were being stretchered into
the back of the ambulance trying to remember your name and life
insurance policy number, Puss was already bothering it's owner for
seconds...
And why would man breed a cat who's sole purpose just seems to be to
purr? Dogs at least frightened people (eg, cyclists) or chased rabbits
or kept their owners' feet warm in the winter. What cat was actually
bred for a purpose? No they weren't bred to chase mice. That's just an
agreement between the mice and the cat. Every week, the mice sacrifice
one of their flock and donate it to the cat who proudly displays this
to it's owner as proof that it can do it's job and justify it's keep.
The mice realise that one death a week is far better than the prospect
of the humans realising that cats are useless and calling in Rentokill.
They don't settle for one a week.
God I need a holiday...
Graham.
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2832.19 | This topic lights up the conference like no other | DECRAL::BODGE | Andy Bodge | Tue Aug 23 1994 16:48 | 5 |
| The ardent dog lovers haven't checked in yet - they will...
I suspect a dir /title=dog will come up with a couple of strings that have more
suggestions on this subject than you can possibly want, ranging from the sublime
(Talk gently to the dog) to the ridiculous (heavy weapons). Happy reading!
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2832.20 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Tue Aug 23 1994 18:15 | 17 |
| .17 - sue them?
Yeah, right. How 'bout, "Dog? What dog? Oh, that dratted stray, I
just can't seem to keep it away from my house." Then they let the
animal suffer, lest you see them take care of it. That way, you can't
sue them.
Advice from the deputy is, if the dog remains a nuiscance (sp?) after
taking reasonable steps, shoot it. I didn't and could have broken my
neck. So, next doggie, I call the Marshall. If I get another owner
like this last one, well, they won't miss the dog much anyway.
And - I happen to like dogs. I have dogs. And cats. They don't chase
bikes or cars.
Later,
Mike
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2832.21 | | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Tue Aug 23 1994 19:03 | 11 |
| > Yeah, right. How 'bout, "Dog? What dog? Oh, that dratted stray, I
> just can't seem to keep it away from my house." Then they let the
> animal suffer, lest you see them take care of it. That way, you can't
> sue them.
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode (and I still don't bear any
resemblance to Bart contrary to popular belief :-) Homer shouts at the
dog (Santas Little Helper) "Bad Neighbours' Dog" when it jumps on his
boss.
Graham.
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2832.22 | | JURA::MACFADYEN | just look around | Wed Aug 24 1994 04:12 | 12 |
| > strings that have more suggestions on this subject than you
> can possibly want, ranging from the sublime (Talk gently to the dog)
> to the ridiculous (heavy weapons).
Some mistake surely? I think you must have meant,
"ranging from the sublime (heavy weapons) to the ridiculous
(Talk gently to the dog)".
Makes more sense to me anyway...
Rod
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2832.23 | The Tactical Approach | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Aug 24 1994 06:58 | 13 |
| Something no one has mentioned yet... A Dust Buster! Think of it...
No permit necessary, a littl bulky, but hey... Cats and dogs are
notorious for their dislike of a vacuum. My zoo clears out real
quick when we plug in!
Re; Suing being a ridiculous notion... I know two people personally
who have and were well compensated. Is the opportunity there
all the time? Of course not... I'd much rather walk away some
cash and new bike than follow that idiot sheriff's suggestion
and risk being sued anyday!
chip_who_may_be_getting_too_mellow_and_reasonable_in_his_old_age
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2832.24 | Squirting water is a good idea | TUXEDO::MOLSON | Margaret Olson | Wed Aug 24 1994 09:49 | 8 |
| Squirting water at the dog, once you have slowed down, is a good idea. It doesn't do much more
that distract him for a minute, which may be all you need to get him calmed down enough to
listen to "go home".
I have never heard of a city or town that will pick up a restrained dog for being an
alleged nuisance. Now if the dog has bit someone, that's a different situation.
Margaret.
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2832.25 | | SMURF::LARRY | | Wed Aug 24 1994 10:01 | 19 |
| I think this one is the best advise. Whenever I have these
encounters with dogs I slow a little, when the animal approaches
I look as mean as I can an scream at the top of my lungs: STAY! NO!.
