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Conference terri::cars_uk

Title:Cars in the UK
Notice:Please read new conference charter 1.70
Moderator:COMICS::SHELLEYELD
Created:Sun Mar 06 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2584
Total number of notes:63384

39.0. "Strange Adverts Of Fire" by CHEST::WATSON (One for the Vine !) Fri Jan 15 1988 11:44

	Does anybody have any suggestions as to what the billboard
	sign is, depicting a car in front of a wall of flame ?

	Could this be the new reliant rust proofing system ? 

	Could this car be in the process of testing for the Paris-Dakar ?

	Can this be a car with a Ford V6 Essex engine with the dodgey
	fuel connections to the carbs ?

	Is this a new anti-theft paint finish ?

	Have the Beasty Boys recorded a song called...

		"No sleep till the next expensively badged car you see
		 accidentally bursts into an inferno" ?

	Is it an advert for the new film titled...

		"Rambo lights his cigarette"
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39.6'it's a gherkin!'TURB0::artTue Jul 09 1991 16:1814
reviving a topic on car ads.

Has anyone seen the tv advert with the Rover Metro - the one with the
blindfolded guy groping the steering wheel of the car whilst wondering
aloud which one of several phallic objects it is?

It ends with the caption "I bet he doesn't drink Carling Black Label"

I just wonder whether it implies that you need to drink copius amounts
of (very poor) lager before realising that you are indeed sat behind
the wheel of a motor car?!


...art
39.7COMICS::WEGGSome hard boiled eggs & some nuts.Tue Jul 09 1991 16:274
    I agree, that is a strange advert. Presumably paid for by the brewers
    of Carling, rather than Rover.
    
    Ian.
39.8RUTILE::BISHOPWed Jul 10 1991 11:403
Has nayone seen the adverts for Continental Tyres?

If so, any comments?
39.9HUGS::AND_KISSESScott MarshallWed Jul 10 1991 11:5012
re .6, .7 "It's a Gherkin"

Well I thought this ad was hilarious.  Carling Black Label ads are always good,
and this one, poking fun at a very poor original advertisment (let's face it,
no-one could be sat blind-folded in a metro and think it was a 2.5l large car!)
is one of the best.

Art, I think the point of the advert is that the man is stupid (doesn't
recognise it's a steering wheel).  As Carling would have us believe their lager
is an intelligent choice, the ad concludes this man doesn't drink it...

Scott
39.10VOGON::ATWALWed Jul 10 1991 12:325
yup - I understand the ad Scott - but I simply _hate_ it. I'm glad I don't drive
a Metro :-)


...art
39.11WOTVAX::HARRISCNot very nice at allWed Jul 10 1991 13:596
    re: Continental Tyre ad
    
    Yep, great ad - but I was dissapointed to learn this was filmed only a
    few inches off the ground...
    
    ..Craig
39.12What was performed only afew inches off the ground?TIMMII::RDAVIESAn amateur expertWed Jul 10 1991 14:0211
>>          <<< Note 39.11 by WOTVAX::HARRISC "Not very nice at all" >>>

>>    re: Continental Tyre ad
    
>>    Yep, great ad - but I was dissapointed to learn this was filmed only a
>>    few inches off the ground...
    
    
    Not seen it, can you describe it?.
    
    Richard
39.13HUGS::AND_KISSESScott MarshallWed Jul 10 1991 14:076
Art,

Well at least my metro is an Austin one and not the inferior Rover offering 
with a gherkin for a steering wheel :-)

Scott
39.14Good - if you drive on a roofWOTVAX::HARRISCNot very nice at allWed Jul 10 1991 18:1910
    >Not seen it, can you describe it?
    
    A stunt driver in a Astra, performing various handbrake turns and
    spins, stopping right on the edge of what seems to be the roof of a very 
    high rise building.  Of course he needs the Continentals to do this! 
    Looks very impresive and was apparantly filmed only a couple of
    inches off the ground! (GOSH)
    
    ..Craig