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Conference noted::bicycle

Title: Bicycling
Notice:Bicycling for Fun
Moderator:JAMIN::WASSER
Created:Mon Apr 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:3214
Total number of notes:31946

1805.0. "A case for helmets" by COUNTY::CROWTHER (Just a hacker saved by Yourdon) Wed Dec 19 1990 07:49

This poem is dedicated to an ex-cyclist, who due to a head injury while 
cycling, now lives in a mental home in Bracknell.


Cabbage
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Don't bother to knock
for there's nobody home
I'm just a cabbage
In a head case zone

I sit in my chair
with a stupid grin
I find amusement 
with the simplest of things

Staring at walls
Is how I spend my time
and I love to dribble
and throw up slime

But don't pity me, my friend 
nor deride me with laughter
for I have no worries
and I'm well looked after

And if, when you ride your bike one day
You happen to fall in a nasty way
I hope your head is well protected
else you'll join me as a mental defective

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