Seems to work everytime for me.
-Larry
<<< Note 2832.13 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
An animal control officer (at least in my city) can take the dog
from your property or your home if it's causing a problem whether
it happens to be restrained or not at the time - period...
What I find effective most of the time is giving the animal a
command like "stop", "go home" or "no" in a very stern/loud
tone.
Nobody's mentioned rogue cats... :-)
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2832.26 | | HYLNDR::WARRINER | Information is perishable | Wed Aug 24 1994 10:54 | 15 |
| > .17 - sue them?
>
> Yeah, right. How 'bout, "Dog? What dog? Oh, that dratted stray, I
Two words:
McDonalds
coffee.
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2832.27 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:36 | 23 |
| re: talking, shouting, riding fast, etc. etc.
I get chased by (on average) three dogs every day, twice a day, total
of six chases a day. Some days it seems like twenty. Everything from
little bitty mutts to the German Shepard double for Rin-Tin-Tin. The
total number of DIFFERENT dogs is probably 12-15, but they are not
always out every day. Obviously I ride through the country.
I have done absolutely everything except shoot a gun at the dogs.
Nothing works on all dogs, and they get used to your tricks if you
commute on a regular basis. Most animals get used to you, or put up a
token chase after a few weeks. The nasty ones are when you call
whatever passes for animal control, or take up some OC spray.
After having a substantial accident with one of the more benign
animals, I am going to take care to dispose of the animals that give
chase on a regular basis. My neck is more important to me than theirs.
I the case where the owner denies responsibility, as did the owner of
the animal that hit the bike, I'll take care of it as the deputy
suggested.
Later,
Mike
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2832.28 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Wed Aug 24 1994 12:03 | 28 |
| RE: getting sued, suing...
How do you prove a person is responsible for a dog, if they deny it?
If you do prove it, how do you collect? (We aren't talking rich folks,
here.)
I'm willing to wager that in Boston, a loose dog that is a menace to
traffic and is unclaimed will be picked up and destroyed by animal
control. Responsible owners will be fined (and subject to lawsuit).
I'm reminded of people who love to eat chicken but avoid the fact that
somebody had to wring its neck first.
If they deny owning the dog to the sheriff, and you destroy it because
it is a threat to your life, why on earth would they sue you?
(Presuming, of course that you didn't walk up on their front porch and
start blasting away, or something) I see no difference between that and
calling the pound. The end result is the same.
I must hasten to point out that there is no animal control agency here.
Obviously, if there is one where you commute, that is the appropriate
place to lodge your complaint. Here it's you, the dog, the owner, and
the sheriff. Owner tells the sheriff they're not involved, then it's
down to you and the dog.
Later,
Mike
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2832.29 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Aug 24 1994 12:22 | 14 |
| This is getting good...
If the dog has a tag it's really easy to prove ownership.
If there is no tag and you know the dog 's lauching pad is always
the same yard it's probably a good bet that it's his home. In
neighborhoods, it's generally known who owns what and often times
you can get sympathetic information. Ususally, if an animal is a
pain in the arse for you it's probably the same for someone else.
And Mike, if you're getting chased that much I'd suggest taking
that pork chop necklace off :-)
Chip
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2832.30 | | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Wed Aug 24 1994 13:03 | 16 |
|
If you feel guilty about actually shooting the dog yourself, then there
are a coupel of ways that you can go about getting someone else to do
the dirty deed for you:-
a) Start a rabies scare. This is easy. Dump a packet of sherbet in the
dogs mouth. As the sherbet froths out of the corners of the dog's mouth,
the local police will make no hesitation in destroying the dog on the
spot.
b) Encourage the local Asian community to start opening take-away
shops. You never have stray animals around these joints... :-)
The best thread in here for a while... :-)
Graham.
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2832.31 | | STOWOA::MARSCHALL | | Wed Aug 24 1994 13:31 | 15 |
| I will confess that spraying a dog in the snout with OC spray has
certain elements that would be personally gratifying. Being of the two
left footed variety, I am given paws by the prospect of trying to
navigate the bicycle one-handed, pedaling like hell and/or trying to aim
the spray. With my luck I'd get a mouthful of spray and end up as
kibble, Given the subsequent result of falling and flailing from the
bike, ground kibble might be more accurate.
Maybe I should invest in a stealth bike, one immune to puppy radar. :-)
Or maybe a porcupine gun that can dispense quills rapid-fire. Oh, I
forgot, assault porcupines are being banned.
Seeya,
John
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2832.32 | Loose in Boston traffic? | LUDWIG::ASMITH | | Wed Aug 24 1994 14:01 | 7 |
| re .28,
Mike,
Any dog that't loose in Boston traffic will be very lucky if
animal control gets to it before a Boston driver does.
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2832.33 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Wed Aug 24 1994 18:41 | 50 |
| Actually, there are tons of dogs here, not real wonderful roads, and
people who look at you funny if you ask about their dog (dog? what dog?
why do you ask?). I switched from many years on a road bike to a
mountain bike just to deal with the hazards. It was a good move, in
particular because I bump dogs a couple or three times a week. Usually
I am actively seeking such an engagement. Skinny tires won't work for
that.
It's also very hilly. The dogs generally hang around at the top of the
hills. This works for me because there is little traffic on these back
roads when I bike in. During peak hours, I stay on the main roads -
it's a longer ride, but I don't have the dogs. The accident occured
during rush hour on a back road - traffic AND dogs, no thank u, not
again.
For whatever it's worth, a dog gets flattened on this stretch
periodically. Cats, too, though I've never had one chase me.
Oh, dog tags. They have no dog license here. If your dog is picked
up, and you claim it, you must prove rabies vaccination is current, but
they do not issue a tag. In fact, you can go pick up the vaccine at
the general store yourself, I think.
Whilst y'all are having a good time, I'll tell you about making
complaints. If you have a complaint about a dog, you go to the county
Marshall (not the sheriff) in person, and pay $5 to file the complaint.
Yes, you heard correctly - the complainer pays the fine, not the dog
owner. That's $5 per complaint, per animal. The marshall will call
upon the dogs owner, then call back and tell you that they claim it is
not their dog. Which is why the complainer pays the fine. If,
somehow, the owner fesses up, and proves vaccination is current, they
get another chance. If the _same person_ complains again, the Marshall
goes out and kills the dog.
Now, I went to the sheriff, because I had damages. It took some
arguing, because it was a dog, and the marshall handled the dogs. So
the deputy went out, came back and told me they claimed it was not
their dog. And then suggested I just shoot the dogs, instead of doing
all this complaining, unless I wanted to go to court. He said I'd lose
unless I had proof that the dog belonged to those folks. I think he
was kind of miffed because he didn't get the five bucks. So we talked
about guns and loads and the weather, and off he went, probably
wondering what kind of loon I was for riding a bike to work.
Simple answer though. Fear training. heh heh heh. 8*}
Don't they do it that way up in New England?
Later,
Mike
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2832.34 | | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Wed Aug 24 1994 18:53 | 16 |
| > It's also very hilly. The dogs generally hang around at the top of the
> hills. This works for me because there is little traffic on these back
> roads when I bike in. During peak hours, I stay on the main roads -
> it's a longer ride, but I don't have the dogs. The accident occured
> during rush hour on a back road - traffic AND dogs, no thank u, not
> again.
A local hill has a 400m stretch of around 18% with a farm at the top of
it. Bloody dog waits for the cyclists knowing that they are at walking
pace. The bugger knows that this isn't the top of the hill, you have no
momentum and so can't sprint. You're also so slow that the
aforementiooned frame-fitting pump routine just involves you losing
balance...
Graham.
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2832.35 | | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Thu Aug 25 1994 06:56 | 3 |
| $10 pays expenses: gas + bullet.
ed
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2832.36 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Aug 25 1994 07:30 | 12 |
| Where are you again, Mike? Sounds like dueling banjos country...
The deputy's name ain't Barney, is it?
Well, you're being a good sport takin' all the rib'n...
Sounds like you're in between a rock and hard place, behind the eight
ball, gettin' 86'd by the fuzz, screwed-blued-tattoed, etc...
Good luck * I'm outta here...
Chip
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2832.37 | | KIRKTN::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:15 | 3 |
| > gettin' 86'd by the fuzz, screwed-blued-tattoed, etc...
(Sigh) Explain...
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2832.38 | But wait, there's more! | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:59 | 42 |
| 86 = Sayanora, Sucker!
I would interpret the screwed-blued-tattooed as what you get for
sliding down asphalt on your butt.
They filmed Deliverance just a little ways up the road, as a matter of
fact, although the setting was supposed to be Tennessee? Also, In the
Heat of the Night is filmed a bit south of here, actually closer in to
the city.
There's a bizarre postscript here. First, I counted the dogs last
night - there WERE twelve (there are now nine). I took a detour to
talk to a buddy of mine building a home out there. Conversation turned
to dogs, and he mentioned that he got one on Strickland two days ago
when it ran under his trailer wheels. I said "a Tan dog?" He said,
"Yup, howd you know?" This was the buddy of the black dog I took out.
He disappeared, and I was wondering where he went! There's a big stain
on the road, I noticed this morning.
Also, the Shepard/Collie/Chiahuahua mix was quite flat last night. For
the life of me, it looked like a possum with collie markings. Black
cat this morning, too.
AND, to top off a very bizarre week, the German Shepard was waiting
this morning. No sweat, I'm ticking along at 30+, not a chance, dog -
then suddenly as I start up the next hill and the dog is beginning
to back off - [TING! tic-tic-tic-tic-SSSSSSsssssss.....] 8-(
No gun. No spray. So, I have this picture of me fiercly whacking a 90
pound attack dog with my eight inch plastic double action tire pump. I
wasn't excited.
Anyway, the dog stopped about 30 feet away, and just looked at me. So
I took off the panniers, overturned the bike, and commenced to fix the
flat (a nail, no doubt strategically placed by the dog). The dog
walked on home without a backward glance.
Maybe the solution to the whole dog thing is to just pretend to have a
flat.
Later,
Mike
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2832.39 | Dogpheobia | SALEM::SHAW | | Thu Aug 25 1994 12:24 | 7 |
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>> they filmed Deliverance just a little ways up the road
This explains your attitude ;-)
Shaw
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2832.40 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Aug 25 1994 13:10 | 7 |
| Screwed-Blued-Tattoed = You're getting taken - You're in a no-win
situation and it's gonna hurt!
Sounds like doggie-cide in your parts... Glad to hear the shepard
got bored when you flatted.
Chip
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2832.41 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Thu Aug 25 1994 15:24 | 16 |
| Ah - thanks for clearing up the S-B-T. Makes sense either way.
I watched "Iron Will" the other night. Good Disney movie, lot's of
dogs. I used to mush, and found the sledding very true to life, unlike
most movies. I used to have between 9-13 dogs, very seldom less than
2, even since I left Alaska.
My attitude is that I really like dogs, and despise irresponsible
owners. I have never lost a dog to an automobile (tho' an
exceptionally stupid Irish setter tried real hard, once). I am not
especially afraid of dogs, either.
As for the attitudes of the locals (I moved here about a year ago),
perhaps that is explained by the locale.
;-) wuuf.
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2832.42 | Dog Zapper | HOWICK::VETTE | Sheep are natural blondes | Thu Aug 25 1994 23:26 | 8 |
| There is a device that NZ posties (mail men/women) and electricity
meter readers etc get issued with to repel angry dogs. It emits a very
high frequency (I can only just hear it) noise that absolutely makes
the angriest Rottweiler back off like you wouldn't believe. My mother
bought one to dissuade her neighbours dog from leaping over the fence
and ripping her arms off when she collects her mail, and it works fine.
Lindsay
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2832.43 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Fri Aug 26 1994 12:04 | 18 |
| Y'know, I've heard of that thing. It's in a US Cavalry catalog I have.
It's pretty pricey if I recall, about $40 (which is 1/3 what it cost me
to get a dog tangled in my spokes).
BTW, I missed two dogs, the count currently stands at 11.
There is a rottweiller. Scared me silly first time I saw it. It stood
up as I approached, then started wagging it's bitty tail and smiled as
I rode by. A golden retreiver gave chase, and the rot started chasing
the other dog, caught it and they went frollicking off together. It
often comes out to greet me, never once chased.
Also a dobie. So far, the dog has never once gotten off it's butt. I
have a feeling the doberman is a REAL attack dog, and well trained. I
am not planning on riding up its driveway.
Later,
Mike
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2832.44 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Aug 26 1994 12:12 | 3 |
| <- But you'll never really know the dobie's disposition... :-)
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2832.45 | Was nice enough not to "win" either. | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Fri Aug 26 1994 12:58 | 5 |
| I encountered a Greyhound once, the 4 legged kind :-), he just wanted
to run alongside. IT was good winter exercise for him. He never even
came out to the pavement.
ed
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2832.46 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Mon Aug 29 1994 12:34 | 4 |
| I took my dog out yesterday afternoon 'a huntin' for cyclist, but
no luck!
Chip
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2832.47 | It could have found me, if ..... | LUDWIG::ASMITH | | Mon Aug 29 1994 13:53 | 6 |
| re .46
I was at the east side of the Wachusetts reservoir, stopped,
chewing on a banana, in a day-glo biker shirt. Would have made
a good wall trophy. Is your dog near-sighted and can't
tell a skunk from rose-water ? :-)
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2832.48 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Mon Aug 29 1994 14:44 | 4 |
| She's not sight impaired (and God knows I lover her), but I've eaten
smarter popsicles than her... :-)
Chip
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2832.49 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Tue Aug 30 1994 11:17 | 18 |
| Couple replies ago, I posted this, which has a humorous postscript...
> There is a rottweiller. Scared me silly first time I saw it. It stood
> up as I approached, then started wagging it's bitty tail and smiled as
> I rode by. A golden retreiver gave chase, and the rot started chasing
> the other dog, caught it and they went frollicking off together. It
> often comes out to greet me, never once chased.
Last night I saw a new dog, not much more than a puppy. About a
block or two later, it hit me. It was a young retreiver with
rotweiller markings.
Seems the rot had his priorities in order, after all! Perhaps he has
pleasant memories associated with bicycles? ;-)
Later,
Mike
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2832.50 | | PAKORA::GGOODMAN | Loonatic | Wed Aug 31 1994 03:59 | 5 |
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Sounds like the rotweiller was a hippy. Remember the old Make Love Not
War slogan? :-)
Graham.
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2832.51 | | PCBUOA::KRATZ | | Mon Oct 17 1994 20:08 | 14 |
| This was in the Boston Globe about a month ago, I just forgot to enter
it.
"Biker wins case for dog attack
Exeter, N.H. - A jury has awarded a bicyclist $190,000 on his claim
that he broke his elbow when a dog charged him and he fell off his bike
in Portsmouth. James and Carol Ritzo's nine-pound dog, Pee-Wee, was
found responsible by a Rockingham County Superior Court jury this week
of causing James Bohan to fall in January. (AP)"
Geez, a golden retriever once caused me to crash, dislocate my shoulder
and break a collarbone... I shoulda sued: going by weight, I coulda been
a millionaire. ;-)
Kratz
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2832.52 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Oct 18 1994 06:45 | 1 |
| <- I wonder what that guy was riding... A Barbie & Ken tandem? :-)
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2832.53 | | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Tue Oct 18 1994 07:32 | 4 |
| and here I expected a NH Jury to find the cyclist to be at fault
for causing the dogs teeth to be dirty.
ed
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2832.54 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Trouble with a capital 'T' | Fri Jul 14 1995 15:45 | 15 |
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There are 2 "loose" dogs on my daily route. Both are black and
medium size.
One is my neighbor's dog, who seems to be out at least 3 or 4 times
a week, but who's really not dangerous. He's chased me a couple
times, which is inconvenient since as soon as I leave my driveway
I'm on a hill, but he's no problem.
And the 2nd lives about 1 1/2 miles away. If he's out, which,
again, is 3 or 4 times a week, he comes right up to the edge of
his yard and barks until I'm out of sight. This morning he ran
along the side of the road for 1/10 of a mile or so, but never came
out into the street. You gotta love dogs like that.
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